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post #1 of 22
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Russians get day off to procreate, then win prizes

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Moscow - A Russian region of Ulyanovsk has found a novel way to fight the nation's birth-rate crisis: It has declared Sept. 12 the Day of Conception and for the third year running is giving couples time off from work to procreate.

The hope is for a brood of babies exactly nine months later on Russia's national day. Couples who "give birth to a patriot" during the June 12 festivities win money, cars, refrigerators and other prizes.

Ulyanovsk, about 550 miles east of Moscow, has held similar contests since 2005. Since then, the number of competitors, and the number of babies born to them, has been on the rise.

Russia, with one-seventh of Earth's land surface, has just 141.4 million citizens, making it one of the most sparsely settled countries in the world. With a low birth rate and a high death rate, the population has been shrinking since the early 1990s.

In his state-of-the-nation address last year, President Vladimir Putin called the demographic crisis the most acute problem facing Russia and announced a broad effort to boost Russia's birth rate, including cash incentives to families that have more than one child.

Ulyanovsk Gov. Sergei Morozov has added an element of fun to the national campaign.

The 2007 grand prize went to Irina and Andrei Kartuzov, who received a UAZ-Patriot, a sport utility vehicle. Other contestants won video cameras, TVs, refrigerators and washing machines.
Sorry gays, you can't participate. Everyone else, commence fucking!
post #2 of 22
So do they get the whole day off or just a couple minutes in the middle of the afternoon?
post #3 of 22
The catch: If your little patriot wins you a fridge, you'll have to name them Beko.
post #4 of 22
In soviet Russia, Government actually tells you to get fucked!
post #5 of 22
Check your lease, man, because you're living in...Fuck City.
post #6 of 22
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Originally Posted by Diva
Sorry gays, you can't participate. Everyone else, commence fucking!

post #7 of 22
I'm gonna see if I can celebrate Sept 12. No need for this to be a strictly Russian thing.
post #8 of 22
They don't celebrate Valentine's Day?
post #9 of 22
Doesn't Russia also have a problem with having too many orphans?
post #10 of 22
I think if you give up the kids you're only eligible for, like, chia-pets and tae bo tapes.
post #11 of 22
Fantastic News! Now all the men and women born in the aftermath of Chernobyl can celebrate this day of fucking by mixing their diseased genes. Another 20 years the whole damn country is gonna consist of nothing but people with tiny bodies and huge heads.
post #12 of 22
Russia is going to look like Goldeneye DK mode!
post #13 of 22
I was thinking Paul Reubens on 30 Rock.
post #14 of 22
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Originally Posted by Diva
Russians get day off to procreate, then win prizes



Sorry gays, you can't participate. Everyone else, commence fucking!
Didn't this totally fuck Romania in the ass during the 1970s and 80s? Helped to really kickstart their problems with maintaining blood supplies and AIDS outbreaks.
post #15 of 22
If you need a whole day set aside to find time to fuck, you're working entirely too many hours.
post #16 of 22
If a shirtless Putin doesn't get Russia horny, I don't what will.
post #17 of 22


"But Boris dahlink, vhat about Moose and Squirrel?"

"They can fuck on their own time, Natasha!"

As for me, quite frankly, if Ivan Drago is on board, I can certainly pretend to be Russian...



(Yes, I know Dolph Lundgren is actually Swedish. He pretended to be Russian too.)
post #18 of 22
Wow. This (not the fucking, but the prizes for giving birth on a certain day)seems like a really bad idea from a medical standpoint.

1) Will the hospital systems be able to deal with such a high number of births in such a small span of time?

2) How many women will fake symptoms or find a mildly shady doctor in an attempt to induce early (not that it should take much, happens over here all the time) so they can "make the cut" for prizes? Yay for intentionally pre-term babies! Woohoo!
post #19 of 22
Having babies for the sake of winning prizes is a bad idea even when you don't take into acount medical concerns.
post #20 of 22
You're only saying that because you've never won anything.
post #21 of 22
That's not true, I once one a coloring contest and got 2 chocolate bars and a six pack of coke.
post #22 of 22
Hey, I win prizes all the time at job #2 for sales. If my boss suddenly told me that we had to start cranking out kids to win a free jar of our best moisturizer, I'd have to say, "No, I don't think so. I'll just make do with my sallow complexion, that's okay."
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