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monkey + pigeon

post #1 of 47
Thread Starter 
= the sappiest photo ever seen

The abandoned monkey who has found love with a pigeon
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1811
post #2 of 47
Awwww.

edit: nevermind, just saw these comments on the page-

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"We humans could learn a little something from this unlikely twosome: Tolerance, unconditional love, and respect for someone or something that very different than us."

"A lesson for the world."

"Another beautiful story. As I always say, if only humans could be so kind and loving towards one another and take the examples of these beautiful animals, we would be in a much more pleasant state of living than we are now!"
Sentimental feeling's gone. I hope each and every one of these people get gangbanged by a pack of dwarfs.
post #3 of 47
I was expecting to see the birth of the Migeon or some other Dr. Moreau style oddity.
post #4 of 47
I smell a tv show.
post #5 of 47
Yum. Monkey-pigeon sandwich...
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post #7 of 47
What is it with China and their oddly-paired animal friendships? I'm half convinced it's some sort of Chinese propoganda to promote a kinder, gentler image of themselves. Up next: a blind great white shark is taken under the wing by a lovable hampster named Dave.
post #8 of 47
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Originally Posted by englebert
ARE NONE OF OUR MONUMENTS SAFE?
post #9 of 47
Our monuments? Christ man, think of the cars!
post #10 of 47
I was kinda hoping that they'd be grafted to each other's backs.
post #11 of 47
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Awwww.
Don't worry. Three seconds later the monkey's sucking down the marrow of the bones of the bird.
post #12 of 47
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector
Don't worry. Three seconds later the monkey's sucking down the marrow of the bones of the bird.
Awwww.
post #13 of 47
Quote:
"We humans could learn a little something from this unlikely twosome: Tolerance, unconditional love, and respect for someone or something that very different than us."

"A lesson for the world."

"Another beautiful story. As I always say, if only humans could be so kind and loving towards one another and take the examples of these beautiful animals, we would be in a much more pleasant state of living than we are now!"
Are theses people nuts? A monkey having relations with pigeon is a SIN!!!
Its against god. Mark my words, these animals will burn in hell.
post #14 of 47
No amount of retardation can stop that from being cute.
post #15 of 47
You might think it's cute now but wait until they move up and start taking our women. Monkeys are just practice. Then tell me how cute it would be.
post #16 of 47
"You got your monkey on my pigeon!"
"You got your pigeon on my monkey!"

Two great tastes that taste great together.
post #17 of 47
That picture is so sickeningly cute it fills my throat with vomit and bile.
post #18 of 47
This is just the first step to Hawk/Eagle/Falcon/Condor mounted Monkey Warriors descending on an unsuspecting populace and unleashing a reign of terror the likes of which hasn't been seen since the heyday of Cory Haim.
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post #20 of 47
I think Phil just figured out where AIDS came from.
post #21 of 47
It's hard enough to avoid being shat on when the things just drop their poop. Can you imagine them actually flying around and throwing it right at you?

Ooh, I feel a Sci Fi Channel Original coming on.
post #22 of 47
Not to mention kidnappings of girls and their little dogs too.
post #23 of 47
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Originally Posted by englebert
Not to mention kidnappings of girls and their little dogs too.
Damn!
Beaten AGAIN!!
post #24 of 47
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Earlier this year a pig adopted a tiger cub and raised him along with her piglets because his mother couldn't feed him.
Just think, when the tiger's weened off milk, it can just chow down on some bacon.

"Ow! Tony, don't pull so hard... AAAGGGHHHOINK!"
post #25 of 47
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Just think, when the tiger's weened off milk, it can just chow down on some bacon.

"Ow! Tony, don't pull so hard... AAAGGGHHHOINK!"
While everyone was going "Awwwwww!" the tiger was silently saying "Yes, that's it. Fall for my ploy. No one will suspect me when the piglets start vanishing one by one!"
post #26 of 47
That's silly. It's a Chinese animal preserve, it wouldn't say that in English.
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post #28 of 47
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Originally Posted by Greg David
It's hard enough to avoid being shat on when the things just drop their poop. Can you imagine them actually flying around and throwing it right at you?

Ooh, I feel a Sci Fi Channel Original coming on.
I agree.
The fecal implications and antics of such an unholy union leave me speechless.
post #29 of 47
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Originally Posted by El Peeper
I agree.
The fecal implications and antics of such an unholy union leave me speechless.
I agree.

We should nuke that place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
post #30 of 47
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Originally Posted by Greg David
That's silly. It's a Chinese animal preserve, it wouldn't say that in English.
However "AAAGGGHHHOINK!" works in any language.
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post #32 of 47
(*The theme from Love Story begins softly twinkling in the background as they both slowly begin to disrobe...*)
post #33 of 47
In other news...

post #34 of 47
::collapses, unable to withstand the cuteness::
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post #36 of 47
Jesus Christ, please stop it...
post #37 of 47
That monkey is all "thenku fo b mai fwend."
post #38 of 47
Alright, you little bitch, that's it -

post #39 of 47
You see, I'm immune.
post #40 of 47
Chuckles!
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Eat some baby hippo and tortoise.
post #43 of 47
I feel like Cartman after he saw the people with asses for faces. I'll never be affected by cute again.
post #44 of 47
Anyone see that story where a gazelle got mauled by an alligator, but then a hippo came and not only fought off the alligator, but somehow was able to give the gazelle mouth to mouth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E51DyWl_q0c

Now you have.
post #45 of 47
post #46 of 47
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Originally Posted by Syd
Anyone see that story where a gazelle got mauled by an alligator, but then a hippo came and not only fought off the alligator, but somehow was able to give the gazelle mouth to mouth? But despite the hippo's effort the gazelle dies from it's horrible wounds and is swarmed by vultures before the croc emerges from the waters to reclaim its meal of tender, young gazelle flesh. The depressed hippo then somberly marches back into the waterhole to die of remorse.
Now you have.
post #47 of 47
Well hell, I didn't want to give away the surprise twist ending...
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