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Poll Results: Who shall we neg rep back to the stone age?

 
  • 14% (11)
    Fabfunk
  • 68% (51)
    Duke Fleed
  • 16% (12)
    BobClark
74 Total Votes  
post #51 of 627
8/14/07 at 10:00am
Thread Starter 
"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."

You're interfering with science,dammit!
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post #52 of 627
8/14/07 at 10:02am
Hahaha. It's a conspiracy. How many did you get off?

I'm patiently anticipating if there's a new subtext after 'Hated by God'. It has to get worse than that. Like 'Hated by Leon Rippy'.
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post #53 of 627
8/14/07 at 10:07am
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Originally Posted by BobClark
"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."
Sheize. Same here.
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post #54 of 627
8/14/07 at 10:09am
I would like to think Duke Fleed is a fake, a troll...but I've seen too much...too many pedantic, quasi-autistic nerds running riot across message boards, newsgroups, etc.

They're out there...they're everywhere.

I hope he's a fake, though. I really, really do.
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post #55 of 627
8/14/07 at 10:19am
My neg-rep for fleed:

"I want a baseball bat to swing at high velocity into your brain pan, while hot lesbians masturbate and Democrats get elected, and George Lucas hands the STAR WARS franchise to Edgar Wright. In short, I want you to cease to be, and let love reign."
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post #56 of 627
8/14/07 at 10:28am

"I'm doing my part, too!"
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post #57 of 627
8/14/07 at 10:34am
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny
My neg-rep for fleed:

"I want a baseball bat to swing at high velocity into your brain pan, while hot lesbians masturbate and Democrats get elected, and George Lucas hands the STAR WARS franchise to Edgar Wright. In short, I want you to cease to be, and let love reign."
Alan "Nordling" Cerny, why do you think Lucas handing over the STAR WARS franchise to Edgar Wright would be a good idea? Edgar Wright may be responsible for such fine work as Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and the fake trailer segment "Don't" from the film Grindhouse but I do not believe he would be suitable for a beloved franchise such as STAR WARS, as STAR WARS is about epic space opera long long ago in a galaxy far far away and Edgar Wright, responsible for directing such works as Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and the fake trailer segment "Don't" from the film Grindhouse, is more of a humor type person doing comedies like Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and the fake trailer segment "Don't" from the film Grindhouse.
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post #58 of 627
8/14/07 at 10:44am
I also did my part.

Today is Fleed day.

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post #59 of 627
8/14/07 at 10:56am
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Originally Posted by BobClark
"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."

You're interfering with science,dammit!
God damn it I got this taunting message as welll!!
Such a bitter, acrid taste when I can almost sense victory.
How much reputation do you need to spread before you can re-nuke someone anyway?
There is always tomorrow.
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post #60 of 627
8/14/07 at 10:56am
20 others.
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post #61 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:02am
I did it, but the comment just said Baa.
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post #62 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:19am
Who made his red glow?
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post #63 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:29am
I can't believe I missed this. Hopefully, I can help pick up where those of you who are hamstrung left off.

I'm about to drop bombs on him like Slim Pickens.
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post #64 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:39am
I bombed him. Next thing I know my boss gave me a raise, my wife had sex with me and my dog shit in my neighbor's yard. Coincidence...I think not! This is a glorious day indeed!
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post #65 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:40am
Am I the only one concerned that Fleed has such a tenuous grasp of reality already that a combined rep assault might, y'know, break him.

At least Miyagi was a cunt still in possession of all his marbles, with Fleed if he does actually have a mental condition then we might be ending him.

On the other hand it would be awfully Darwinist for someone to top themselves over neg rep comments.
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post #66 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:42am
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Originally Posted by horrid
Who made his red glow?
I hadn't really noticed if it were glowing before, but I just negged him a few minutes ago, so, if it just changed recently, I might have had something to do with it.
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post #67 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:47am
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall
Am I the only one concerned that Fleed has such a tenuous grasp of reality already that a combined rep assault might, y'know, break him.
We should be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky.
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post #68 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:48am
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall
Am I the only one concerned that Fleed has such a tenuous grasp of reality already that a combined rep assault might, y'know, break him.
Probably. That is, you're probably the only one. In the unlikely case that fleed isn't a masterful performance and his online persona is pretty much his real-life persona, I think his obliviousness probably serves as a warm, fluffy cushion against criticism.

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At least Miyagi was a cunt still in possession of all his marbles, with Fleed if he does actually have a mental condition then we might be ending him.
At worst, it's just Asperger's, which doesn't really lead to psychosis or violence, as far as I know.
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post #69 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:52am
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Originally Posted by horrid
Who made his red glow?
I repped him right around the time you posted so it might have been me.
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post #70 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:52am
That is not Aspergers, I have Aspergers, and his syptoms head far more towards the extremes of Dyspraxia/Autism (both of which have associations with psychosis and violence).
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post #71 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:52am
I piled on around that time as well.
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post #72 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:54am
"Hit them again!"
"That's enough Hans!"
"Hit...them...again!"
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post #73 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:55am
I'd like to think we all made his red glow.
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post #74 of 627
8/14/07 at 11:59am
I thought Fleed mentioned he was married with kids (I could be wrong about that, though) still, a man who has the mental capacity of a ball point pen having kids is a pretty scary thought.
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post #75 of 627
8/14/07 at 12:07pm
"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."

