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post #1 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:10pm
Thread Starter 
Good work, folks! Expect a reward in less than a month in the form of a new playground that is CHUD.com.
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post #2 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:13pm
Internet Party!!!!!
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post #3 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:13pm
Does that count all posts from previous boards?

For a minute I thought you had 2 Million posts.

*Edited to change pervious to previous, though pervious might be a better description.
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post #4 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:14pm
We're at 2,000,003, now. We've blown it.
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post #5 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:15pm
It was so cool there for a minute. Though, I'm excited to hear that the redesign is almost here.

Also, I agree: Internet party!
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post #6 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:16pm
I'm only coming if there is blackjack and hookers!

2 million? Christ, that's a lot of bored people at work.
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post #7 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:19pm
To be fair, 1,000,000 of those posts are people bitching about how Shadow of the Colossus made them cry.
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post #8 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:24pm
I'm happy to have done my small part. Thanks for providing us this forum, Nick. I'm looking forward to the redesign!
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post #9 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:25pm
Now...who brought ice cream cake?
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post #10 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:31pm
Cookiepuss?
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post #11 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:32pm
I got Fudgie the Whale in my trunk.
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post #12 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:32pm
Enjoy!
LL
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post #13 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:36pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
I got Fudgie the Whale in my trunk.
Got one for my daughter's 2nd birthday. F**ker's not as big as you'd think. Cost $20 though.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!



EDIT: God, I miss the Tr-State area sometimes.
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post #14 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:36pm
Here's to 7 years of wasting my life on the internets!
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post #15 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:37pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky
To be fair, 1,000,000 of those posts are people bitching about how Shadow of the Colossus made them cry.
And another 750,000 are about Batman Begins' third act.
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post #16 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:38pm
Just keep Milette away from the ice cream cake. He has a really weird relationship with frozen dairy products.
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post #17 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:42pm
That was Amphibatron.
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post #18 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:44pm
After the party, we need to have a funeral for 2,000,000 hours of lost productivity.
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post #19 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:45pm
I'm bringing the cheese balls:



Puffs have nothing on these babies!
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post #20 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:46pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
I'm bringing the cheese balls:



Puffs have nothing on these babies!
I personally owe 20 pounds of my high school weight to those suckers.
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post #21 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:48pm
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post #22 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:59pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
That was Amphibatron.
Yeah, that's only because he cut in line in front of you. That cake was lucky!
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post #23 of 81
8/20/07 at 12:59pm
Thanks for providing us this playground, Nick.
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post #24 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:00pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Yeah, that's only because he cut in line in front of you. That cake was lucky!
No, I was gonna romance it a little bit. You can't just dive right into Fudgie the Whale without getting him a little wet first.
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post #25 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:01pm
I've loved it here long time.
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post #26 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:02pm
So fucking excited to help kick this off.
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post #27 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:05pm
Very cool. Hope I helped some.
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post #28 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:15pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
No, I was gonna romance it a little bit. You can't just dive right into Fudgie the Whale without getting him a little wet first.

The bottom line is, you were going to have biblical relations with a cake. And Amphibatron has accomplished this already. So if there's any celebration, we're keeping you two in your own special cake-fucking chamber while the rest of us enjoy it the way God intended it.
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post #29 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:16pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
No, I was gonna romance it a little bit. You can't just dive right into Fudgie the Whale without getting him a little wet first.
It also helps if your genitles ressemble krill. As you can tell I'm quite the Balaenidaes man.
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post #30 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:18pm
Genitles - a cross between a genie, a non-Jewish person, and a vulva.

Quick! To the cake-fucking chamber!
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post #31 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:22pm
One typo and my latin whale pun ruined.
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post #32 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:23pm
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post #33 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:24pm
No, the pun stands. Just consider the typo a bonus joke. I did. Obviously.

Hey, Brad! New avatar!
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post #34 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:24pm
Never.
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post #35 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:27pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Quick! To the cake-fucking chamber!
Sorry, I paid for the full hour. You're just gonna have to wait your turn.

Oh, and you might wanna bring a mop. And some janitor's gloves. And a bio-contamination suit.
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post #36 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:30pm
Do you guys think that Nick is planning on installing a cake-fucking chamber as part of the redesign?
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post #37 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:31pm
I think Nick is just silently weeping about what we've already done with our 2,000,000 posts.
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post #38 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:31pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Do you guys think that Nick is planning on installing a cake-fucking chamber as part of the redesign?
He'd be a fool not to, apparently it commands an hourly rate.
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post #39 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:32pm
Only for Premium Platinum Elite members.
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post #40 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:33pm
So that's what the Star Chamber was...
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post #41 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:36pm
By the way, my Avatar? That's what my face looks like in the cake-fucking chamber.
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post #42 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:36pm
Singer wasn't fucking kidding.

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post #43 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:38pm
Sneak peak of what you can expect to find in the cake fucking chamber-



Sexy, eh?
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post #44 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:39pm
Hey, no bundt cake! We're not perverts, dammit.
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post #45 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:40pm
It wasn't always a bundt cake.
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post #46 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:47pm
I've heard the hole on the bottom of the cake is a lot smaller.
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post #47 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:49pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Sneak peak of what you can expect to find in the cake fucking chamber-



Sexy, eh?
I can totally picture that fucking chamber filled with cream.
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post #48 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:51pm
You all can use my cupcakes while you wait your turns.
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post #49 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:52pm
"My cupcakes" is totally code for something, isn't it?
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post #50 of 81
8/20/07 at 1:53pm
Yeah. It's actually code for apple turnovers.

Detonathor, I'm calling the fucking cops.
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