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Man with world's largest hand goes for surgery

post #1 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:03pm
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http://shanghaiist.com/2007/08/22/man_with_worlds.php



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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post #2 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:04pm
Which one's the large one?
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post #3 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:06pm
Wasn't that guy in Akira?
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post #4 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:09pm
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Doctors say Liu will have to come back to the hospital in another six months for surgery to reshape his left arm and shoulder. He is now left with three fingers on his left hand -- the thumb, the ring finger and his little finger, but it is hoped that with some training and rehabilitation, life will soon be back to normal for him, and he will no longer have to find ways and means to hide his hand whenever he goes out.
That's a helluva bit pocket he's got to have sewn into his pants.
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post #5 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:13pm
Imagine grabbing this guy's fingerprints.
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post #6 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:17pm
There's not a chick alive that would let this guy get to third base.

Well, except for that Arkansas woman with the 17 children and clown-car vagina...
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post #7 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:21pm
It was time for the surgery. He learned sign language and 17 people were killed.
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post #8 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:22pm
"Hey buddy, gimme five!"
"CHRIST, MY EYES!"
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post #9 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:23pm
Occupation: Handyman
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post #10 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:24pm
That prick's arm-wrestling hat is ALWAYS backwards.
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post #11 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:26pm
If he'd been around here in the 80's, they could have done Hands Across America with two people.
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post #12 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:28pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
That prick's arm-wrestling hat is ALWAYS backwards.
I'd like to see this guy take on that Japanese arm-wrestling video game that breaks the losers arm. That'll show those machines that we're still in charge.
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post #13 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:29pm
His mom spent the leap year making mitten.
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post #14 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:33pm
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle 2: Goddamn.
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post #15 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:35pm
He gave the MIR Space Station the Finger. They saw.
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post #16 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:35pm
The only man alive whose handstands impress no one.
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post #17 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:37pm
There's something wrong with the picture. I can't seem to put my finger on it...
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post #18 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:37pm
Well, you gotta hand it to the guy...I mean, you've got to. There's no choice.
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post #19 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:37pm
The sound of one hand clapping can now kill a man.
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post #20 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:38pm


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Needed a bookmark.
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post #21 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:39pm
I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself and anybody within a 100 foot radius.
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post #22 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:40pm
When playing GI Joe as a kid, he was always Bazooka.
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post #23 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:42pm
No one could cheat on tests like this motherfucker. I used to write the quadratic equation on my hand. This guy wrote Hamlet on his.
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post #24 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:44pm
When he salutes, people are handicapped.
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post #25 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:45pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
When he salutes, people are handicapped.
It's true. I know a guy who's seen this first hand.
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post #26 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:47pm
M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your GIANT FUCKING MUTANT HAND!
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post #27 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:48pm
When this dude needs to moisturize, he uses the Pacific.
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post #28 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:48pm
He's the reason they banned touch football in Shanghai.
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post #29 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:48pm
He felt up the Statue of Liberty, which I found disrespectful.
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post #30 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:49pm
I bet this guy could palm a basketball. Court.
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post #31 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:50pm
His bicep was given the Purple Heart.
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post #32 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:53pm
He alone was responsible for the Great Jergen's shortage of '85.
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post #33 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:54pm
He's been despondent since the Hamburger Helper people let him go.
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post #34 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:55pm
He uses redwoods for chopsticks.
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post #35 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:55pm
"Sex crimes, High GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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post #36 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:57pm
I heard his hand is the monster in the new J.J. Abrams movie.
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post #37 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:57pm
He failed the shit out of his high school typing class.
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post #38 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:58pm
When he was a kid, he had to make hand Pterodactyls for Thanksgiving.
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post #39 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:58pm
His five-finger discount cleaned out Fort Knox.
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post #40 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:59pm
He was booted from the Skywalker family.
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post #41 of 192
8/24/07 at 3:59pm
He was the 18-week reigning champion on "Press Your Luck."
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post #42 of 192
8/24/07 at 4:00pm
His hand is really big.
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post #43 of 192
8/24/07 at 4:00pm
He was always picked first for the handball tournaments at school.
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post #44 of 192
8/24/07 at 4:00pm
Thread Starter 
You guys are awesome. Hilarious stuff!
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post #45 of 192
8/24/07 at 4:02pm
If you could see the whole picture of him, you'd be able to tell how HANDsome he actually is.
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post #46 of 192
8/24/07 at 4:02pm
Hand Joke.
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post #47 of 192
8/24/07 at 4:02pm
"One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war..."

"OH THE HUMANITY!"
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post #48 of 192
8/24/07 at 4:03pm
He loved Ray Walston in FAST TIMES.
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post #49 of 192
8/24/07 at 4:04pm
This guy is killer at Rock, Paper, Scissors. Literally.
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post #50 of 192
8/24/07 at 4:04pm
"Pull my finger."

/HIROSHIMA
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