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post #51 of 77
9/11/07 at 9:40am

If you want venison, but don´t want to hunt it...

...just use the traditional, guilt free weapon.

The automobile.
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post #52 of 77
9/11/07 at 10:26am
Hunters: Slightly worse at rhyming than juggalos.
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post #53 of 77
9/11/07 at 10:29am
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Originally Posted by horrid
Hunters: Slightly worse at rhyming than juggalos.
...rascist...
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post #54 of 77
9/11/07 at 10:38am
I've often heard people ask me if I'm "Down like doo-doo brown". I think it's supposed to be a good thing?
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post #55 of 77
9/11/07 at 10:39am
Damn. I thought this thread would be telling me about The Next Great Toilet (since the American Standard Champion 4 Right Height Elongated One Piece Toilet)

I lived in Michigan for years and deer hunting season was fucking Christmas up there.
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post #56 of 77
9/11/07 at 11:26am
Here in Wisconsin, deer season coincides with Thanksgiving. My trip home to my parents' house every year when I was in college meant looking at deer corpse after deer corpse on the freeway. Would it be so hard to cover poor Bambi?

That being said, I completely respect Kerry's reasons for choosing to hunt. I do think we're too disconnected from the sources of our food, animals and vegetables alike. I was watching the Anthony Bourdain show No Reservations last night, in which he was strutting around, mocking vegetarians as usual. He and his crew went to a cattle farm on branding/castration day. Funny, there were no more vegetarian jokes in that episode.

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Originally Posted by Kerry Martin
She was a vegetarian because she didn't like the taste of meat.

I'm sorry, I can fathom every reason for being vegetarian except that one. Doesn't like the taste of a juicy steak or a pepperoni pizza?!? Needless to say, that relationship is no more.
::waves::

The mere thought of the smell of red meat makes me gag a little. Can't explain it, it always has. I can't say anything about the taste, as I've never had a steak or a hamburger and only eaten a pepperoni by accident once or twice. As I've said before, though, I'm probably allergic to red meat. I accidentally ate some pasta sauce with beef stock in it a couple of weeks back. I was ill for about a day and a half.
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post #57 of 77
9/11/07 at 12:50pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
::waves::

The mere thought of the smell of red meat makes me gag a little. Can't explain it, it always has. I can't say anything about the taste, as I've never had a steak or a hamburger and only eaten a pepperoni by accident once or twice. As I've said before, though, I'm probably allergic to red meat. I accidentally ate some pasta sauce with beef stock in it a couple of weeks back. I was ill for about a day and a half.
Oh my. I am so very sorry for you. Of all the allergies...
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post #58 of 77
9/11/07 at 1:03pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
::waves::

The mere thought of the smell of red meat makes me gag a little. Can't explain it, it always has. I can't say anything about the taste, as I've never had a steak or a hamburger and only eaten a pepperoni by accident once or twice. As I've said before, though, I'm probably allergic to red meat. I accidentally ate some pasta sauce with beef stock in it a couple of weeks back. I was ill for about a day and a half.
I can respect vegetarians who don't like/can't eat meat. You like what you like and you shouldn't have to eat something you detest. Plus you guys tend to be far less militant than most other vegetarians. My sister-in-law is a vegetarian and every thanksgiving is a huge battle with her over the rest of the family eating turkey. She thinks we should all go veggie, for her. You know, because her lifestyle choices are more important than everyone else's.
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post #59 of 77
9/11/07 at 1:27pm
Yeah, we don't do that here, B_Metal. DaveB will be cooking the turkey for the meat eaters in the family, and everything else on the table (tasty tasty cider gravy included) will be vegetarian so everyone can enjoy it. We got rave reviews last year and, if turkey makes everyone happy, then I'm happy. Tell your sister and law to pull the carrot out of her ass or, better yet, every time she brings up the moral turpitude required to eat turkey, start talking to her about all of the little bunnies, mice, snakes, etc. that get killed during grain harvests. With any luck, within a year, she'll either shut up or she'll only be eating fruit that she saw fall out of a tree with her own eyes.
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post #60 of 77
9/11/07 at 1:31pm
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Originally Posted by General Zod
Hunting is not done by the poor folks thats for sure, that shit is expensive with the guns, permits, time off work, accessories.
The first time my wife took me home to West Virginia for Thanksgiving, I walked into her kitchen and saw a deer carcass lying on the table. Her dad was a backwoods doctor, and deer were the only way some of his patients could pay.

I helped him butcher it, and it was a unique experience. He took the opportunity to give me an impromptu anatomy lesson, pointing out the parts of the various organs and dissecting the heart so I could see the valves.
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post #61 of 77
9/11/07 at 1:32pm
As sick as it may sound, this thread is making me hungry.
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post #62 of 77
9/11/07 at 1:36pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Yeah, we don't do that here, B_Metal. DaveB will be cooking the turkey for the meat eaters in the family, and everything else on the table (tasty tasty cider gravy included) will be vegetarian so everyone can enjoy it. We got rave reviews last year and, if turkey makes everyone happy, then I'm happy. Tell your sister and law to pull the carrot out of her ass or, better yet, every time she brings up the moral turpitude required to eat turkey, start talking to her about all of the little bunnies, mice, snakes, etc. that get killed during grain harvests. With any luck, within a year, she'll either shut up or she'll only be eating fruit that she saw fall out of a tree with her own eyes.
Thanks MissZ, your attitude about this is refreshing. I may just tell her about the grain harvests if she pushes the meatless thanksgiving again this year. She's a strange one the sis-in-law, But if I go on that tangent you guys will run me out of this thread.
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post #63 of 77
9/11/07 at 1:49pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Beers taste good.
That's much better.


