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This is what should happen every time

post #1 of 15
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A Coldplay fan has been beaten up following their rendition of "Yellow" in a karaoke bar.

The incident took place in Seattle on Thursday (August 9) at Changes.

As the unnamed man took the stage to sing the song, a woman reportedly declared: "Oh no, not that song. I can't stand that song!"

She then leaped at the would-be singer, shouted expletives at him and told him his singing "sucked," while expressing the same opinion of the song, according to a Seattle police report.

She pushed the man and punched him, all in an effort to stop his singing.

Other patrons went to the singer's aid and hauled the 21-year-old woman outside.

Robert Willmette, one the barmen at Changes, said: "It took three or four of us to hold her down."

According to the barman, the woman "went crazy" when she got outside, punching him twice in the face.

The police were called and blocked the whole street off.

The officers took the woman, whom Willmette described as "a little hippie girl," to the ground.

She assaulted the police officer and was booked into the King County Jail for investigation of assault, reports the Seattle P.I. paper.
post #2 of 15
Karaoke... the way it oughta be.
post #3 of 15
Now I know why they recently outlawed karaoke in an Atlantan suburb...
post #4 of 15
Is it bad that this makes me proud to represent Seattle?
post #5 of 15
Not at all, intimate knowledge of Coldplay is pretty much viewed as probable cause for GBH in the UK.
post #6 of 15
I wonder if that girl is single?
post #7 of 15
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Robert Willmette, one the barmen at Changes, said: "It took three or four of us to hold her down."
Frenzy 20pts for 30sec on Target
post #8 of 15
I'd have bought her a beer.
post #9 of 15
Fuck that, I'd have bought her a dozen, given her a heavy implement and taken her on a tour of the major record shops in the city.

You have to feed rage that pure and vital.
post #10 of 15
You know how I know you're gay? You get beaten up by a little hippie chick while singing to Coldplay.
post #11 of 15
You know, I actually still like Coldplay in small doses, but I still can't really fault this woman. It is kind of sissy music.
post #12 of 15
It's not "kind of" sissy music, it's music that you use to demonstrate to the curious what Sissy Music actually is. The only bands wetter than Coldplay are bands that form who want to be the next Coldplay.
I hate Coldplay.
post #13 of 15
Eh, Coldplay is aiiight, but there's a time and place for everything, and Coldplay is... not... fucking... karaoke music.

Good job, little hippie girl.
post #14 of 15
"Extreme Karaoke"

This has a Spike TV written all over it.
post #15 of 15
She was actually mad at the guy's choice in choosing a song from a someone who agrees to name his offspring after fruit. That's supporting child abuse, and as misguided as it was, she wouldn't stand for it.
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