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Human-Animal embryo study wins approval

post #1 of 13
9/4/07 at 5:49pm
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20....cell.research

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Plans to allow British scientists to create human-animal embryos are expected to be approved tomorrow by the government's fertility regulator. The Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority published its long-awaited public consultation on the controversial research yesterday, revealing that a majority of people were "at ease" with scientists creating the hybrid embryos.
We're only a few short years from my dream of an undersea colony of manatee-human hybrids! They'll be called 'slime-beasts'. They could create vast, art-deco inspired undersea cities for us to escape to once we ruin the surface world. Once we're there, we can subjugate them into a permanent underclass with absolutely no repercussions (they're sea cows- what are they going to do? More angrily chew their lettuce ration?).

NORMIES RULE! SLIMIES DROOL! I'll never return to the surface!
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post #2 of 13
9/4/07 at 5:53pm
The House of Pain's phones have been ringing off the hook today.
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post #3 of 13
9/4/07 at 6:01pm
Wasn't H.G. Wells British?
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post #4 of 13
9/4/07 at 6:02pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky
We're only a few short years from my dream of an undersea colony of manatee-human hybrids! They'll be called 'slime-beasts'. They could create vast, art-deco inspired undersea cities for us to escape to once we ruin the surface world. Once we're there, we can subjugate them into a permanent underclass with absolutely no repercussions (they're sea cows- what are they going to do? More angrily chew their lettuce ration?).
I'd imagine a hu-manatee would spend most of its time doing what normal manatees do - looking for a friendly boat propeller to acquaint itself with.
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post #5 of 13
9/4/07 at 6:09pm
Real life furries.
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post #6 of 13
9/4/07 at 6:15pm
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Originally Posted by Amphibatron
I'd imagine a hu-manatee would spend most of its time doing what normal manatees do - looking for a friendly boat propeller to acquaint itself with.
I was okay with those "creatures" until I found out that one of them is taking a humie girl to prom this year. mUST KILL.
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post #7 of 13
9/4/07 at 6:23pm
That's fucking disgusting. I'm not specist, but that just ain't right.
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post #8 of 13
9/4/07 at 6:41pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky
they're sea cows- what are they going to do?
Don't you mean sea man-cows?...
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post #9 of 13
9/4/07 at 8:59pm
Haven't farmers been trying to fertilize sheep eggs with human sperm the old fashioned way for years now?
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post #10 of 13
9/5/07 at 3:44am
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Originally Posted by Minsky
I was okay with those "creatures" until I found out that one of them is taking a humie girl to prom this year. mUST KILL.
Some of my best friends are hu-manatees, but this interspecies thing is wrong. It says so in the Bible. Leviticus 10:43 " A woman shall not know the hu-manatee for it is an abomination. Men can screw all they want."
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post #11 of 13
9/5/07 at 12:34pm
Brundlefly!
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post #12 of 13
9/5/07 at 12:35pm
This is just the excuse they need to bring back the crazy mad scientist cackle.
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post #13 of 13
9/5/07 at 7:42pm
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Under existing laws, the embryos must be destroyed after 14 days when they are no bigger than a pinhead, and cannot be implanted into the womb.
"Not to kill, that is the law!"

It is a hard way, the way of being a man. Sooner or later we all want a thing that is bad. To walk on all fours. To suck up drink from a stream. To jabber, instead of saying the words. To go snuffling at the earth, and to claw on the bark of trees. To eat flesh, or fish. To make love to more than one, every which way. These are all bad things. These are not the things that men do. But we are men, are we not? We are men because the Father has made us men!
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