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post #151 of 192
8/24/07 at 6:23pm
God have mercy on the poor son of a bitch who has to get his prostate checked by that guy.
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post #152 of 192
8/24/07 at 6:27pm
Why, thank you, Thing!

Betcha his nickname's "Lefty"!

I understand he was going to try out for the Yankees, but there weren't enough cows on the planet for his mitt.
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post #153 of 192
8/24/07 at 6:29pm
And the book says, you may be done with Seth Brundle, but Seth Brundle ain't done with you.
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post #154 of 192
8/24/07 at 6:33pm
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Originally Posted by Amphibatron
A shame he's having corrective surgery. This guy's Old B.O.B. hand shadow was hands down the best there was.
Well, he probably doesn't mind, since his shadow puppets need to be fed three times a day.
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post #155 of 192
8/24/07 at 6:38pm
His profession: goalie.
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post #156 of 192
8/24/07 at 6:40pm
Is his own toboggan.
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post #157 of 192
8/24/07 at 6:41pm
He once hand waxed my car...

All I have left is a frame.
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post #158 of 192
8/24/07 at 6:44pm
That guy is Hellboy's gimpy Asian cousin.
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post #159 of 192
8/24/07 at 6:47pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva
http://shanghaiist.com/2007/08/22/man_with_worlds.php



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Super scientist used cells from this hand to create...


http://hollerback.org/content/2006/0...s.head.170.jpg

BWAHAHAHA!!
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post #160 of 192
8/24/07 at 6:49pm
Well, now we know what happens if you work your pimp hand a bit too much.
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post #161 of 192
8/24/07 at 8:07pm
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Watch out, Meg!
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post #162 of 192
8/24/07 at 8:16pm
Some people use their fingers as fake guns. This guy uses his as real ones.
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post #163 of 192
8/24/07 at 8:18pm
He contracted arthritis and time stopped.
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post #164 of 192
8/24/07 at 8:19pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari!
He once hand waxed my car...

All I have left is a frame.
I don't follow you. His hand is large, so he would probably be able to cover more surface area quickly.

Did he use some sort of tool for this?

Thanks.
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post #165 of 192
8/24/07 at 8:27pm
He doesn't consider himself handicapped he considers himself handi-polar-ice-capped.
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post #166 of 192
8/24/07 at 8:28pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cogs of Fate
I don't follow you. His hand is large, so he would probably be able to cover more surface area quickly.

Did he use some sort of tool for this?

Thanks.
It was a result of the gravitational field his hand was generating and his large thumbnail scrapping away the steel.

Does that answer work?
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post #167 of 192
8/24/07 at 8:31pm
His wedding band is a hula hoop.
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post #168 of 192
8/24/07 at 8:39pm
His guitar pick is a tectonic plate.
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post #169 of 192
8/24/07 at 8:47pm
His favorite MST3K episode is "Manos: Hands of Fate."
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post #170 of 192
8/24/07 at 9:04pm
Little known fact: he was an extra in Pan's Labyrinth. The crew cut a hole in the floor under the bed so he could position his hand properly in the bowl. Forced-perspective sets were built so he would appear smaller.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Nexus-7
His wedding band is a hula hoop.
His wife? Blind as a bat.
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post #171 of 192
8/24/07 at 9:13pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari!
It was a result of the gravitational field his hand was generating and his large thumbnail scrapping away the steel.

Does that answer work?
I don't want to push the issue, so yeah. It'll do.
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post #172 of 192
8/24/07 at 9:20pm
His ham fisted theatrics are considered a holocaust by pig enthusiasts.
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post #173 of 192
8/25/07 at 12:56am
He convinced Rob Zimmerman to go electric.
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post #174 of 192
8/25/07 at 2:04am
Well, I'll bet he knows how to handle himself.

I heard he smacked Diva's ass and...you really don't want to know where this one is going.
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post #175 of 192
8/25/07 at 3:48am
His smacking was NOT Gandolfini-approved.
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post #176 of 192
8/25/07 at 5:11am
He hasn't been able to do a stink palm ever since brontosauruses went extinct.
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post #177 of 192
8/25/07 at 7:20am
His autobiographical film:



He loves him some Micahel Caine!
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post #178 of 192
8/25/07 at 5:54pm
You know what they say about guys with big hands...
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post #179 of 192
8/25/07 at 9:20pm
If he were a cop, he'd be forbidden to give pat-downs.
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post #180 of 192
8/25/07 at 9:21pm
Not even Bill Brasky can compete with that. I mean this is Bill Brasky we're talking about here.
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post #181 of 192
8/25/07 at 9:22pm
His nail clipper is the same instrument used to circumsize Ron Jeremy.
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post #182 of 192
8/25/07 at 9:25pm
In his family, hand-me-downs intsill fear into the hearts of mortal men.
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post #183 of 192
8/25/07 at 9:26pm
Triple Post

He is all that was needed at the nuremberg rallies.
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post #184 of 192
8/25/07 at 9:32pm


Not just for baking.
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post #185 of 192
8/25/07 at 10:21pm
This guy bowls with a wrecking ball (I'm a little late to the party, but I brought some finger sandwiches.)
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post #186 of 192
8/26/07 at 1:56am
His shoelace bows are lopsided.
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post #187 of 192
8/26/07 at 2:47am
He was a mime at one point, but his "Trapped in a Box" routine was re-directing air traffic.
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post #188 of 192
8/26/07 at 3:28am


What did you do, Ray?
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post #189 of 192
8/26/07 at 8:20am
I like where this is headed.

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post #190 of 192
8/26/07 at 4:07pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva
http://shanghaiist.com/2007/08/22/man_with_worlds.php



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I don't know why you're all making fun of him, this guy is all right.
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post #191 of 192
8/27/07 at 3:13am
HAND Solo. Hand.
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post #192 of 192
8/28/07 at 4:47am
When thumbwrestling, he can actually pin his opponent. After performing a pile-driver.
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