I Just Saw A Gangbang On The Train

Tell me you recorded this on your cellphone!

The Transit Authority could be looking at a hell of a lawsuit if anyone slips on the cum puddle.

I thought this was going to be about the porn version of Snakes on a Plane.

The fact that there were girls in that group as well is almost as shocking as the event of a gangbang on a train.

Kudos to the first kid who said "Hey, we're on a train, let's run a train." And they say the educational system is broken.

Must have been the Love Train.

Who says they were riding 'The MTA?' Whole story is suspect.

This reads like the first paragraph of a Penthouse Forum letter.

"I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but every word of this story is true…"

Actually it could be the beginning of some Harry Potter fanfic.

It sounds alot like a missing scene from The Warriors.

Yes, someone get Alex Riviello in here, to see if he recognizes it.

Forget that, the MTA could be looking a lawsuit from whoever contracted an STD by touching those handrails.

This part here had me cracking up at your curmudgeonly way of putting it. I love it.

I've only seen public sex once - at a Braves game. No gangbang. I do not envy you, sir.

Especially if this isn't true.

This is SO nasty (or nas-tay.)

Two guys doesn't exactly constitute a "gangbang", it constitutes awesome, but certainly not a gangbang.

Was she hot? 'Cause I possibly would have asked if I could join in. If they had condoms. Which I'm going to assume they didn't.

This is New York, right? Couldn't you just pick a condom up off the train floor, or the street? I prefer not to call those used condoms, simply fitted.

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. Ohh yep, there it goes, I did.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Teenagers have sex? The hell you say.

I seen that shit like three times and I don't post about it. Although I guess I just did.

My hot girlfriend who likes to play video games saw something like that once. Did I mention my girlfriend saw that? I'm pretty sure I mentioned she did.

YA WHUT? Like Guitar Hero or Animal Crossing or some shit rite? lol grrls

Yeah, I've never heard someone from the city say "riding the MTA".

No way my hot girlfriend is totally into fighting games and shooting games like turok and shit

No no, the fanfic starts off nice and slow, from Harry toning himself and getting a haircut that shows off his scar, getting the ladies interested, then the Hermoine cuddling and nipple licking, the Cho two-timing, the Draco/Ginny relationship, and THEN the big gang bang.

I've heard "THE MTA", but I'm pretty sure it was from some non native. Never heard "at the end of the cart", which is much more suspicious.

I once saw a guy giving it to a girl on a sidestreet in the city. Doing her right up against a wall. We pulled around the block and screamed "Yeah!" in encouragement, as drunk 21 year olds often do.

*fap, fap....

Whoa! WTF!?!? Go back to the fanfic.

Y'know, I've been in NY since 1989, and I've never seen that. You think that I would have by now. I am, however, a huge flasher-magnet for whatever reason. I've seen more penises from total strangers than I've seen from guys I've actually slept with.

That has less to do with the city you're in, though, and more to do with being a young, at least moderately attractive woman. Bonus points if you're alone in public. These upstanding citizens want to make their disapproval of your independence and mobility apparent, and can think of no better way to do it than showing you their sad little penis.

Flashers and public masturbators, btw, love librarians/libraries. One of the perks of the job, I guess.

Same here.

Kinda like this guy?

Carl Monday vs. Mike Cooper

The ending was great. I love they just all of a sudden cut to the guy and his parents.

Suddenly this thread has me severely pissed at menkind, that's seriously fucking infuriating that it seems to be that common.

I've worked at a used bookstore for about a half of a year now and I was treated to my first flasher experience there. The woman comes up and tells me a gentleman is exposing himself in the religion section of the store and the guy goes rushing past saying it was a mistake. I'm thinking maybe that's where he keeps his rosary. Maybe there's something about walls of books that make men just want to expose themselves. I've never felt the compulsion to fuck a copy of Jane Eyre, so I can't personally attest to it, however.

I didn't realize it was a form of social commentary. You'd think they could just call in to Bill O'Reilly in that case.

Creed would be shocked at what a big deal you're making over hanging brain.

"Tonight on the Factor, my penis is a gateway to freedom juice and I'm going to spray it all over those terrorists."

The several times I've been flashed (Yes, "several". Sad, I know. I mean, we're talking over the course of almost 20 years in NY, but still.) have all occurred on the subway.

The most hilarious one was about 12 years ago. I was on the subway, sitting directly across from this other girl, and next to me, standing against the door, is this gigantic guy. He was just really big and tall, he looked like a side of beef with a face. So I'm reading my book, and I look up and the girl across from me is giving me this really hard, stern look. It looks like a serious bitch-face, so I bitch-face her right back. She bitch-faces me even harder and then she starts shifting her eyes in the direction of the guy standing next to me. All of a sudden, it dawns on me that she's not really giving me a bitch-face - she's trying to non-verbally communicate, "Psst! The guy next to you!" So I glance at the guy and he's got his whole dick out of his pants, just wacking away about two feet from my head. As I recall, it was fairly big - I didn't get that close of a look at it while I was fairly flying down to the other end of the subway car. I moved so fast, I could feel my hair blowing back. And what's even weirder - the girl who warned me didn't move away from him! She stayed put, directly across from this huge masturbating giant. I'm at the other end of the car, practically trying to send her telepathic messages, "Come sit by me! Don't stay there!"

Well.... did he come or what????!!!!

She was his accomplice.

I didn't stick around to find out (Get it? "stick" around? Hah!). If he gets sexually excited by women who go, "Holy shit!" before running away from him, then probably.

One day there was this nappy-haired homeless Jamiacan guy that took issue with the color of my skin on the train. This guy was yelling and spitting all sorts of crazy shit and I was the only one laughing and paying attention to him. I just love crazy people. Even ones that call me a white devil. I said hey, say what you want, but could you do it a little more quietly?

He pulls out this crazy contraption he'd made of a couple of walnuts and what looked to be an animal bone of some sort- yes, that looked like his junk. The thing had feathers attached to it, also. He starts grabbing on it and screaming "Ride the bone! Ride the bone!" at me and I almost lost my shit. I was laughing so fucking hard... it was one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen.

He started howling like a maniac when I said Take care of yourself, God Bless and got off at my stop.

I find this entire report suspect, because how can someone be named Carl Monday and NOT have his own online porn series? I just don't believe it.

Even more fun than laughing at people crazier than Jon Peters is arguing with annoying, agressive homeless people.

"C'Mon man, give me just a dollar! Just one!"

I will ruin your homeless shit, you smelly bastard. I've literally stood on Ventura Blvd and argued with a homeless guy for over 5 minutes until he was just screaming and cars started stopping because they thought I was physically harming him. Ah, the joys of the city.

I think that it actually does have something to do with either being in an urban area, or something, because that's the one kind of inappropriate behavior I haven't gotten. At least, not since childhood.

Maybe I'm just not spending time in the right (wrong?) places.

Is this movie studio speak? Are you secretly saying "black neighborhood"?



I kid, I kid, no need for an anti-racist backlash. But I know what you mean, and I say yes. I've seen more fucked up shit in like 10 separate nights on Hollywood Blvd and the Sunset Strip than I've ever seen in 4 years of living in the Valley.

I'm guessing living in an urban area certainly improves the odds. There needs to be a certain density of people to produce enough pervs to make it commonplace, and I also don't think it's a coincidence that so many flasher stories take place on public transportation. I'd have to think working in some sort of service role (be it in retail or in a hospital or library or something) would up your chances, too.

I live in an urban area, but I miss out since, besides the fact that I'm a guy, I also drive to the burbs for work (ass-backwards, I know) and work in an office that's fairly self-contained. Luckily, I still get to hear the stories.