Chewers' Pets - Page 13

The dangers of leaving a drawer open in our place:

So you have some pussy stashed away in your drawer? What does your wife think?

Loki likes the shelf in my closet where I keep my sheets. I should take a picture.

He decapitated another rat today.

This is Ruby. This is the look Ruby gives me every night at midnight because she wants to go outside. Ruby wins every time with this look and she knows it.

There's too much fur in this thread. Time to break up the monotony:

Here's my male Ambilobe Panther Chameleon, Alec Baldwin:


One of my tree frogs, Porkchop:


And this little asshole is my male Veiled Chameleon, Dr. Gonzo:



Need to get more picks of my hairless critters. Damn, I need a new camera.

Weird and/or disgusting things that my beagle, Rocky, has eaten or chewed on, or attempted to eat or chew on:

• Crayons
• Chapstick
• Gum out of my wife's purse
• Gum off the ground
• Used tissues
• Female hygiene products from the trashcan
• A mole cricket
• Socks
• Underwear
• The sleeve of my favorite sweatshirt
• Acorns
• Cat food
• Cat puke
• Cat shit

The gross story behind the cat puke:
One night I'm woken up to the sounds of my cat vomiting. Before I can jump up and turn on the light, I hear the sounds of my dog eating. Ew.

Yeah, my grandparents had a dog that ate so much scat, you'd think he was japanese. ZING!

The fucking retarded thing was he finally stopped after they sprayed the crap with Bitter Spray before he could eat it (the stuff you spray on furniture and things so dogs won't chew on it) So he would chow down on his shit, but the bitter spray was far too disgusting for him to handle. Ridiculous.

Hahahaaaaa Pork Chop looks high as fuck!

TonyRockyHorror...you have the best pets ever. Those are so cool!
My girlfriend and I have some Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches...and we're going to be getting rats soon.

This is my oldest cat, Bubbeford L. Bubbeford (long story) when we first got him:



This is him now:



Lazy bastard.

Yeah he does. These are White's tree frogs, also known as Dumpy Tree Frogs due to their goofy grin and their chubbiness. Like this fat ass:

This is Meatball perched on my girlfriend's hand:



Thanks! I used to have rats. They're great, but be careful who you get them from, most rats are bred as feeders for snakes and such so there's a lot of inbreeding and many of them don't live that long.

Madagascar roaches are awesome! I breed my own. This guy LOVES them, they're like his crack:

This is Hampton, aka Hammy,my bearded dragon (He's 7 this year):

Dude, you can't let that awesome name go without explanation!

Alright, I'll make this as short and sweet as possible: my sister was pretty young when we got the cat, so whenever she saw it, she just called it "bubby" (purposely, she could have called it baby if she wanted to, she just felt it was more of a bubby.). Now, there was no way that a cat so prestigious could be called bubby. It just wasn't right. The damn thing was near royalty. So how do you make bubby dignified? Well, by realizing that bubby is in fact just the short form of the far more classy "Bubbeford".

But that wasn't good enough. He needed a middle name - no, screw that, a classy middle initial. What is classier than Bubbeford L.? Nothing. That's what. And then came the last part. We realized we were never topping Bubbeford, so we got lazy and just repeated it. And now everyone calls him that. In full. Every time.

I mean, if he is going to sit around staring at us and the television like we're lower than him, than he needs a big time name.

In retrospect (as in having looked back upon the story for first time), that might be the stupidest name and story behind-the-name of all time. Sheesh.









(Also, my other two cats are named Merlin (after a line from the shitty Sam Neill Merlin movie. I know) and Diablo Negro (No, I'm not a Klan member, the cat is a) pitch black in color and b) an asshole, and I was taking Spanish at the time I got him; I just suck at naming cats.)

OK, so I'm already gay for cats - with my cat Melv who I worship like a fucking Egyptian (hence my previous post in this thread... http://chud.com/forum/showpost.php?p...&postcount=474) - About 2 weeks ago somebody knocks on our door with a box in their hands - "I found this kitten in the trash behind our houses - do you want it or should I call animal welfare?" A little, underweight, full of fleas mogwai. Now how the hell do you say no to this?

After much consultation we have named this little furry bastard Houdini. Apologies for the hideous Ricky-Gervais-style picture of me looming behind the kitty cuteness!

Sheena's been taking me for late morning walks lately. The weather's been so nice, I decided to bring a camera.

Haha, I love the sideways glance in this picture. Real nice looking dog.

I'm gonna steal that dog from you. Hope that's cool.

My girlfriend and I just got two rats the other week. They're adorable. I'll have to get some pictures to post on here. We got them from PetSmart.

This is a shot of CJ one of my dogs, it's a photo taken by my mom. I think she looks very stoic in the photo

Here's my girl, Zooey.

You'll have to beat me to it. That dog looks awesome.

That dog has bad intentions.

Here's a few pics of our new little buddy Moe:







And our hedgehog, Gin:

Ummmm how do Gin and Moe get along exactly?

Hilariously!

Gin sleeps most of the time anyway and when we take him out to get some exercise it's always supervised but honestly with that spiky body armour he doesn't need it. Moe tried to bat at him exactly once and freaked out, he hasn't tried it again! Mostly he just follows Gin around at a safe distance and tries to figure out how to get at him but it's pretty impossible because Gin hides under his quills as soon as Moe gets too close and Moe isn't stupid enough to stab his own paw again.

