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Because it's good for you: Healthy Food Thread

post #1 of 76
Thread Starter 
Probably the shortest thread in CHUD history. I'll start....

Raw Veggies with Ranch Dip

Pureheart Seedless Watermelons: It's a watermelon shrunk down to cantaloupe size. God bless genetic engineering.

Grilled Fish with Lemon Pepper

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies: Not good for you but good for the soul.
post #2 of 76
Raw Veggies= Healthy
Ranch Dip= Negates all healthiness of Raw Veggies*



* Still Delicious
post #3 of 76
SUSHI

End of discussion.
post #4 of 76
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Miller
Raw Veggies= Healthy
Ranch Dip= Negates all healthiness of Raw Veggies*



* Still Delicious
Low carb is healthy for me. So ranch dip IS healthy.
post #5 of 76
I love carrots. Bananas cause an allergic reaction in me that leads to an overproduction of ear wax.

I couldn't find the Cronenberg thread.
post #6 of 76
I LIKE DIET COKE BECAUSE IT SAYS DIETlol cancer soda
post #7 of 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by dynamotv
Pureheart Seedless Watermelons: It's a watermelon shrunk down to cantaloupe size. God bless genetic engineering.
WRONG.
post #8 of 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by dynamotv
Low carb is healthy for me. So ranch dip IS healthy.
Yeah, fuck that fucking carbed out wheat bread. Fiber gives you cancer thats what Atkins said.
post #9 of 76
BACON BECAUSE IT IS LOW IN THE CARBS...
post #10 of 76
Oh man if they could genetically engineer a seedless watermelon that's full of bacon it would be the healthiest thing ever
post #11 of 76
Werbal, get your fat ass outta this thread.
post #12 of 76
EVER HAVE A BACON AND STEAK SAMMICH THAT SHIT IS SO GOOD FOR YOU GIMME A SIDE OF MCDONALDS BARBECUE CHICKEN SALAD TOSSER I'M READY TO RUN A MILE lols
post #13 of 76
HE'S NOT FAT HE'S SWOLLEN WITH HEALTH...
post #14 of 76
YEAH, RICH, THICK, YELLOWY HEALTH rofl
post #15 of 76
IT MAKES A GREAT SPREAD ON ENGLISH MUFFINS...
post #16 of 76
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Oh man if they could genetically engineer a seedless watermelon that's full of bacon it would be the healthiest thing ever
I would eat nothing else if they could make that.
post #17 of 76
I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS LOW IN CARBS

ALSO, ITS FAT los
post #18 of 76
They'd have to sell it as a deep fried appetizer at Chili's for it to meet the high standards of your discriminating palate.
post #19 of 76
HOLY SHIT WERBAL IS SO HEALTHY WE SHOULD JUST EAT HIM...
post #20 of 76
In an attempt to steer this thread back on track...

Water for me! And lots of it!

I've getting some vegetables and fruit into my diet lately. And chicken. Love chicken. Fuck steak.
post #21 of 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
HOLY SHIT WERBAL IS SO HEALTHY WE SHOULD JUST EAT HIM...
Let's flash fry that Mutha.
post #22 of 76
YES, SEAL ALL THE HEALTHY JUICES INSIDE...
post #23 of 76
Just that no vegetables they have carbs.
post #24 of 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brendan
Fuck steak.
Fuck you.
post #25 of 76
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by stump
Just that no vegetables they have carbs.
You're not one of those folks who think granola is healthy are you?
post #26 of 76
No granola just superfoods like blueberry quinoa steak salad from fudrucker's.
post #27 of 76
I have a budget of 3 dollars a day. No food is my health food.
post #28 of 76
I can't imagine people eating granola if it wasn't healthy. Next thing you'll say is that brussel sprouts have more fat than a stick of butter.
post #29 of 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
I have a budget of 3 dollars a day. No food is my health food.
That will buy you a lot of ramen, just double pack it for dinner. Granted, I've heard of people getting scurvy from living only on ramen.
post #30 of 76
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Quote:
Originally Posted by englebert
I can't imagine people eating granola if it wasn't healthy. Next thing you'll say is that brussel sprouts have more fat than a stick of butter.
Granola has good PR. Next time you get a box of Nature Valley Granola, read the health info. Frosted Flakes is better for you compared to granola. On the subject of carbs, lowering (not eliminating) carbs is not the worst idea in the world. The carbs I stay away from are processed carbs like in white flour as well as sugar.

