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post #51 of 58
The density is definitely what does it. Practically every girl I know has some story about some fuck who rubbed up on them on the train, or worse, showed off his package. It's usually during rush hour, too, which you wouldn't expect. Easier to get away with it when there's a crowd of people- hell, look at Tokyo, with their women-only subway cars because of groping problems.
post #52 of 58
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Practically every girl I know has some story about some fuck who rubbed up on them on the train,
"I knocked the boots, the sneakers and the house shoes!"
post #53 of 58
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Originally Posted by KABONG
I remember coming home one day on the train and some homeless guy was badgering people. I was really tired so I just sat there and he explained his whole life story, how he lost everything, but he still has God, which makes up for having no money and having his family run away from him. As he went on, he even began to get more articulate, and he was honestly touched that I seemed to be listening to him. At the end of his heartfelt speech, I got off at my stop. His parting words... "God bless you, my son. You're a good man. Also, invest in unicorns. Unicorns!"
SUSPICIOUS.
post #54 of 58
He's right, though. It would be one hell of an investment.
post #55 of 58
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Originally Posted by Van Jones
He's right, though. It would be one hell of an investment.
And like an *idiot*, I went and bought a high interest CD with ING this morning. If only I'd known about the Unicorn investments.
post #56 of 58
Crazy bums don't talk about unicorns. They talk about the government and how they lost their job and shit.
post #57 of 58
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Originally Posted by KABONG
I remember coming home one day on the train and some homeless guy was badgering people. I was really tired so I just sat there and he explained his whole life story, how he lost everything, but he still has God, which makes up for having no money and having his family run away from him. As he went on, he even began to get more articulate, and he was honestly touched that I seemed to be listening to him. At the end of his heartfelt speech, I got off at my stop. His parting words... "God bless you, my son. You're a good man. Also, invest in unicorns. Unicorns!"

Did you explain to him that if it were possible, you would have already sunk your life's savings into Unicorns? I mean, if the market was available, I would, people seem to really like them.
post #58 of 58
I think the likeliest explanation is that he meant it in a metaphorical sense. The 'unicorn' in this sense is an investment in something that is going to make big returns based on how prestigious it is. The iPhone was probably a unicorn.
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