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Trapped in the Closet: The Return

post #1 of 22
8/16/07 at 6:15am
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I had no friggin' idea there were going to be 22 episodes of the thing (only 16 are up currently though)! This is some ridiculous/awesome shit.
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post #2 of 22
8/16/07 at 10:43am
I cannot wait for this new DVD to come out. The first 12 episodes were pure camp, and were great fodder for gathering your friends together for MST3K style shenanigans. I'm not sure if R. Kelly is a comedic genius or the stupidest man on the planet.
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post #3 of 22
8/16/07 at 10:44am
Oh holy shit thank you, I was waiting for this.
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post #4 of 22
8/16/07 at 10:56am
It was a midget...midget...midget
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post #5 of 22
8/16/07 at 11:03am
R. Kelly is not a genius nor is he stupid. He is a fucking brilliant comedy god.
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post #6 of 22
8/16/07 at 11:13am
"You're crazier than a fish with titties" entered the regular rotation the moment Kells intoned it.
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post #7 of 22
8/16/07 at 11:15am
I would never in a million years buy an R. Kelly album. The Trapped in a Closet dvd, on the other hand, is a must own.
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post #8 of 22
8/16/07 at 11:51am
Best news ever!
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post #9 of 22
8/16/07 at 12:17pm
"Da narrator da only one at a fi' star restaurant, know wha'm sayin'?"
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post #10 of 22
8/16/07 at 12:24pm
Oh shit.

I don't know if 12.5 just went up or if it's been there a while, but that is gold.

Oh shit.

Oh shit/oh shit

Oh shit/oh shit/oh shit
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post #11 of 22
8/16/07 at 12:25pm
hahahaha return of the Beretta in episode 16! Episode 16 also features the catchphrase: "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
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post #12 of 22
8/16/07 at 12:25pm
I'll hold off until the Criterion edition comes out.
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post #13 of 22
8/16/07 at 12:32pm
TWO gay relationships, Kelly is the epitome of liberalism.
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post #14 of 22
8/16/07 at 2:35pm
"Girl, I got you so wet... It's like a rain forest... Like Jurassic Park... Except I'm your sex-a-saurus, baby..."

Beautiful.
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post #15 of 22
8/16/07 at 3:47pm
I am all about going to Kelly's Sex Planet.
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post #16 of 22
8/16/07 at 3:50pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari!
I would never in a million years buy an R. Kelly album. The Trapped in a Closet dvd, on the other hand, is a must own.
His records are just as much fun as the DVD. If you dig TRAPPED, you should really look into the stuff he's recorded in the past five or six years. It's great. And it'll probably get you laid. By a teenager.
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post #17 of 22
8/16/07 at 4:16pm
Russ, I couldn't listen if I didn't have his Oscar worthy performance to watch at the same time. I just couldn't do it. And if I need to get laid by a teenager, I'll just drug her.
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post #18 of 22
8/16/07 at 8:50pm
R. Kelly is one of the few male R&B singers that still makes good music (fuck you T-Pain). For some reason it helps when male singers are batshit crazy and have endlessly pending sex charges. Trapped in the Closet is pure genius.
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post #19 of 22
8/17/07 at 8:38pm
Chapter 17 is disappointingly short, moreso because it's quite consistently hilarious.
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post #20 of 22
8/20/07 at 7:43am
Chapter 18! Pimp Lucius and the Reverend Mosley James Evans are two characters I'd like to see more of in the future, if only because the rev made the beat change for a few seconds.
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post #21 of 22
2/5/10 at 12:21am
On his Twitter feed (@kellzodiac), R. Kelly confirms that he's just finished 15(!) new chapters.
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post #22 of 22
2/5/10 at 12:30am
no/yes sideways 8
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