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I feel sorry for Tony Curtis

post #1 of 24
9/1/07 at 2:44am
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I was doing my daily Internet search for hot new Tony Curtis information when I came across this pitiful sight:



For Tony's official website and view some of Tony's gorgeous art works. Possibly even invest in one.

Maybe one of you guys lives near Tony and can tell him that I care. Or possibly even invest in one of his gorgeous art works. Or help him with his HTML.
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post #2 of 24
9/1/07 at 2:55am
I was expecting something much worse, but that is still pretty shoddy looking.
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post #3 of 24
9/1/07 at 3:00am
Dude is swimming in dough from Manitou royalties. Don't worry bout it.
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post #4 of 24
9/1/07 at 3:02am
It's hard to feel sorry for a man with that head of hair.
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post #5 of 24
9/1/07 at 3:03am
Paul...why are you on a Persuaders fan site? I think I want to hear what you have to say about the Persuaders. Hit me, you crazy bastard.
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post #6 of 24
9/1/07 at 3:09am
Before creating his artwork, you think Tony Curtis holds out his paintbrushes and taps them together for an extended period of time?
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post #7 of 24
9/1/07 at 3:11am
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I recently bought a stack of PERSUADERS DVDs for $1.50 each, and was shocked to find that Roger Moore was only the second most awesome guy on the show. Tony Curtis research followed.

Incidentally: when I peeled the $1.50 pricetags off the DVD, there were $2.50 pricetags underneath. When I peeled those off, there were $5 pricetags underneath.

It's a safe bet that his Manitou royalties exceed his Persuaders royalties.
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post #8 of 24
9/1/07 at 3:28am
I tried joining that message board, but they make you wait three rising of the suns while they check to make sure your e-mail is legit.
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post #9 of 24
9/1/07 at 3:48am
Huh...I thought he was dead. I must have been thinking of Tony Randall.
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post #10 of 24
9/1/07 at 3:57am
Tony Randall's dead!?!?
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post #11 of 24
9/1/07 at 5:24am
Username Paul McCartney, do you live at home?
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post #12 of 24
9/1/07 at 7:20am
Wouldn't be home if we didn't live there.
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post #13 of 24
9/1/07 at 9:15am
Someone who gets on that message board ask Tony when the hell can I expect a "The Black Shield of Falworth" DVD release.

I haven't heard Tony's English by way of the Bronx accent in a long time, and really do want to see that film in widescreen.
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post #14 of 24
9/1/07 at 9:45am
The brushstrokes are juvenile, colors are good.

I'm not gay, but I might have to get me a young T. Curtis print.

Well, maybe I am gay. Something to ponder well into my sixties.
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post #15 of 24
9/1/07 at 10:39am
Yondah lies the castle of my faddah da king!
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post #16 of 24
9/1/07 at 11:59am
Damn! You beat me to it.
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post #17 of 24
9/1/07 at 1:06pm
"I Love you Spartacus'
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post #18 of 24
9/1/07 at 6:12pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by devincf
Username Paul McCartney, do you live at home?
The fact that you still refer to living with parents as "living at home" concerns me.
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post #19 of 24
9/1/07 at 6:16pm
Home is where you hang your Moonraker DVD.
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post #20 of 24
9/1/07 at 6:17pm
I like the Tony Curtis scene in THE LAST TYCOON when he's visiting Robert De Niro because he can't get it up and he needs help. I emailed Tony about this scene, still waiting on reply.
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post #21 of 24
9/1/07 at 6:26pm
Tony Curtis will always be The Great Leslie to me.
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post #22 of 24
9/1/07 at 8:44pm
For a second there, I was worried something had happened to Jamie Lee.


And, while we're on the topics of Tony Curtis and gay...
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post #23 of 24
9/1/07 at 10:00pm
When I tried to log onto the messageboard, the two fields were "Username" and "PassWords of Love". Interesting.
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post #24 of 24
9/30/10 at 4:20pm
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Bump.

Let's remember him as he was:

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