I was very excited to see the American Reunion movie. I saw American Pie just after college and remembered it was quite funny.
Jim, Michelle, Oz, Heather, Stifler reunite for their high school...
Apocalyptic machines found cowering in corner after being confronted with real life girl. Experts have traced the root of this epidemic to the worlds largest, mothers basement. Machines apparently sort to end the human race when someone claimed robots look like douches when they wear sandals.
Not to be rude, but ....moratarium on welcoming our [ anything ] overlords? We all know we'd love to be ruled by asians/martians/sea creatures/robots/russians.