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Why You Love JesseTheMind's Wife

post #1 of 13
9/9/07 at 5:38am
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I'm Billy Zane.
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post #2 of 13
9/9/07 at 6:16am
Jessethebody's wife didn't live up to the hype. Also had plenty of time to bleed.
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post #3 of 13
9/9/07 at 6:20am
snore
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post #4 of 13
9/9/07 at 11:11am
Guys don't wake up Devin he's been really cranky lately and he needs his rest.
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post #5 of 13
9/9/07 at 12:09pm
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Originally Posted by stump
Guys don't wake up Devin he's been really cranky lately and he needs his rest.
A little early for hibernation isn't it?
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post #6 of 13
9/9/07 at 12:13pm
She lets me slam her evil.
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post #7 of 13
9/9/07 at 1:02pm
She gave me a ZJ.
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post #8 of 13
9/9/07 at 1:18pm
Had her role not been cut out of Batman Begins, she would've saved the third act.
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post #9 of 13
9/9/07 at 1:52pm
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
A little early for hibernation isn't it?
West coast time has him all screwed up.
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post #10 of 13
9/9/07 at 4:28pm
In space, no one can hear her scream.
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post #11 of 13
9/10/07 at 12:29pm
Janis: "JesseTheMind's wife. How do I even begin to explain JesseTheMind's wife?"
Girl: "JesseTheMind's wife is flawless."
Another Girl: "She has 2 fendi purses, and a silver lexis."
Boy: "I hear her hair is insured for $10,000."
Another Girl: "I hear she does car commericals... in Japan."
Another Girl: "Her favorite movie is 'Varsity Blues'."
Another Girl: "One time, she met John Stamos on a plane. And he told her she was pretty."
Another Girl: "One time, she punched me in the face... it was awesome!"
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post #12 of 13
9/10/07 at 1:18pm
I love JesseTheMind's wife because she saved my life during WWII, by pulling me into a foxhole, and shielding me from mortar fire with her body. All that shrapnel flying about, and not a scratch on her.

Then she kicked me out of the foxhole, threw me my M1, and said, while chewing on her cigar, "Start hauling ass, soldier! Those Nazi bastards ain't gonna win this one! MOVE!!!". Words to live by, even today.

After we secured the beachhead, and attended to our wounded and casualties, JesseTheMind's wife then had us drink some scotch and whiskey out of the skull of a fallen Nazi officer. A bond was formed that day, and now, decades later, that bond still exists.
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post #13 of 13
9/27/07 at 12:09pm
"Summer of '42" was about JesseTheMind's Wife....only, like, it wasn't '42 then.
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