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Lady Has the Shortest Fuse Ever.

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http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shar...cxntlid=inform

CINCINNATI — A woman shot and killed a panhandler who asked her for 25 cents, police say.

"He asked her for a quarter," Police Chief Tom Streicher said. "That's apparently all there was to it."

Donald Francis, who police believe was homeless, stood outside a gas station late Monday asking people for money. Geraldine Beasley had complained about Francis to someone else, and when he approached her she pulled out a gun and shot him, police said.

Francis, 44, died at the scene.

Beasley, 62, was charged with murder and on Wednesday was ordered held in lieu of $500,000 bail, according to court documents. Her attorney, Mass Ionna, told Municipal Court Judge Fanon Rucker that his client has mental issues.

Beasley's court record dates back 15 years with traffic charges, eviction cases and civil judgments both for and against her. She was fined in 2003 for improperly transporting a loaded gun after officers found one in her van.
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Same should be done to her.
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A guy asked me for a buck the other day. Obviously I should have disemboweled him.
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A whole dollar?! You should have kept him alive for a few days, carefully extracting the less-vital organs, fingers, toes, etc. Then, after you've run out of removable items, you cut out his heart and take a bite out of it in front of him before he dies.

A dollar... Jesus, what is this country coming to?
post #5 of 28
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Are garbage bags and wet newspapers sufficient for bullet proofing?
post #6 of 28
The bullet only cost her 20 cents, so it was a pretty good deal for her.
post #7 of 28
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
A woman shot and killed a panhandler who asked her for 25 cents, police say.
I hate to be the innate after her who tries to brag, "I've killed a man for less."
post #8 of 28
She obviously needed that quarter to offset the cost of her glamour shots.

post #9 of 28
Maybe it was the way he asked.
post #10 of 28
Somewhere, Bernhard Goetz is insanely jealous.
post #11 of 28
She's the American version of Bus Uncle. I call her Gun Aunt.
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Originally Posted by Bill Brasky
She obviously needed that quarter to offset the cost of her glamour shots.

Makes me proud to be an American.
post #13 of 28
Has anyone here not hunted a hobo for sport? Seriously, they're the ultimate game.
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What is the magic word?
post #15 of 28
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Her attorney, Mass Ionna,
That's an awesome, Marvel-comics-sounding name for an attorney.
post #16 of 28
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Originally Posted by Ratty
That's an awesome, Marvel-comics-sounding name for an attorney.
I was thinking Star Wars. or a Zappa kid. Or maybe Ione Skye's sister.
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Originally Posted by dontEATnachos
Has anyone here not hunted a hobo for sport? Seriously, they're the ultimate game.
Eventually though you're going to want to graduate to mulleted French Cajuns.
post #18 of 28
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Originally Posted by Ratty
That's an awesome, Marvel-comics-sounding name for an attorney.
She has two sisters. Her older sister, Force Ionna, is 60, and her baby sister, Acceleration Ionna, is 2.

Question: How old is Mass Ionna?

Answer [Spoiler- swipe to read]: GET BACK TO WORK, NERD.
post #19 of 28
There aren't enough Rep points in the world to reward FreeRobotSex. But I'll try.
post #20 of 28
I was riding the train today and some kids got on and started dancing for money. Instead of moving down the subway car to give them room to perform, I obviously should have reached into my satchel and pulled out my laptop and clubbed all four of the punks to death for disrupting my wonderful subway-riding experience.
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Originally Posted by Chris Wood
Eventually though you're going to want to graduate to mulleted French Cajuns.
Don't forget about Surviving the Game.
post #22 of 28
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Originally Posted by donde
I was riding the train today and some kids got on and started dancing for money. Instead of moving down the subway car to give them room to perform, I obviously should have reached into my satchel and pulled out my laptop and clubbed all four of the punks to death for disrupting my wonderful subway-riding experience.
There were no wonderful subway-riding experiences, not today!
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Originally Posted by dontEATnachos
Don't forget about Surviving the Game.
I wouldn't dream of it.
post #24 of 28
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
Her attorney, Mass Ionna, told Municipal Court Judge Fanon Rucker that his client has mental issues.
OF COURSE! Hooray American legal system!
post #25 of 28
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Originally Posted by devincf
A guy asked me for a buck the other day. Obviously I should have disemboweled him.
Naw, you're going about it all wrong. Disemboweling, no matter how long the blade, is still too messy and dangerous to you in these situations. The risk of getting highly-dangerous hobo AIDS blood all over you in that manner is high. May I interest you in the catalog for my mail-order flamethrower company?
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Originally Posted by Brendan
OF COURSE! Hooray American legal system!
Are you one of those people that assumes that when people are declared insane in a trial, they just get to go free, or get put in a five star hotel to be pampered?

It's pretty obvious that she does have mental issues.
post #27 of 28
Odd that on the way to work I witnessed someone asking for change get smashed in the face with a briefcase, and I thought that was the most terrible thing I would see/read all day. That woman is a dickshit.
post #28 of 28
Somebody once asked
could I spare some change for gas
I've got to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept.
I could use a little fuel my self
Then I shot hot lead right into his face

Hey now I'm a nutbar...

I like to think the guy also asked for directions to the nearest Walmart, and she sent him straight to Hell.

In an ideal world the man would have been hung and quartered.

In an ideal world I'd go for quality over quantity.
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