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Child beating dad takes on two sons

post #1 of 26
8/19/07 at 2:32am
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http://www.evilchili.com/mediaview/13113/Child_Beater
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post #2 of 26
8/19/07 at 1:30pm
That's what you get when you leave your bike out in the rain.
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post #3 of 26
8/19/07 at 2:10pm
This is sick.
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post #4 of 26
8/19/07 at 2:29pm
Well, just as long as he ain't one of those damn queers, I guess everything is kosher.

Edi: But seriously why are dumb fuckers like him allowed to have children?
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post #5 of 26
8/19/07 at 3:24pm
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Originally Posted by Whirlybird
Well, just as long as he ain't one of those damn queers, I guess everything is kosher.

Edi: But seriously why are dumb fuckers like him allowed to have children?
What a weird post.
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post #6 of 26
8/19/07 at 4:19pm
Cool dad.
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post #7 of 26
8/19/07 at 7:01pm
Um, you guys do get the fact that he's not actually hitting them, right?
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post #8 of 26
8/19/07 at 8:00pm
I'm guessing a couple of you didn't bother to actually click on the link.

I actually thought that was pretty funny. And it shows what sound effects can do.
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post #9 of 26
8/19/07 at 8:16pm
When the kids do the uppercut and spinning flips and stuff at the end is pretty great. Cool little video.

And Greg, totally right about the sound effects.
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post #10 of 26
8/19/07 at 8:41pm
I saw this about a week ago, but it's still hilarious. I love the little kid saying "fighting is BAD!" right before getting the kick to the back of the head....
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post #11 of 26
8/19/07 at 8:53pm
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I burst out when he was stomping on the kid. That sold me.
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post #12 of 26
8/19/07 at 9:44pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
What a weird post.
I dunno. I guess I was saying something like certain people in this country go apeshit over the idea of two gay people being parents, yet don't get bent out of shape over guys like this or something along those lines. It's obviously fake but I still thought it was a little dangerous for toddlers to be taking part in this. Either way I over-reacted.
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post #13 of 26
8/19/07 at 9:48pm
You obviously haven't spent a lot of time around preschool-aged boys. Those kids probably had the time of their lives having their dad pretend to beat them up.
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post #14 of 26
8/19/07 at 10:09pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David
You obviously haven't spent a lot of time around preschool-aged boys. Those kids probably had the time of their lives having their dad pretend to beat them up.

Yeah, your right. I keep forgetting how tough those little ankle biters are until I get baby sitting duty with my nephews. Sadistic little bastards, those kids.
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post #15 of 26
8/19/07 at 10:11pm
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Originally Posted by Whirlybird
Yeah, your right. I keep forgetting how tough those little ankle biters are until I get baby sitting duty with my nephews. Sadistic little bastards, those kids.
I remember when my nephew was little, he'd spend a good two or three minutes trying to stand up, only to giggle like a little fiend when I knocked him back over.
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post #16 of 26
8/19/07 at 10:18pm
The kiddy Shoryuken, Raiden flying punch and Lu Kang flying kick made that video for me.
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post #17 of 26
8/19/07 at 10:45pm
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Originally Posted by Whirlybird
I dunno. I guess I was saying something like certain people in this country go apeshit over the idea of two gay people being parents, yet don't get bent out of shape over guys like this or something along those lines. It's obviously fake but I still thought it was a little dangerous for toddlers to be taking part in this. Either way I over-reacted.
I'm still not understanding this line of thinking. How do you know that this guy's not gay? What does child abuse have to do with being straight or gay? And how could you possibly not see these kids were having a blast?
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post #18 of 26
8/20/07 at 1:37am
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Originally Posted by Whirlybird
It's obviously fake but I still thought it was a little dangerous for toddlers to be taking part in this.
So is smoking in the same room as a child or letting them consume hydrogenated oils during their entire childhood and having their kids answer 'yes' to the question "Does your family have a history of heart disease?"

This was more fake than WWF and those kids were no more in danger of getting hurt than they would be if they were playing in the sandbox with matchbox cars.
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post #19 of 26
8/20/07 at 10:53am
I will admit that I winced a bit when he dropped that tiny kid in the yellow shirt on his ass. He looked like he landed kinda hard. Other than that, though, I laughed. Hard.
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post #20 of 26
8/20/07 at 12:40pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
I'm still not understanding this line of thinking. How do you know that this guy's not gay? What does child abuse have to do with being straight or gay? And how could you possibly not see these kids were having a blast?
For the life of me I don't know why I got on that particular soapbox.
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post #21 of 26
8/20/07 at 4:35pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David
You obviously haven't spent a lot of time around preschool-aged boys. Those kids probably had the time of their lives having their dad pretend to beat them up.
Absolutely. I was on the subway years ago, and there were these two little girls pestering the living hell out of their dad till he pretended to suck their eyeballs out of their heads and to crunch on their skulls like apples. Musta been that family's particular version of the "Got Your Nose" game, but the kids were laughing their heads off. And nothing's more hilarious than hearing the second kid going, "Daddy, Daddy, my turn my turn! Suck my eyeballs out now!" Little kids love that stuff.
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post #22 of 26
8/20/07 at 6:49pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
Absolutely. I was on the subway years ago, and there were these two little girls pestering the living hell out of their dad till he gang banged them.
Fixed.
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post #23 of 26
8/20/07 at 8:35pm
Thanks. My bad.
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post #24 of 26
8/21/07 at 3:24am
I think we all read it like that the first time through.
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post #25 of 26
8/21/07 at 2:59pm
Sequel! http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoid=15501353
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post #26 of 26
8/21/07 at 3:34pm
"Fighting is bad!"
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