That all I got for today folks. But, tune in tomorrow at the same Bat Time & same Bat channel for more "Nuking the Numb Nutz!"
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post #76 of 627
8/14/07 at 12:10pm
Why do a 24 hours experiment ? Let's do a weekly bombing run.

This "You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later." is a solid AA defense.
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post #77 of 627
8/14/07 at 12:11pm
Thread Starter 
Dragon Ma he lives in his sister's house. She has kids so that makes him the Wedding singer, I guess.
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post #78 of 627
8/14/07 at 12:11pm
On the one hand, I feel that whether elaborate troll or stunted, awkward human being duke fleed will plow on happy at the attention/obliviously.

On the other, something about seeing all that red up on his posts makes the smallest of smiles flit briefly across my usually stony, impassive face.
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post #79 of 627
8/14/07 at 12:24pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by BobClark
Dragon Ma he lives in his sister's house. She has kids so that makes him the Wedding singer, I guess.
Why do I immediately think of 'You Me & Dupree', 'You Me & Duke Fleed' has a kind of ring to it.
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post #80 of 627
8/14/07 at 12:36pm
Hmmm, it has potential.

At the dinner table, someone's all "pass the mashed poatatoes duke fleed" and for some reason it sets him off on a lecture about how the GI Joe cartoon continuity differs from the GI Joe comic book, but either way it's still classic work featuring GI Joe America's greatest heroes go Joe! he shouts with a fist pump and everyone else just waits for him to finish because they've become so inured to this sort of thing, they stopped even discretely rolling their eyes and sighing long ago.
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post #81 of 627
8/14/07 at 12:39pm
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Originally Posted by DaveB
In the unlikely case that fleed isn't a masterful performance and his online persona is pretty much his real-life persona, I think his obliviousness probably serves as a warm, fluffy cushion against criticism.
There's that and I have doubts that he even knows what those little red boxes are. Probably thinks they're Experience Points.

EDIT: By the way, the fleed impressions in this thread are making my otherwise shitty morning. Keep it up!
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post #82 of 627
8/14/07 at 2:29pm
Seriously. Nuke'em all. 'cept Bob. I likes me some Bob.

Check it.
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post #83 of 627
8/14/07 at 2:35pm
Brigade, though you only have 44 posts, thus forcing you to only dispense grey-rep, feel free to chronicle the assault with one of your illustrious GIF.
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post #84 of 627
8/14/07 at 2:51pm
duke fleed, I AM NOW RECHARGED!



Stand by for another round.
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post #85 of 627
8/14/07 at 2:59pm
My fleedformer still sums up how I feel about the duke. There's no way in Hell that he's for real.

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post #86 of 627
8/14/07 at 3:03pm
Is that like Bizarro Fleed? He's got 6 green boxes there.
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post #87 of 627
8/14/07 at 3:08pm
Pretty much. If he's not a regular chewer posing as a stunted man-child, or just an unknown masquerading for his own amusement...well, I just don't want to consider the alternative.
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post #88 of 627
8/14/07 at 3:09pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage
Brigade, though you only have 44 posts, thus forcing you to only dispense grey-rep, feel free to chronicle the assault with one of your illustrious GIF.
Aye Aye, captain Savage. Loadin' the ImageReady torpedoes! Standby while I bumblefuck around my way with layers and get something done here.
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post #89 of 627
8/14/07 at 3:24pm
I know fuckall what you guys are talking about in here, but I just learned a shitload about this little guy because of this thread!


Hell yeah, Scooter!
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post #90 of 627
8/14/07 at 3:37pm
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Originally Posted by Boomstick
I know fuckall what you guys are talking about in here, but I just learned a shitload about this little guy because of this thread!


Hell yeah, Scooter!
I had that toy!
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post #91 of 627
8/14/07 at 3:46pm
And done.

Make'em count, boys!
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post #92 of 627
8/14/07 at 3:54pm
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post #93 of 627
8/14/07 at 3:56pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Idiot Brigade
And done.

Make'em count, boys!

This not only glorious, but already better than the original.
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post #94 of 627
8/14/07 at 3:59pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boomstick
I know fuckall what you guys are talking about in here, but I just learned a shitload about this little guy because of this thread!


Hell yeah, Scooter!
What in the hell is that thing? And why did my husband own one?
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post #95 of 627
8/14/07 at 4:10pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissZooey
And why did my husband own one?
I'd like to know this as well. No self respecting kid owned a Go-Bot...especially Scooter! What the hell, Dave?
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post #96 of 627
8/14/07 at 4:11pm
Some men like Real Dolls... other like Gobots.
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post #97 of 627
8/14/07 at 4:14pm
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Originally Posted by Boomstick
Some men like Real Dolls... other like Gobots.
Neither of those people would be real men.
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post #98 of 627
8/14/07 at 4:19pm
True... I've always felt that Scooter was the Michael Jackson of the "robot's turning into vehicles" world, too.
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post #99 of 627
8/14/07 at 4:22pm
This thread makes me picture Lao Che from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, looking at the plane, laughing, and saying: "Good bye, Dr. Jones!" Subbing 'Duke Fleed' for 'Dr. Jones,' of course.
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post #100 of 627
8/14/07 at 4:22pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissZooey
What in the hell is that thing? And why did my husband own one?
That thing looks like a Transformer crossed with Gumby.
And what's up with the chicken?
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