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Man with world's largest hand goes for surgery

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http://shanghaiist.com/2007/08/22/man_with_worlds.php



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Which one's the large one?
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Wasn't that guy in Akira?
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Doctors say Liu will have to come back to the hospital in another six months for surgery to reshape his left arm and shoulder. He is now left with three fingers on his left hand -- the thumb, the ring finger and his little finger, but it is hoped that with some training and rehabilitation, life will soon be back to normal for him, and he will no longer have to find ways and means to hide his hand whenever he goes out.
That's a helluva bit pocket he's got to have sewn into his pants.
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Imagine grabbing this guy's fingerprints.
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There's not a chick alive that would let this guy get to third base.

Well, except for that Arkansas woman with the 17 children and clown-car vagina...
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It was time for the surgery. He learned sign language and 17 people were killed.
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"Hey buddy, gimme five!"
"CHRIST, MY EYES!"
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Occupation: Handyman
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That prick's arm-wrestling hat is ALWAYS backwards.
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If he'd been around here in the 80's, they could have done Hands Across America with two people.
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
That prick's arm-wrestling hat is ALWAYS backwards.
I'd like to see this guy take on that Japanese arm-wrestling video game that breaks the losers arm. That'll show those machines that we're still in charge.
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His mom spent the leap year making mitten.
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The Hand that Rocks the Cradle 2: Goddamn.
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He gave the MIR Space Station the Finger. They saw.
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The only man alive whose handstands impress no one.
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There's something wrong with the picture. I can't seem to put my finger on it...
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Well, you gotta hand it to the guy...I mean, you've got to. There's no choice.
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The sound of one hand clapping can now kill a man.
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Needed a bookmark.
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I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself and anybody within a 100 foot radius.
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When playing GI Joe as a kid, he was always Bazooka.
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No one could cheat on tests like this motherfucker. I used to write the quadratic equation on my hand. This guy wrote Hamlet on his.
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When he salutes, people are handicapped.
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
When he salutes, people are handicapped.
It's true. I know a guy who's seen this first hand.
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M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your GIANT FUCKING MUTANT HAND!
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When this dude needs to moisturize, he uses the Pacific.
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He's the reason they banned touch football in Shanghai.
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He felt up the Statue of Liberty, which I found disrespectful.
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I bet this guy could palm a basketball. Court.
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His bicep was given the Purple Heart.
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He alone was responsible for the Great Jergen's shortage of '85.
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He's been despondent since the Hamburger Helper people let him go.
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He uses redwoods for chopsticks.
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"Sex crimes, High GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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I heard his hand is the monster in the new J.J. Abrams movie.
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He failed the shit out of his high school typing class.
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When he was a kid, he had to make hand Pterodactyls for Thanksgiving.
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His five-finger discount cleaned out Fort Knox.
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He was booted from the Skywalker family.
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He was the 18-week reigning champion on "Press Your Luck."
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His hand is really big.
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He was always picked first for the handball tournaments at school.
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Thread Starter 
You guys are awesome. Hilarious stuff!
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If you could see the whole picture of him, you'd be able to tell how HANDsome he actually is.
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Hand Joke.
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"One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war..."

"OH THE HUMANITY!"
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He loved Ray Walston in FAST TIMES.
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This guy is killer at Rock, Paper, Scissors. Literally.
post #50 of 192
"Pull my finger."

/HIROSHIMA
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