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post #1 of 9
8/9/07 at 11:13am
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Think he could use a good P.R. person or something? This guy has been talking out of his ass all fucking week. What a fiasco. There are far more gentle and professional ways of relating bad news. This guy has had the miners' families on an emotional rollercoaster all week. I'm surprised that no one has stepped in and taken over the press duties. This douche needs to shut the fuck up. If I were one of these family members I would have him by the throat right now.
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post #2 of 9
8/9/07 at 11:38am
"Sorry, it will take weeks, maybe even years for us to reach your loved ones. SOOOOOOORRRY"


Yeah, why they haven't shitcanned this douchebag yet is anyone's guess.
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post #3 of 9
8/9/07 at 11:48am
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Originally Posted by gl2899
Yeah, why they haven't shitcanned this douchebag yet is anyone's guess.
He's the CEO of the company. No one tells Trump to get off TV, and no one puts Baby in a corner.
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post #4 of 9
8/9/07 at 12:10pm
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Yeah, there's no way to fire the guy, but for fuck's sake get someone else to speak to the press for you. I wonder if anyone has tried to tell him to do that; maybe they're enjoying the spectacle too much. I'm surprised such a corporation appears to have no P.R. whatsoever.
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post #5 of 9
8/9/07 at 12:44pm
I wish this guy would understand the severity of the situation. Clearly he only sees it as a miner accident.
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post #6 of 9
8/9/07 at 12:53pm
Now come on everyone, the real tragedy here is the loss of valuable coal mining time.
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post #7 of 9
8/9/07 at 1:01pm
His biggest problem seems to be his lack of understanding the basic principles of amplified sound.

Seriously, if he shouted any louder when giving a press conference, the rest of the mines may collaspse from the shock waves.
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post #8 of 9
8/9/07 at 1:01pm
You know, I bet the mining company could've had those guys out 2 days ago if the pinko union-lovers in Washington hadn't limited their preteen rescue teams to 10 hours of work a day.
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post #9 of 9
8/9/07 at 1:05pm
I love how, while the miners are either dead or suffocating underground, he uses his mic time to whine about conservation and global warming bills eating into his profits. What a douchebag.
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