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Exercise unleashes a bounce bras can't handle

post #1 of 34
9/12/07 at 2:50am
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20725154...5773?gt1=10412

Damnit another study that I've been undertaking for years but does anyone give me credit for it? No.

I wonder how those ladies were approached. "Hi. I'm conducting a study and I was wondering if you let me record and monitor your breasts bouncing. It's for science." Maybe I should try that.

And and this part, "A pair of D-cup breasts weighs about 15 to 23 pounds." 23 lbs!?! Damn!
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post #2 of 34
9/12/07 at 3:05am
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big-busted bras bouncing breasts women's breasts bounce maximum measurement of six inches The bouncing breasts
That article was a little hard to follow.
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post #3 of 34
9/12/07 at 3:09am
If only we could put something between these breasts as they bounce up and down. Perhaps that would stabilize them...
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post #4 of 34
9/12/07 at 3:30am
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
If only we could put something between these breasts as they bounce up and down. Perhaps that would stabilize them...
I know! I know! How about a penis?!
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post #5 of 34
9/12/07 at 3:35am
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Originally Posted by Brendan
I know! I know! How about a penis?!
That just might be crazy enough to work.
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post #6 of 34
9/12/07 at 3:42am
What, no videos or pictures? Extremely shoddy journalism.
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post #7 of 34
9/12/07 at 5:37am
Pics or it didn't happen.
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post #8 of 34
9/12/07 at 12:01pm
Another study to prove the obvious. What a shocker.

Next up: blunt force to the testicles hurts!
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post #9 of 34
9/12/07 at 12:30pm
Wait....Size JJ breasts? JJ?? Are you fucking kidding me? Women with breasts that big don't exercise, they sit at home in front of their webcams all day. Jesus.
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post #10 of 34
9/12/07 at 12:35pm
dyn-o-mite?
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post #11 of 34
9/12/07 at 1:02pm
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Originally Posted by Joe LeFors
Wait....Size JJ breasts? JJ?? Are you fucking kidding me? Women with breasts that big don't exercise, they sit at home in front of their webcams all day. Jesus.

I'd buy that for a dollar!
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post #12 of 34
9/12/07 at 1:07pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan
My back hurts just looking at her.

Calculate your bra size here!
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post #13 of 34
9/12/07 at 1:28pm
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Next up: blunt force to the testicles hurts!
Yes, but how much?

It isn't science unless something is being measured.
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post #14 of 34
9/13/07 at 4:38am
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Originally Posted by Brendan
I can't begin to describe how much these pictures turn me off. I find myself very much on the side of the French in the size debate.
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post #15 of 34
9/13/07 at 8:39am
Isn't this why there are sports bras?
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post #16 of 34
9/13/07 at 11:22am
Yeah, but do you know how hard it is to find a good sports bra if you're stacked? We can put a man on the moon, but we can't help my sisters who rock D-cups keep the girls in place while they use a treadmill. It's tragic, really.
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post #17 of 34
9/13/07 at 11:39am
No it isn't. Don't lie.
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post #18 of 34
9/13/07 at 11:42am
That's because most engineers are men. Men thinking going to the moon is cool. Men do not think that immobile breasts are cool.
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post #19 of 34
9/13/07 at 1:33pm
I like where your head's at, FC, but porn seems to disprove your theory.
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post #20 of 34
9/13/07 at 1:37pm
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Originally Posted by FrankCobretti
Men do not think that immobile breasts are cool.
Then I wish undiagnosable, dull dull ball pain on those men.
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post #21 of 34
9/13/07 at 1:46pm
Well, Frank is right in context. While it has to be uncomfortable for women to run if they're packing major heat (I remember one girl in high school who was thisclose to giving herself black eyes when she had to run sprints. They were huge, man.), there are plenty of other situations where mobility is excellent.
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post #22 of 34
9/13/07 at 2:01pm
Would stacking them on top of each other help?

And clearly dust is a problem on such a large surface.
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post #23 of 34
9/13/07 at 2:04pm
Wow. You really seem to know your way around that website, Brendan.
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post #24 of 34
9/13/07 at 2:21pm
It's just a matter of scrolling down and looking. Believe me, breasts that big turn me off.
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post #25 of 34
9/13/07 at 3:02pm
Somewhere in heaven Russ Meyer is having a field day.
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post #26 of 34
9/13/07 at 3:33pm
All together know: "One, Two,...Tit Pie!!!"
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post #27 of 34
9/13/07 at 7:03pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan
.... Believe me, breasts that big turn me off.
Sure. Whatever helps you sleeps at night buddy. Come to think of it, those would definitely help me sleep at night. They'd make some great pillows/arm rests/cup holder/target practice/eye candy/hand and face warmers/candy basketball hoop/floatation devices/ice breakers/chew toys/neck warmers/stress relievers/speeding ticket deterents/reasons to make me spend money/reasons I lose at pool/day picker-uppers/motorboat enjoyment devices/turtleneck accentuators/reasons why plain t-shirts with anything written on the front look great/reasons why I pull out my phone and pretend like I'm talkin to someone so that I can stare at them without looking like I'm staring at them.

Wait, what was I talkin about again?
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post #28 of 34
9/13/07 at 7:10pm
We've definately encountered what's known in the biz as a Tig O'Biddies situation.
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post #29 of 34
9/13/07 at 7:16pm
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Men do not think that immobile breasts are cool.
DOA (and its target demographic) would attest to that.

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post #30 of 34
9/15/07 at 8:37am
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Originally Posted by Brendan
Motherfucking OUCH.... There isn't a bra manufacturer in the world who would know how to support those mamba-jambas. Unless it's with a pulley-and-winch system.
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post #31 of 34
9/15/07 at 9:42am
Thanks to the pictures in this thread, I hate boobs now.
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post #32 of 34
9/15/07 at 10:08am
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Originally Posted by The LD
Thanks to the pictures in this thread, I hate boobs now.
Nah, come on!
Those were some perfectly nice udders.
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post #33 of 34
9/15/07 at 10:26am
...and let us never forget...
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post #34 of 34
9/15/07 at 11:12am
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Originally Posted by The LD
Thanks to the pictures in this thread, I hate boobs now.
Yeah me too!

Well, in all honesty when I first saw them I really liked them. That lasted about 5 minutes or so - but then suddenly I hated them. It's been ten minutes now, and I think I'm starting to like them again...
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