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post #1 of 28
8/21/07 at 3:14pm
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http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=news&id=2758

This is hillarious to me.

'but sheep? come on.'
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post #2 of 28
8/21/07 at 3:23pm
Guess they never saw Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973).

Wish I never had.


Maybe it's not to late to change it to GOATS and make it Chupa Cabra related (oh wait, I'm getting my Spanish speaking cultures all mixed up). And there's a ton of those already.


I know (definitely Spanish)...

FERDINAND: A Tale of Revenge.... No Bullshit.

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post #3 of 28
8/21/07 at 3:29pm
Isn't there also a movie about genetically altered killer cows on the horizon? One that's not a black comedy, but is played completely straight? I seem to remember something about that.
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post #4 of 28
8/21/07 at 3:31pm
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Originally Posted by Chris O.
Isn't there also a movie about genetically altered killer cows on the horizon? One that's not a black comedy, but is played completely straight? I seem to remember something about that.
ISOLATION? Working on a review presently.
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post #5 of 28
8/21/07 at 3:40pm
That's the one. It actually looked pretty good.
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post #6 of 28
8/21/07 at 5:17pm
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"He stole my SHEEP MOVIE!!!"

hahahahaha
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post #7 of 28
8/21/07 at 7:08pm
The "wolves in sheep's clothing" sure tried to pull the wool over Toba's eyes. Betcha they feel sheepish now.

Baaad jokes?
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post #8 of 28
8/21/07 at 8:46pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
The "wolves in sheep's clothing" sure tried to pull the wool over Toba's eyes. Betcha they feel sheepish now.

Baaad jokes?
Ewe should be ashamed of yourself. The shear awfulness of those jokes cannot be overstated.
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post #9 of 28
8/21/07 at 9:18pm
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so glad i didn't make a shear pun in that. i came so fucking close but deleted for fear of it being misunderstood for its brilliance. i've said too much.
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post #10 of 28
8/21/07 at 11:01pm
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As somebody who has seen Black Sheep, I really find it hard to believe that the New Zealanders behind the film straight up plagiarized Toba's script. The impression I got from the film is that sheep are embedded in the culture of the farming community in New Zealand. The idea that there is some unnatural modification of sheep genetics going on in Middle Earth doesn't seem that crazy to me,
This is pretty true, go into any tourist shop here, and you will pretty much find two things; Maori art, and Sheep stuff. Sheep are pretty much an ingrained running joke. Also, if you knew how the local movie industry operated, you'd know that the setting was a stroke of genius in terms of working the system to get funding for a horror movie.
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post #11 of 28
8/22/07 at 12:32am
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Originally Posted by Chris O.
Ewe should be ashamed of yourself. The shear awfulness of those jokes cannot be overstated.
I am ashamed. Now I'll have go on the lamb to escape persecution.

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Originally Posted by horrid
Sheep are pretty much an option while dating.
Fixed and ZING!
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post #12 of 28
8/22/07 at 12:34am
Also true, but I prefer the soft gentle curves of a fat sheep over a jacked up muscle bound one.
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post #13 of 28
8/22/07 at 12:44am
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Originally Posted by horrid
Also true, but I prefer the soft gentle curves of a fat sheep...
I think they prefer the term "volupt-EWE-ous".
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post #14 of 28
8/22/07 at 12:51am
You're just gonna keep ramming thses jokes home 'till you get the chop huh. I feel like I've been fleeced.
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post #15 of 28
8/22/07 at 1:00am
What can I say? I'm a mutton* for punishment. I've been known to beat a dead sheep.

EDIT: *Now that was baaad.

Alright, so what's the tally? I tried to count the sheep jokes, but kept falling asleep.
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post #16 of 28
8/22/07 at 3:27am
I liked Black Sheep. It was like a Sam RAMi movie.
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post #17 of 28
8/22/07 at 3:29am
And not at all like a Ewe Boll movie.
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post #18 of 28
8/22/07 at 4:15am
...Adventures in Babysitting stars Elizabeth Shewe.
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post #19 of 28
8/22/07 at 10:34am
I'm more of a fan of Action Jackson starring Carl Wethers.

(I admit, it's a bit obscure, but look it up)
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post #20 of 28
8/22/07 at 10:43am
Boy could that Dan Marino throw a football.
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post #21 of 28
8/22/07 at 11:26am
Wool everyone please stop with the stupid sheep jokes???
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post #22 of 28
8/22/07 at 11:36am
Hey this is everbody's thread, stop trying to hogget.
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post #23 of 28
8/22/07 at 1:10pm
Presenting this topic to the MB's was like leading a lamb to slaughter, but I can't compete with the wit in this thread. It's clear that I'm going to have to make like a shepherd and get the FLOCK outta here.
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post #24 of 28
8/22/07 at 2:38pm
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my cousin fucked a sheep. seriously. he's in jail.
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post #25 of 28
8/22/07 at 2:41pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin VanNatter
my cousin fucked a sheep. seriously. he's in jail.
So, that would make him the "black sheep" of your clan... or is that a typical "family night"? I must know! Don't ewe be sheepish now.
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post #26 of 28
8/22/07 at 4:59pm
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well we don't associate with that side of family. they're from wisconsin if you know what i mean. not even blood relatives.
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post #27 of 28
8/22/07 at 5:02pm
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but to get back on track, i think it is interesting to have somebody from new zealand in on this topic as I was interested to learn that my assumptions about sheep and their relation to new zealand was accurate. and its not like killer sheep is all that original since they're running out of animals to use in films. i mean, sci fi channel has pretty much used every animal i can think of. they even had that pterydactly movie with coolio that looked like it was shot in the same place where they shot that shitty lake placid scifi channel sequel.
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post #28 of 28
8/23/07 at 1:10am
Fleece. Darth Vader.
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