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post #1 of 18
8/7/07 at 5:14am
Thread Starter 
What would sex with Paula Poundstone be like? I'd tap it, just out of morbid curiosity.
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post #2 of 18
8/7/07 at 5:16am
Are you Dax Flame?
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post #3 of 18
8/7/07 at 5:21am
Thread Starter 
Ok, so I looked up who that was and, unless that was a broader social misfit joke, I don't get it.
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post #4 of 18
8/7/07 at 5:23am
I can't decide if he's for real, and if he's not, I could see someone like you being involved.

If he is real, I think he's more like Rath.
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post #5 of 18
8/7/07 at 6:04am
Fucking Paula Poundstone would be like masturbating over a corpse with bleach as lubricant, and then finding out that the corpse isn't actually a man or a woman, but some unknown third. And there are cats, hundreds of cats, staring at you, boreing into your soul.
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post #6 of 18
8/7/07 at 6:21am
Do the cats approve?
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post #7 of 18
8/7/07 at 6:54am
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Originally Posted by Jack "Sue" Dnim
Fucking Paula Poundstone would be like masturbating over a corpse with bleach as lubricant, and then finding out that the corpse isn't actually a man or a woman, but some unknown third. And there are cats, hundreds of cats, staring at you, boreing into your soul.
Have you been reading FabFunk's blog?
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post #8 of 18
8/7/07 at 1:04pm
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Originally Posted by Jack "Sue" Dnim
Fucking Paula Poundstone would be like masturbating over a corpse with bleach as lubricant, and then finding out that the corpse isn't actually a man or a woman, but some unknown third. And there are cats, hundreds of cats, staring at you, boreing into your soul.
Strangely similar to what I imagined (which was sort of like Frodo's trip to the Dead Marshes, only with less chance for orgasm.) Probably one of the more disturbing things I've ever pondered... I imagine there's something unholy about it. Like "every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings" only this would be "every time Paula Poundstone fucks, a clown kills a child."
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post #9 of 18
8/7/07 at 1:08pm
Is she wearing the tie and sitting on a stool?

That shit's hot.
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post #10 of 18
8/7/07 at 1:09pm
You guys know you're too old for her, right? She's a child molester.
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post #11 of 18
8/7/07 at 1:12pm
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Originally Posted by devincf
You guys know you're too old for her, right? She's a child molester.
With a 14 year old girl! Ripoll, I don't think you qualify.
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post #12 of 18
8/7/07 at 1:12pm
She actually had or is having a show soon nearby. I'm kinda curious to see if anyone is going to it... also, what kind of people would want to go see her now.
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post #13 of 18
8/7/07 at 1:45pm
Must've been where I got the clown killing the child thing.
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post #14 of 18
8/7/07 at 2:10pm
Not that I give a flying fuck about Paula Poundstone, but she was never found guilty of molestation. From Wikipedia:

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In 2001 Poundstone was arrested on a felony warrant for three counts of committing a lewd act on an unidentified girl under the age of 14. The Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office also stated that Poundstone was charged with endangering two other unidentified girls and two boys. Poundstone pled guilty to charges of felony child endangerment and misdemeanor inflicting injury on a child. Few details were released, but the prosecutor indicated that the charges were a result of an incident in which Poundstone was driving her children while intoxicated. She accepted a plea agreement and pled no contest to felony child endangerment and a misdemeanor charge of inflicting injury on a child. In exchange, the three charges of lewd conduct were dropped by prosecutors.

"The lewd conduct charges against me were dropped because they weren't true," says Poundstone. "I pled no contest to the child endangerment/injury charges because they were. My drinking helped to create a dangerous situation for the children. For this, I am very sorry." [14 September 2001] Poundstone was sentenced to five years probation and 180 days in an alcohol rehabilitation program. Following completion of the program, she was granted full custody of her adopted children but permanently lost custody of two other children who were in Poundstone's home as part of the foster care system.
I don't see prosecutors dropping the most serious charges just for copping a plea to child endangerment.
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post #15 of 18
8/7/07 at 3:54pm
Fuck No.
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post #16 of 18
8/7/07 at 4:40pm
Oddly, I can think of worse female comediennes to bang.
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post #17 of 18
8/7/07 at 4:44pm
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Originally Posted by KABONG
Oddly, I can think of worse female comediennes to bang.
Other than Dana Carvey, I can't think of one.






ZING!!!!!!!!!!
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post #18 of 18
8/7/07 at 6:53pm
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Oddly, I can think of worse female comediennes to bang.
Roseanne
Lisa Lampanelli
Phyllis Diller

Just to name a few.
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