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post #1 of 366
8/28/07 at 3:15am
Thread Starter 
Stop wearing sandals, unless you are the Messiah.
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post #2 of 366
8/28/07 at 3:18am
Especially with jeans!
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post #3 of 366
8/28/07 at 3:18am
Is your issue with all sandals, or just Jesus-type leather sandals?

'Cause you can pry my Chacos from my cold, dead toes.
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post #4 of 366
8/28/07 at 3:20am
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Originally Posted by Supremo
Especially with jeans!
Ok, yeah, I can agree with that.
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post #5 of 366
8/28/07 at 3:22am
Thread Starter 
All sandals. I would be happy to kill you in an effort to get them off your feet. Beats fucking looking at your hairy toes.
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post #6 of 366
8/28/07 at 3:30am
http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103908
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post #7 of 366
8/28/07 at 3:35am
Thread Starter 
Slater, link me to a thread about hack writers sucking studio cock on awful projects that should never exist in the first place.
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post #8 of 366
8/28/07 at 3:38am
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Originally Posted by devincf
Stop wearing sandals, unless you are the Messiah.
I hate shoes. Hate hate hate hate hate. If I have to wear something, it's sandals - or worse yet, flip flops.

God, I hate anything on my feet.
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post #9 of 366
8/28/07 at 3:43am
What about dirt?
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post #10 of 366
8/28/07 at 3:45am
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Originally Posted by Bailey
What about dirt?
I can handle dirt. As long as nothing is tightly binding my feet.
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post #11 of 366
8/28/07 at 4:10am
Crocs are way more offensive than sandals.
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post #12 of 366
8/28/07 at 4:43am
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Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
Crocs are way more offensive than sandals.
Seconded. Amputation should be mandatory for grown-up wearers of Crocs. This statement was brought to you by someone who occasionally wears sandals.
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post #13 of 366
8/28/07 at 5:00am
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Originally Posted by devincf
Slater, link me to a thread about hack writers sucking studio cock on awful projects that should never exist in the first place.
www.learntotakeajokeyoustuntedmanchild.org
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post #14 of 366
8/28/07 at 5:15am
Bookmarked!
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post #15 of 366
8/28/07 at 5:27am
I am the messiah. Plus, I have degenerative arthritis in my feet, which makes shoes very painful. Also, fuck yourself.
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post #16 of 366
8/28/07 at 5:37am
Also, you're from Seattle.
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post #17 of 366
8/28/07 at 5:57am
Wearing anything other than sandals at the beach is stupid.
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post #18 of 366
8/28/07 at 6:10am
I'll second that - one time I wore rollerblades to the beach and I was the laughing stock of the summer.
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post #19 of 366
8/28/07 at 6:21am
I'm laughing at you right now.
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post #20 of 366
8/28/07 at 6:46am
Sandals look even better if you wear them with socks. That's what Jesus did during the winter time.
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post #21 of 366
8/28/07 at 8:18am
I hope the next thread is about the elderly.
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post #22 of 366
8/28/07 at 9:21am
If you're on a beach, sandals may be acceptable, for purely practical reasons. But unless there is sand, you look like a hippie or a retarded frat boy. Seeing men wearing sandals in an office causes a disturbing dissonance, like seeing grandmothers on Facebook. It's just not right.
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post #23 of 366
8/28/07 at 9:39am
Like Greg David, I am the Messiah. I guess this makes me the second coming, since he posted first.

But my preference is Keene hybrid shoes/sandals. You can't see my toes, but they feel like sandals to me. I don't wear them with jeans though. (I don't really like jeans to be honest.) I just wear them with my robes.
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post #24 of 366
8/28/07 at 9:39am
So are we in for a year of Devin's Axel Foleyish observations about California?
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post #25 of 366
8/28/07 at 11:01am
I think Axel enjoyed LA.
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post #26 of 366
8/28/07 at 11:02am
Attn: Thriller Fans
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post #27 of 366
8/28/07 at 11:15am
Attn: Gay men in matching leather zipper jackets
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post #28 of 366
8/28/07 at 11:17am
Attn: Judge Reinhold
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post #29 of 366
8/28/07 at 11:24am
When it's 96 degrees outside with humidity kicking it up over 100, I'm not about to shove my feet into a pair of socks and then into a pair of shoes.
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post #30 of 366
8/28/07 at 11:27am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
When it's 96 degrees outside with humidity kicking it up over 100, I'm not about to shove my feet into a pair of socks and then into a pair of shoes.
You're in flagrant violation of the dress code at Big Bob's Swampside Attractatorium.
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post #31 of 366
8/28/07 at 11:29am
Nah, they fired me, I have all my teeth.
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post #32 of 366
8/28/07 at 11:34am
Finally...a Devin bait thread I can actually get behind. Fuck sandals on men. Sandals on women, though...okay in my book.
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post #33 of 366
8/28/07 at 11:36am
Sandals and socks.
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post #34 of 366
8/28/07 at 12:13pm
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Originally Posted by devincf
Slater, link me to a thread about hack writers sucking studio cock on awful projects that should never exist in the first place.
http://chud.com/forums/showthread.ph...ght=messengers

