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post #51 of 81
It's code for lemon lime.
post #52 of 81
What are you people? On dope?

Anyway, 2,000,000 posts. That's very cool.
post #53 of 81
post #54 of 81
I am proud to have contributed approximately 0.14444% of those posts.
post #55 of 81
Congrats! Can't wait for the launch of the revamped Chud.com.
post #56 of 81
Over 2 million posts? Congratulations, Nick. Thanks for keeping us informed and entertained over the years.
post #57 of 81
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Sneak peak of what you can expect to find in the cake fucking chamber-



Sexy, eh?
G-goatse?!
post #58 of 81
How many of those posts were edited by Diva?
post #59 of 81
Quote:
Originally Posted by horrid
I can totally picture that fucking chamber filled with cream.
"Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink. Say no more!"
post #60 of 81
2,000,000 is indeed awesome, but this number pales to the feat already accomplished at the Seibertron.com message boards, with an amazing 5,230,112 posts, 1,042,300 of which are dedicated to the discussion of Megatron's crotch.
post #61 of 81
Thread Starter 
I had to choose between a cake fucking add-on or a Katherine Hepburn shiver to the site. Details to follow.
post #62 of 81
Then how about a shivering Katharine McPhee fucking a cake?

Where my dogs at, Paul?
post #63 of 81
I formally request a "Dear Minsky" advice column as a present for my 1,000th post. We might be able to save time if we integrate it now into the new design. Unsurprisingly, it will deal mostly with man problems and "coping".
post #64 of 81


"THE CAKE!! WHAT HAVE YOU MONSTERS DONE TO THE CAKE?!"


Thanks for the place to play, Nick!
post #65 of 81
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Sneak peak of what you can expect to find in the cake fucking chamber-

CHUD: Taking It Up the Bundt Since 1999!
post #66 of 81


Is that the legendary 'Bundtersnatch' that Lewis Carroll spoke of?
post #67 of 81
NO RESPONS CAEK RAEPS UNLEE PLZ...
post #68 of 81
Dear Minsky,

I have a really great girlfriend who's a wildcat in the sack. There's just one problem - I can't get her to cover herself in buttercream and stick lit candles in her navel. She thinks it's weird. I've tried to tell her that there's a whole community of guys just like me out there, but she doesn't care. Should I dump her or just hope that I get over this/she comes around?

Regards,
Baker's Dozen
post #69 of 81
Someone brought cake?
post #70 of 81
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissZooey
Regards,

Baker's Dozen
Baker's Dozen INCHES? Eh? Eh? (*Elbows you in the ribs*)
post #71 of 81
*rubs ribcage*

Ow! What? I don't get -

ooooh... right! That's a penis joke, isn't it?!
post #72 of 81
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissZooey
Dear Minsky,

I have a really great girlfriend who's a wildcat in the sack. There's just one problem - I can't get her to cover herself in buttercream and stick lit candles in her navel. She thinks it's weird. I've tried to tell her that there's a whole community of guys just like me out there, but she doesn't care. Should I dump her or just hope that I get over this/she comes around?

Regards,
Baker's Dozen
Baker's Dozen,

Your in-laws appear to be caring and generous people who love you both. I'm sure they are not trying to imply that you are not independent and capable when they write those checks -- they are trying to share their wealth. This is perfectly acceptable, by the way, and you should not resent it.

Have a loving chat with them. And if they continue to give you money, bank it and use it to throw them a special celebration on one of their "big" anniversaries.
post #73 of 81
Wow, you're really good at that!
post #74 of 81
I know. I just like helping people is all.
post #75 of 81
Yeah, you are good at it, Minsky, and you're totally nice. So we have a *special* cake for you for being so sweet...

You might want to take your pants off first, though.
post #76 of 81
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graham


Is that the legendary 'Bundtersnatch' that Lewis Carroll spoke of?
I thought the term was "cundt."
post #77 of 81
New York Cake Fucking Party!
post #78 of 81
DAMMIT, Hill...not so loud.

Fabfunk will hear.
post #79 of 81
Glad to see that one of the greatest forums on the internet has remained in such high use.
post #80 of 81
And my 10000+ posts of crap helped that glorious 2mil total.


Oh, and I've got my eye on that Angel Food Cake.
post #81 of 81
Reward in less than a month, eh?...
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