Stag/Hen Night stories - Page 2

Originally Posted by teledork

I wouldn't lie to you about the religion major, bud. It's too cool to tell the truth.

Great Mississippi Squirrel revival. I swear.

Originally Posted by Diva

Most of my friends don't really like going out to clubs so they have dildo parties at their homes (a rep comes and shows off cool toys that all the lame people are too embarrassed to buy). However, my ladies can drink so we can get into some trouble just hanging around the house. The picture of me in the dryer is from a bachelorette party. And that was toward the beginning of the night. At some point talk got to bras and breast sizes and shirts came off. I have several friends with DD boobs. That was more flesh than I needed to see. At another party, we started rummaging through our friends' bedroom drawers and found her boyfriend's Lord of the Rings porn. We never let her (or him for that matter) live it down.

Originally Posted by harrybeanbag

No cool bachelor/stag parties here, mostly because the friends who got married ended up eating out of their wives' hands pretty much right after they got laid.

Originally Posted by Alex Riviello

On the flipside, anyone have those friends where you just KNOW it wouldn't be a good idea to attend their bachelor party?

Old friend of mine had one a few years ago where the night started with two hookers going at it with dildos and whoever got in their way, and ended with the groom beating the shit out of one of his best friends, broken windows, hotel bills, police and hospital visits. I was glad I missed that one.

Originally Posted by Death Surge

Helpful Hints about Bachelor Parties:

1) Do not, under any circumstances, have the bachelor party the actual night before the wedding. You'll thank yourself later.

2) First person you see with a camera, throw them out of the limo/party.

3) Do not, under any circumstances, meet up with the girls from the bachelorette party later. Zero good will come from it.

4) If you're invited/semi-dragged on stage at a strip club, fight tooth and nail to avoid it/get off. You won't enjoy what happens, even in retrospect. Ever.

5) Be aware that while Hookers can keep their mouth shut...you have a drunk asshole friend who at your next co-ed party can't.

6) If you co-habitate, take a change of clothes in a gym bag with you and a 1/2 pint of Jack Daniels. Just before you go home, change clothes and pour the 1/2 pint on yourself. Burn whatever you were wearing that night, as Stripper Perfume is immune to even Tide - With Bleach.

7) Need extra money for the honeymoon? Pretend to drink twice what you actually do, and wait for the inevitable poker game. Everyone swears they can be winners on the World Poker Tour after 10 drinks, when they really, really, can't.