Don't see anything wrong with that.
post #31 of 76
Fuck tofu. Thank you. That is all.
post #32 of 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by englebert
That will buy you a lot of ramen, just double pack it for dinner. Granted, I've heard of people getting scurvy from living only on ramen.
Basically what I do. I also try to go to as many on campus events with free food as possible.
post #33 of 76
Totally fucking retarded.
post #34 of 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
I have a budget of 3 dollars a day. No food is my health food.

Sally Struthers says that's more than enough. And that fat bitch should know.
post #35 of 76
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by stump
WRONG.
I thought the smiley was implied. That being said, seedless watermelon is a thing of beauty.
post #36 of 76
Mushroom sandwiches. Yep.
post #37 of 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Basically what I do. I also try to go to as many on campus events with free food as possible.
You're living the dream. I got a free lunch today by going to a boring research group meeting.
post #38 of 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by englebert
That will buy you a lot of ramen, just double pack it for dinner. Granted, I've heard of people getting scurvy from living only on ramen.
That must be what the "with lime" shrimp ramen is for.
post #39 of 76
I can't be involved with conversations with you any more. I don't want to get retard.
post #40 of 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by donde
Fuck tofu. Thank you. That is all.
Tofu really only needs the proper preparation to be good. There are a ton of Asian dishes that make you forget you are eating tofu. Outside of Asian food, I am willing to support your fuck tofu policy.
post #41 of 76
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
They'd have to sell it as a deep fried appetizer at Chili's for it to meet the high standards of your discriminating palate.
Edgy.
post #42 of 76
Bananas. Lots of 'em.
post #43 of 76
Thread Starter 
Just about any fruit or veggie from a Farmer's Market. Nothing like produce straight from the farm.
post #44 of 76
Thread Starter 
Also those 100 calorie packs of Nabisco Products. I feel healthier after eating a box or two of those packets.
post #45 of 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by dynamotv
Also those 100 calorie packs of Nabisco Products. I feel healthier after eating a box or two of those packets.
Packets of what? Mmmm, products.
post #46 of 76
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Wood
Packets of what? Mmmm, products.
Does it really matter when it says 100 calories on the label?
post #47 of 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
I have a budget of 3 dollars a day. No food is my health food.
Pasta. Eggs. Every two days, buy a head of lettuce and one of those pale cheap tomatoes. A can of tuna if you're feeling special.

I've been there man. I ended up eating tons of egg/tuna pastas/salads with a tomato thrown in. A little bit of oil goes a long way. Oh, and spices like oregano and dill are seriously cheap for the flavour they give. Fuck tomato sauce, just dice a tomato. A can of chick peas can last three or four meals and only costs 60 cents in MTL. There is no way you should be buying processed food like ramen on three bucks a day, that's a huge waste.

I don't even miss money when I don't have it. I also have no responsibility in life besides getting laid and good marks.
post #48 of 76
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graynadian
Pasta. Eggs. Every two days, buy a head of lettuce and one of those pale cheap tomatoes. A can of tuna if you're feeling special.

I've been there man. I ended up eating tons of egg/tuna pastas/salads with a tomato thrown in. A little bit of oil goes a long way. Oh, and spices like oregano and dill are seriously cheap for the flavour they give. Fuck tomato sauce, just dice a tomato. A can of chick peas can last three or four meals and only costs 60 cents in MTL. There is no way you should be buying processed food like ramen on three bucks a day, that's a huge waste.

I don't even miss money when I don't have it. I also have no responsibility in life besides getting laid and good marks.
Not healthy but making a shit load of spaghetti is another way to stretch that dollar. Plus it's always better the next day.
post #49 of 76
I figure Craisins are a good thing to have. But not Ocean Spray Craisins. Those are kind weird in texture.
post #50 of 76
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Oh man if they could genetically engineer a seedless watermelon that's full of bacon it would be the healthiest thing ever
Hey I'd advocated scientists to engineer vegetables that taste like steak. Sadly they just don't listen.
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