I worked in restaurants for years, everything from fast-food joints in small towns to reasonably upscale places in Manhattan. And not once, not once, mind you, in all those years, did I ever encounter something you wouldn't find occasionally in the average household kitchen. An occasional cockroach, maybe a mouse or a rat in the storage areas, a stray hair in the soup, that sort of thing, and they were always dealt with fairly swiftly.
I always take these restaurant horror stories/urban legends with a big ol' grain of salt. I mean, would you actually work alongside someone you knew had done something awful to a cutomer's food? Or believe that a container of "special sauce" was so priceless that employees would "pick out big chunks" of vomit by hand just to save management a dollar?
I know there are assholes and sociopaths out there in the workforce, but in all the places I've ever worked, they never lasted more than a week.
EDIT: I know the thread started out as a joke, I just hate urban legends. And people who don't give a shit at work. Yeah, I'm old.
I always take these restaurant horror stories/urban legends with a big ol' grain of salt. I mean, would you actually work alongside someone you knew had done something awful to a cutomer's food? Or believe that a container of "special sauce" was so priceless that employees would "pick out big chunks" of vomit by hand just to save management a dollar?
I know there are assholes and sociopaths out there in the workforce, but in all the places I've ever worked, they never lasted more than a week.
EDIT: I know the thread started out as a joke, I just hate urban legends. And people who don't give a shit at work. Yeah, I'm old.




