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post #1 of 30
9/6/07 at 11:48pm
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Really depressing.
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post #2 of 30
9/6/07 at 11:57pm
Truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.
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post #3 of 30
9/7/07 at 12:01am
Are you starving, Adam?
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post #4 of 30
9/7/07 at 12:49am
That thread has two major problems:

1) It's a completely random list of foods

2) One of those foods is fucking Combos
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post #5 of 30
9/7/07 at 12:53am
I got the shits just reading it. This place eats like a 10 year old without a sitter.
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post #6 of 30
9/7/07 at 12:57am
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Originally Posted by Phil!
I got the shits just reading it. This place eats like a 10 year old without a sitter.
Not a fan of the Sriracha sandwich?
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post #7 of 30
9/7/07 at 1:05am
It sounds as if a lot of people subsist on salt and fat out there. I'm sure they're just listing their vices/occasional indulgences, but lumped all together it reads like the menu from "Miri".

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Take a chicken breast, press it flat with a food hammer (or whatever the fuck they're called- food whacker?)...
That cracked me up.
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post #8 of 30
9/7/07 at 1:07am
Yeah. I have the taste buds of a 3rd grader as well, but at least I had the good mind to realise it and not put down "Swiss Miss Vanilla Pudding" as my all time favorite food. Even though it completely is.
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post #9 of 30
9/7/07 at 6:38am
It's a list of favorite foods, not "Foods I Solely Subsist On". Lighten up.
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post #10 of 30
9/7/07 at 7:11am
Hey I'm not joking when I say I enjoy me some ramen...

Would I rather have a lot of other things on that list? Sure.
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post #11 of 30
9/7/07 at 8:52am
Smoked cock - sweet smoky salty butter goodness
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post #12 of 30
9/7/07 at 10:10am
I'll have what he's having.
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post #13 of 30
9/7/07 at 11:23am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
It's a list of favorite foods, not "Foods I Solely Subsist On". Lighten up.
Seriously. Is anyone expecting "#47: CELERY! Wow, I just love celery! It's just so... fibrous! Such a guilty pleasure!"
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post #14 of 30
9/7/07 at 12:09pm
Celery is cool because theoretically you can die if that's all you eat.
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post #15 of 30
9/7/07 at 12:11pm
Attn: Food
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post #16 of 30
9/7/07 at 12:13pm
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
Seriously. Is anyone expecting "#47: CELERY! Wow, I just love celery! It's just so... fibrous! Such a guilty pleasure!"
Nah, I don't begrudge anyone their vices. I think it just played up some age differences a bit - I think I probably can't eat about 70% of what's on that thread anymore, and reading it made my stomach hurt.

But yeah, I'll be a bit of a snob and say Combos should be no one's favorite food.
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post #17 of 30
9/7/07 at 12:15pm
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Originally Posted by Phil!
But yeah, I'll be a bit of a snob and say Combos should be no one's favorite food.

I can agree with that.
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post #18 of 30
9/7/07 at 12:42pm
How is there not an uprising against the fool who added Combos to the list? Gross. Combos are hate nuggets.
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post #19 of 30
9/7/07 at 12:49pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Celery is cool because theoretically you can die if that's all you eat.
Isn't it one of those foods that you consume more calories eating it than it puts back into your body?
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post #20 of 30
9/7/07 at 12:50pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
How is there not an uprising against the fool who added Combos to the list? Gross. Combos are hate nuggets.
It was JudgeSmails. I predict that at some point he will throw the failure pile in there. If he doesn't, then with all that Uno talk I'm sure someone else will.
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post #21 of 30
9/7/07 at 12:57pm
I had no clue what the said "Combos" are, but I'm waiting for some warthog testicles love from some Chewer living in Laos.

EDIT: I went to see what they were. I'll get the warthog testicles instead. With Crab juice.
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post #22 of 30
9/7/07 at 1:39pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
Isn't it one of those foods that you consume more calories eating it than it puts back into your body?
Yeah, it's a negative value food. Too bad it doesn't carry the same property when you put peanut butter and raisins on it.
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post #23 of 30
9/7/07 at 1:45pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Yeah, it's a negative value food. Too bad it doesn't carry the same property when you put peanut butter and raisins on it.
Celery's fine. As long as it's chopped up in a salad with spinach, chicken, shredded cheese, sunflower seeds, tomatoes, croutons and about a dozen other delicious things before being topped off with dressing.
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post #24 of 30
9/7/07 at 2:05pm
Cool, we'll hijack Adam's thread and talk about food in here too! That'll teach him.

Celery is great, especially with peanut butter. Or cream cheese and red pepper. Or pimento cheese.
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post #25 of 30
9/7/07 at 2:07pm
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
Celery is great, especially with peanut butter.
This is a sign your are really old. Really really old.

I can understand the rest, but this?
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post #26 of 30
9/7/07 at 2:17pm
Don't knock it 'til you try it, punk.
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post #27 of 30
9/7/07 at 2:39pm
I'll do. I guess everyone has at least one bizarre food quick.

I honestly never heard of something like that. Actually, I never went beyond the dip or Cheez-whiz for the humble celery.
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post #28 of 30
9/7/07 at 2:49pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage
This is a sign your are really old. Really really old.

I can understand the rest, but this?
This makes you old? I think of it more as a staple of daycare/preschool snacks.
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post #29 of 30
9/7/07 at 3:10pm
To be fair to Martin, though, I just did a quick Google of "celery and peanut butter", and at the top of the first recipe page it calls it "The Snack of the 50's!". But yeah, it's a staple kid's snack in the US.
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post #30 of 30
9/7/07 at 3:20pm
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Originally Posted by Bailey
That thread has two major problems:

1) It's a completely random list of foods

2) One of those foods is fucking Combos
I can't begrudge you the Combos thing, but the first one sort of misses the point. First, it's a way to find out what people's favorite foods are, which might give you some insight into them personally, and second, it's just another way to get people talking about a particular subject. It's no more random than literally any other thread on these boards.
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