Aside from actually having arthritis in your feet, what kind of weird trauma do you have to have to actively hate wearing shoes? Did you grow up as the Deliverance kid? I don't understand this.
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post #35 of 366
8/28/07 at 12:32pm
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Originally Posted by Supremo}
Aside from actually having arthritis in your feet, what kind of weird trauma do you have to have to actively hate wearing shoes? Did you grow up as the [B
Deliverance [/B]kid? I don't understand this.
They just are uncomfortable for me. Then again, during the summer, unless I am at work, I only wear shorts, a t-shirt and sandles. I don't even try jeans until it is almost freezing.

But at work, it is always slacks, button up shirts and dress shoes, all which comes off the minute I get home.

This is also not my attire when I go out somewhere nice to eat or something. I wear shoes when I go out somewhere appropriate, I just don't like it. I just don't go to nice places too much and see no reason to wear shoes just to go to the store or something, when sandles are 100 times more comfortable.
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post #36 of 366
8/28/07 at 12:53pm
I don't wear shoes because my horrible feet odor always fills the room when I take them off. Trust me, everyone I know appreciates that I only wear flip flops.
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post #37 of 366
8/28/07 at 12:56pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller
Attn: Judge Reinhold
Attn: Beverly Hills PD

Re: Banana in tailpipe
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post #38 of 366
8/28/07 at 1:17pm
I really thought Devin was going to come out of the closet with this thread. I mean, the residue from that heated Milo Ventimiglia picture has not vanished.
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post #39 of 366
8/28/07 at 1:30pm
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Originally Posted by Supremo
I swear to God, I was about to link to that.
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post #40 of 366
8/28/07 at 2:08pm
That sucks. That would have been way funnier.
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post #41 of 366
8/28/07 at 2:34pm
I've always had a "love to visit, wouldn't want to live there" attitude towards LA. But if after a month, the worst thing that Devin can find to bitch about is fucking open-toed shoes, it may just be paradise on Earth.
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post #42 of 366
8/28/07 at 2:37pm
Back to sandals -- last Friday we were out walking around Downtown Disney when one of Florida's patented Afternoon Wrath of God storms came along and there were puddles two inches deep all over the place. Now if I'd had socks and shoes on, I'd have been miserable. But with my sandals on, hey, my feet were already kind of wet, no big deal.

Now the socks, no, I've had my friends promise to put me down if they ever see me wearing socks with sandals.
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post #43 of 366
8/28/07 at 2:45pm
I would probably go ahead and put myself down if I saw myself wearing socks with my flip flops.
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post #44 of 366
8/28/07 at 2:47pm
Sandals are the worst in the rain. You end up sliding and squishing all over the place.
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post #45 of 366
8/28/07 at 2:48pm
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
Sandals are the worst in the rain. You end up sliding and squishing all over the place.
I don't have flip-flops, I've got the kind with the straps, so they stay on pretty good.
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post #46 of 366
8/28/07 at 2:53pm
Yeah, but are they leather? Cause it just gets nasty when they are. Straps are bad because when they get wet they can really chaff the skin of the feet. I'm a sandal wearer, but I never wear them out in the rain.
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post #47 of 366
8/28/07 at 3:03pm
Sandals = OK

Flip-flops, or any other foot apparel that involves something being inserted between your toes = disgusting
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post #48 of 366
8/28/07 at 3:05pm
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Originally Posted by Slater
Linky no worky.
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post #49 of 366
8/28/07 at 3:26pm
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Originally Posted by KABONG
I really thought Devin was going to come out of the closet with this thread. I mean, the residue from that heated Milo Ventimiglia picture has not vanished.
Actually, I was fearing the thread would signal Devin's transformation to ED or prostate medication shill.

Attn: Men- Do you struggle to finish screenings of Ridley Scott's latest epic due to your going problem? Well men, like John Hurt in Alien, you might actually have a growing problem.
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post #50 of 366
8/28/07 at 4:19pm
I agree with the sandals thing. I'd also like to include visors and those pink Polo shirts guys seem to think it's OK to wear these days. These are the real reasons other countries hate us, so cut it out.
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