If there's a tasty way to prepare venison, I haven't tried it. I feel bad for Ted Nugent's family, who have a bottomless freezer of the shit they have to eat their way through.
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post #64 of 77
9/11/07 at 10:45pm
There's a tasty way. Elk is delicious and is way better than beef any day.
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post #65 of 77
9/11/07 at 11:13pm
I only hunt what I can kill with my bare hands. This relegates me to turtles, elephants, lions, and several species of shark.
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post #66 of 77
9/11/07 at 11:24pm
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Originally Posted by Pop Zeus
That's much better.


If there's a tasty way to prepare venison, I haven't tried it. I feel bad for Ted Nugent's family, who have a bottomless freezer of the shit they have to eat their way through.
Looks like you're in Chicago--you should head down to the Meritage Cafe and try it. Their venison is so good that you'll be driving straight to the Lincoln Park Zoo after dinner to stock up.
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post #67 of 77
9/12/07 at 12:04am
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Vegetables, fruits, and plants are technically living things also. Why don't people get up in arms about eating them? Because they don't really have faces (Treebeard and friends excluded)?
I can't speak for all vegetarians because there are always a few fanatical wackos out there, but from my point of view it isn't the idea of eating a living thing that's the problem.

If you want to live you have to kill something to do so, I just don't think you should take more than you need, or cause more pain than you have to. I find factory farming pretty horrifying, and I don't need meat to survive so I choose not to eat it. In fact I'm a lot healthier now than I was before, and the smell of steak cooking makes me pretty ill. However, if I was in a desert island situation and I needed to kill a pig to survive I'd do it, if you really need to take a life I don't think it's wrong.

It's a personal choice thing. I don't care about other people eating it, and I'm not going to force anyone to stop, I just feel more comfortable with myself this way.
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post #68 of 77
9/12/07 at 12:39am
I spend some time in the outdoors now and then. And I know about hunting if not actually how to hunt, as I was taught in school, along with outdoor survival and pouring bullets and identifying animals from their poo and all sorts of fun stuff. I like game, and I have nothing against hunting, but while I'm willing to haul 35 or 40 pounds up a mountain pass on my back, nothing interests me less than dragging a dead moose back to my car so I can take it home and dissect it. Even cleaning a rabbit is too much like work for my tastes. I'll stick with shooting pictures.
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post #69 of 77
9/12/07 at 12:42am
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Originally Posted by Pop Zeus
That's much better.


If there's a tasty way to prepare venison, I haven't tried it. I feel bad for Ted Nugent's family, who have a bottomless freezer of the shit they have to eat their way through.
And they live with Ted Nugent. Who's related to them. That's a lot of baggage for kids to handle, venison or no venison.
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post #70 of 77
9/12/07 at 12:54am
I think hunting is, for the most part, retarded. I also love meat, and likely will never go vegetarian (despite some very convincing arguments to do so).... but I at least acknowledge that my distaste for hunting and my desire for animal carcass in my belly are a contradiction.

How can you guys reconcile your disgust for hunting with condoning the slaughter of hundreds of millions of animals every year? If you're going to argue that slaughter practices are more humane than hunting, it's gonna be a tough road... and as retarded as it is to hunt, it's even more retarded to call this kettle black.
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post #71 of 77
9/12/07 at 10:36am
Personally, I have no problem with hunting. I haven't gotten around to doing it myself, as it doesn't strike me as being a particularly fun way to spend a weekend, but I have no problem with those who do make the time for it.
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post #72 of 77
9/12/07 at 11:47am
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Originally Posted by Eric C
I only hunt what I can kill with my bare hands.
I was reminded of this, one of the greatest threads in the history of CHUD:

MAN KILLS BUCK WITH BARE HANDS IN BEDROOM:

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86377

As far as I'm concerned, if you're badass enough to kill it with your bare-fucking-hands, you can hunt anything you want.
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post #73 of 77
9/13/07 at 12:11am
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Originally Posted by FrankCobretti
The first time my wife took me home to West Virginia for Thanksgiving, I walked into her kitchen and saw a deer carcass lying on the table. Her dad was a backwoods doctor, and deer were the only way some of his patients could pay.

I helped him butcher it, and it was a unique experience. He took the opportunity to give me an impromptu anatomy lesson, pointing out the parts of the various organs and dissecting the heart so I could see the valves.
Dear God, man! Copyright that shit before Ben Stiller's people see it. Also, grab the URL.
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post #74 of 77
9/13/07 at 12:37am
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Originally Posted by Joe LeFors
I was reminded of this, one of the greatest threads in the history of CHUD:

MAN KILLS BUCK WITH BARE HANDS IN BEDROOM:

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86377

As far as I'm concerned, if you're badass enough to kill it with your bare-fucking-hands, you can hunt anything you want.
Other things I hunt include femurs, sperm wales, and ceiling fans.
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post #75 of 77
9/13/07 at 6:21am
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Originally Posted by Eric C
ceiling fans.
You can-not catch these due to the fact that they are very fast. Also they are often very high up. So don't lie.
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post #76 of 77
9/13/07 at 5:22pm
Never used a wii remote, eh?
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post #77 of 77
9/13/07 at 5:41pm
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Originally Posted by Cogs of Fate
You can-not catch these due to the fact that they are very fast. Also they are often very high up. So don't lie.
Tell it to the scar on my thumb.
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