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Poll Results: Who shall we neg rep back to the stone age?

 
  • 14% (11)
    Fabfunk
  • 68% (51)
    Duke Fleed
  • 16% (12)
    BobClark
74 Total Votes  
post #601 of 627
8/22/07 at 1:43pm
Bradley is correct. While it was a bit of fun watching Fokker Fokk himself, the mentally handicapped just aren't interesting enough to toy with.
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post #602 of 627
8/22/07 at 1:50pm
Whether or not Brad's right, this thread has reduced from the level of discourse on the boards. A lot of worthwhile posters are posting here, and it feels like all non-Bioshock related discussions are suffering because of the rep system. Rep is a funny joke, but not worth this much attention.
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post #603 of 627
8/22/07 at 1:51pm
And like that, they begin to grow up.
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post #604 of 627
8/22/07 at 1:56pm
The reputation system has been hugely successful for CHUD. Racism and eugenics aside, it is a great system.
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post #605 of 627
8/22/07 at 2:21pm
Does this mean we're done?
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post #606 of 627
8/22/07 at 2:27pm
Well, I just lobbed a red box at witchesbrew's noggin. Is she next or do you guys have someone else in mind? I'll lay off her if you do, and I'm following your leads like a trusting puppy. In the grand scheme of picking a particular fish in the barrel, I still don't know certain posters like all of you do.

Yes, I have just agreed to be your collective Sancho Panza.
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post #607 of 627
8/22/07 at 2:28pm
Everytime I read this thread I just picture the NWA from Hot Fuzz.
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post #608 of 627
8/22/07 at 3:42pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Carraway
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
...
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post #609 of 627
8/22/07 at 4:53pm
could someone summarize who's the next one? The Duke Fleed?
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post #610 of 627
8/22/07 at 4:57pm
This joke is long, long past dead.
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post #611 of 627
8/22/07 at 4:59pm
CHUD is the place where jokes never die.

Buy vCoke! Woo!
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post #612 of 627
8/22/07 at 4:59pm
No, sadly, they just go on getting fabfunked for all eternity.

DO U C WUT I DED THAR?
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post #613 of 627
8/22/07 at 6:04pm
Linda?
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post #614 of 627
9/7/07 at 6:26pm
I was always hoping I could come back here one day, look upon the green Chewer pastures. I was hoping I could smile, run my fingers through the plants, the enchanted shrubbery, maybe tousle a child's hair, and somehow be remembered as someone more vital, someone more delicate than what I've become, which is a crude caricature. I had hoped that redemption was only a few steps away from forgiveness, the type that emerges through time and separation. I wanted to play in the fields, reminisce, discuss Edgar Wright, Takeshi Kitano, Alejandro Jodorowsky and Ron Howard, mock television stars, and trade references from "Yor" and maybe, just maybe, somehow crawl into a world of green from a hell of crimson. Threads like this make me realize that dream has died.
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post #615 of 627
9/7/07 at 6:44pm
Just like your date to the prom? HI-YO!

I will be here all week.
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post #616 of 627
9/7/07 at 6:50pm
What the fuck?

Why did I imagine Brad Pitt saying Fabfunk's post as Jesse James?
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post #617 of 627
9/7/07 at 6:51pm
Oddly enough, Andre, my prom date really did die.

You're creepy.
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post #618 of 627
9/7/07 at 7:46pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by fabfunk
Oddly enough, Andre, my prom date really did die.
Way. Too easy.
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post #619 of 627
9/7/07 at 9:21pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by fabfunk
maybe tousle a child's hair
Wait.

Aren't there laws that address you being around children?
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post #620 of 627
9/7/07 at 9:26pm
Fabfunk, you can't expect people to forgive you for acting like a repellent little bastard when you're still acting like a repellent little bastard.

I really have no idea how you managed to post here for so long, with so many people on your case, and not become even an iota less creepy or pretentious.

If you want people to stop treating you like your some horrid little beggar out on the street corner you're going to have to take a long, hard look at yourself (but not to hard, we don't want you getting distracted now) and think about what it is about you that makes an entire message board (of fairly rational and mature people) hate you.

I did the same thing, I was (and still kinda am) an idiotic douche when I joined. It was only when people like Brad started criticising my posts that I realised how much I dick I was acting and took action to stop it.
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post #621 of 627
9/7/07 at 9:26pm
Well, take comfort in knowing that you never really had a choice, Fab.
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post #622 of 627
9/7/07 at 9:41pm
This is the internet. Creating a second account only takes a second email address. You want Tabula Rosa, you can have it.

Unless - of course - Gabe is Fabfunk, and you want people to forget all the wonderful Fabfunkian things we have experienced. The parking lot fight, the continuous linking to porn related shit, The Iron Man trailer, etc. It's likely that the real Gabe is Fabfunk, whatever that means. And there's that old joke about "you rape one sheep..." well, you raped that one sheep more than enough to keep from forgetting that's who you are. Some of us can't forget Dr. Martinez. Jeffery Wells will have to live down his public pervosity. And it's not because people are insecure, but because most people have sex, masturbate, etc. and they like that that part of their life is private. And if they want to talk about it, it's not (generally) going to be on a movie website.
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post #623 of 627
9/8/07 at 1:17am
Dr. Martinez. Those were the days.
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post #624 of 627
9/8/07 at 1:25am
Quote:
Originally Posted by gravedigger
Dr. Martinez. Those were the days.
Do I even want to know?
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post #625 of 627
9/8/07 at 1:49am
No...No you don't.
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post #626 of 627
9/10/07 at 10:17am
The healing process... it... it scares me.
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post #627 of 627
9/10/07 at 11:05am
Quote:
Originally Posted by fabfunk
Ron Howard
Fuck yourself. You earned that red box.
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