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post #1 of 17
9/11/07 at 6:44pm
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Fucking Walmart...
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post #2 of 17
9/11/07 at 7:10pm
Really, it was only a matter of time before Wal-Mart moved into selling people for the lowest price. Zing!
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post #3 of 17
9/11/07 at 7:20pm
Step away from the infant, Ma'am.
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post #4 of 17
9/11/07 at 7:23pm
Don't they know that importing Asian babies means lower overhead? Only a matter of time before Walmart starts outsourcing their baby blackmarket, robbing American infants of their chance to be bought and sold like a giant jar of pickles!

EDIT: Oh yeah, if I was that parent, you would have seen some Shoot Em Up Action in aisle 4.
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post #5 of 17
9/11/07 at 7:30pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
EDIT: Oh yeah, if I was that parent, you would have seen some Shoot Em Up Action in aisle 4.
My reaction would be the same.
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post #6 of 17
9/11/07 at 7:38pm
Woah shit, I know exactly where that Wal-Mart is!
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post #7 of 17
9/11/07 at 7:38pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Don't they know that importing Asian babies means lower overhead? Only a matter of time before Walmart starts outsourcing their baby blackmarket, robbing American infants of their chance to be bought and sold like a giant jar of pickles!
This editorial courtsey of Lou Dobbs.
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post #8 of 17
9/11/07 at 7:51pm
"Your child is now the property of Carl's Jr."
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post #9 of 17
9/11/07 at 10:41pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller
Woah shit, I know exactly where that Wal-Mart is!
Are there often gunfights in the aisles?
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post #10 of 17
9/12/07 at 2:00am
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Don't they know that importing Asian babies means lower overhead?
Sure, if you like your babies coated in lead... which I do.
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post #11 of 17
9/12/07 at 2:12am
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Originally Posted by WalMart Momma
and God help them when my husband and father hear about this!
Husband and father? Does she have no shame?
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post #12 of 17
9/12/07 at 11:40am
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Originally Posted by Ahoatam
Husband and father? Does she have no shame?
ZING!
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post #13 of 17
9/12/07 at 11:54am
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Originally Posted by horrid
Sure, if you like your babies coated in lead... which I do.
Me? I prefer barbecue sauce and a nice chianti....
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post #14 of 17
9/12/07 at 12:03pm
Well, Australia has Dingos, you guys have Walmarts.

Who said Australia was less civilized?
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post #15 of 17
9/12/07 at 12:20pm
Well, did she have a receipt?
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post #16 of 17
9/12/07 at 12:21pm
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Maybe the cashier just forgot to remove the anti-theft tag.
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post #17 of 17
9/13/07 at 4:29am
Every time I think about it I imagine the mother in a power loader and the security guard as the Alien queen. It makes it so much better.
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