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China kung fu monks seek apology for ninja affront

post #1 of 22
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Priceless

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China's Shaolin Temple, the cradle of Chinese kung fu, is demanding an apology from an Internet user who said its monks had once been beaten in unarmed combat by a Japanese ninja, Chinese media reported on Friday.

Shaolin Temple, in the northern province of Henan, became famous in the West as the training ground for Kwai Chang "Grasshopper" Caine in the 1970s "Kung Fu" TV series.

Ninjas -- professional assassins trained in martial arts -- date back to mediaeval Japan.

"The so-called defeat is purely fabricated, and we demand the Internet user to apologise to the whole nation for the wrongs he or she did," the Beijing News said, citing a notice announced by a lawyer for the Shaolin monks.

Relations between Chinese and Japanese are sensitive at the best of times, with emotions still running high over Japan's invasion and occupation of parts of China in the first half of the 20th Century.

The Internet user, calling themselves "Five Minutes Every Day", said on an online forum last week that a Japanese ninja came to Shaolin, asked for a fight and many monks failed to beat him, the newspaper said.

"The facts that the monks could not defeat a Japanese ninja showed that they were named as kung fu masters in vain," the Internet user was quoted as saying in the post.

The Shaolin temple "strongly condemned the horrible deeds" of the user, the newspaper said.

"It is not only extremely irresponsible behaviour with respect to the Shaolin temple and its monks, but also to the whole martial art and Chinese nation," it quoted the monks as saying.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070831/...uk_china_ninja
post #2 of 22
This makes me want to watch one of the many Chinese vs. Japanese martial arts movies.
post #3 of 22
WHAT!?!?

I wish I had the exploding head .gif from Scanners available.
post #4 of 22
The Ninja could not be found for comment... because he's, you know, a Ninja.
post #5 of 22
Thank God the kid didn't say they lost to a pirate, the Monks would want Johnny Depp's head.
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"You have offended my family...and you have offended the Shaolin temple."
post #7 of 22
What was really humiliating was when the monks got beaten up by Jon Lovitz in a bar.
post #8 of 22
I'll go watch Shaolin vs Ninjas again.

Crab style reprezents!
post #9 of 22
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Originally Posted by horrid
What was really humiliating was when the monks got beaten up by Jon Lovitz in a bar.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to horrid again.
post #10 of 22
I can't believe that someone would degrade something in an internet post. That's the height of rudeness.
post #11 of 22
bruce lee would fuck up mike dudikoff
post #12 of 22
Wait.. so they have broadband at the Shaolin Temple now or something? How was this even brought to their attention?

And demanding an apology.. from a random internet poster?

"QQ more kung fu baldies"
post #13 of 22
I'm gonna just say it, my good standing with the Shaolin Temple be damned.

NINJA RULEZ. SHAOLIN DROOLZ !!!1!1

What are you gonna do about it ball headed freaks? Bring it on!
post #14 of 22
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Originally Posted by KaPabLe
bruce lee would fuck up mike dudikoff
Dudikoff is a wuss. Let him try his luck with Sho Kosugi.
post #15 of 22
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Originally Posted by horrid
What was really humiliating was when the monks got beaten up by Jon Lovitz in a bar.

Well duh, the monks were hanging with Andy Dick.
post #16 of 22
The only way to sort this out is to have one of the monks defeat five ninjas in hand to hand combat. Go!

Also, broadcast it.
post #17 of 22
Nick! I'd like to request that, for the duration, you change the site's background color from black to white. There could be ninjas lurking in the shadows! Black just gives them too many places to hide! We're all going to get our asses quietly, quietly kicked!
post #18 of 22
A lawyer for the Shaolin monks? What a fun fucking job that would be.
post #19 of 22
Obviously the monks are embarrassed that they forgot to stop fucking attacking the guy ONE AT A TIME.
post #20 of 22
As long as they can make a Mountain Dew commercial out of this, I'm sure everyone will walk away happy.
post #21 of 22
Maybe we should ask this guy what really happened, although his opinion maybe slightly biased.

post #22 of 22
I was just watching Jet Li's Fist of Legend, which is awfully close to this story minus the internet angle.
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