When I clean Gin's cage I put his little house on the floor and Moe has decided that's his version of TV, he'll just lie down outside the box absolutely fascinated and jump every time there's a rustling noise.

Also, they both eat cat food, enjoy pushing cat toys around, and love catnip. Seeing a hedgehog high on catnip is weird, they have this foamy saliva they lick themselves with when they get excited. Very odd creatures.

That actually sounds quite outrageously cute.

Add a few more packs of gum from my wife's purse on different occasions, lip gloss from my daughter's pants pocket (she wasn't wearing them at the time), a few more crayons (colored poo!), and this morning, my daughter's Hello Kitty lunch box was shredded.


McNooj, that pup is adorable.

Here's Cindy, she's the weirdest least dickish cat I've owned.

Been a while, here's some updated pics of my two fellas Frodo and Sam...

AAAAAH! That last pic in the kiddy pool is melting my hideous heart. He looks so happy!

Maybe a few more...

I have had some vodka, so in honor of my dog's birthday, what the hell, I'll post it again:



She's gotten even cuter, folks.

She looks like a tiger!

I got a male cat last year and despite being a serial killer*, he's an incredibly friendly cat that likes being around people and cheerfully sleeps on top of me every night. I've never met a very sociable or friendly female cat. He even loves to play with a string with a piece of tin-foil on one end and ribbon tied to the other. He's an acrobat while chasing it.


*He does terrible things to mice. He stages the bodies in the living room and the remains are very ghoulish. Ted Bundy acted like a nice guy too.

Rescued a kitten last fall for my little girl.  Ugliest thing I've ever seen.  The kitten, not the girl.  

 

 

Her mother had died two weeks after giving birth to the litter.  The kittens had been found and nursed by someone.  The other kittens had chewed the fur off of Tricia's tail.  And by teh time we found out about it, all but two of the kittens in the litter had died.  We adopted Tricia and brought her home.

 

 

 

 

Seriously, she was ugly.  But sweet.  

 

The day after we brought her home she nearly died.  Spent several days with the vet getting over pneumonia from aspirating milk into her lungs.  Then, when we got her back from the vet she started going into seizures.  Over the course of a weekend she ended up with getting seizures every ten to fifteen minutes. The vet decided to send his kids to college on my dime, and prescribed some meds.

 

All of that was in early November of 2010.  Here's Tricia today:

 

 

She's sleek and sweet and in that stage where "blood=love".  She also has a thing for knocking shit over.  Oh, look...a glass of liquid.  *crash*  Stupid cat.

 

Stupid beautiful cat.

Here's a couple I took of my roommate's dog. I (obviously) manipulated the background of the first one, but the second is a pretty decent shot...

 

 

 

This is such a wonderful story.  I swear, I let out a cheer when I saw that final picture.  She looks great!
 

 

Originally posted in the cute animal thread...

 

I submit my dog, Ringo, watching tv on the couch...on a pillow, cause he somehow knew thats a loophole on my "dont get on the couch" rule.

 

 

The full story is that while i was on the couch watching TV, he tried to jump on the coch, and got the usual "No, stay down" reply...then he suddenly jumped on the couch, dragged a pillow to a side and THEN got on the pillow.

My dog has just outsmarted me...i dont know if i should feel proud or humilliated.

That is such an awesomely cute canine 'screw you' moment ryo, I'd just be impressed personally. Little bastard earned his pillow there.

How ironic is it that I'm wearing my GB shirt in this pic? Mass hysteria on my chest...

 

 

MY CARROT

 

 

TOO MUCH CUTE

 

 

Hound dogs gotta howl...

 

Holy shit, there are some really cute pets in this thread.

 

My kitty Moebot is obsessed with Tofurky, every time I open a new package he practically attacks me:

 

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Not the best picture by far, but I consider it payback for all of the sneak attacks and clawing the shit out of my hands.

 

This dog loves babies, and I mean LOVES them. She'll sniff all around them, lick their face and just generally wants to be around them. Once they become toddlers though it's like they don't exist. Strange animal.

Ringo Dingo got a bath and a haircut today....he was too sleepy for posing though...

 

 

 

(Yeah, his forehead hair does the whole "bangs over the eyes" thing...)

 

I adopted Freddie a few weeks ago. He's an absolute joy.

 

 

 

He has Stripe's white mohawk and Mogwai's disposition.

We have a foster cat (she needed a leg amputated) and she's going to her permanent home this Saturday. Our boy will miss her. 

 

 

My cat Loki, behind that handsome face is a vicious and sadistic killer. His interests are getting high on catnip, training for killing by playing with string with me and sleeping on my bed at night with me.

 

 

 

 

No catnip that day. Pretty sure he was sizing up the photographer.

 

He also likes to attack legs. One by one he pounced on my mother, my father, and our houseguest Harvey as soon as they came out of their bedrooms this morning. He really is a friendly cat though, it's just that his sense of humor and play runs to the dark side.

 

He really is a handsome fella, but he knows it and expects adoration. If I'm petting him and stop suddenly, he puts a paw(No claws) on my neck as a WARNING.