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post #1 of 50
9/18/07 at 12:16am
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That's a lot of posts.
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post #2 of 50
9/18/07 at 12:21am
Like a golden light they shine.
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post #3 of 50
9/18/07 at 12:31am
Next stop, loss of virginity!
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post #4 of 50
9/18/07 at 12:48am
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To do that, I'd have to move out of my parent's basement. I'm not going to trade free room and board for sexual relations. No sir. I've got to keep my priorities straight.

Priorities:
1) Become Han Solo
2) Finish 1/2000th scale replica of Mordor
3) Get Bruce Campbell to agree to star in my short film "Shotgun Christmas"
4) Finish my script. It's about this guy who is sort of shy and lives alone and then he gets covered in this perfume that makes all women fall in love with him. And then he has to fight vampires with his custom made shotgun.
5) Get to 100% on Vice City for second time.

As you can see, that no time for love, Dr. Jones.
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post #5 of 50
9/18/07 at 12:49am
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post #6 of 50
9/18/07 at 12:51am
I'd pay good money to see 'Shotgun Christmas' on the title alone.
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post #7 of 50
9/18/07 at 1:07am
Possible tagline: Celebrate the 12 gauge of Christmas?
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post #8 of 50
9/18/07 at 1:20am
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Originally Posted by Bailey
Possible tagline: Celebrate the 12 gauge of Christmas?
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me; powder burns and an IV.
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post #9 of 50
9/18/07 at 1:46am
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two bloody gloves,
And powder burns and an IV...
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post #10 of 50
9/18/07 at 1:46am
It wouldn't be the same without ye.
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post #11 of 50
9/18/07 at 2:29am
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three hench men, two bloody gloves,
And powder burns and an IV...
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post #12 of 50
9/18/07 at 9:01am
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 4 bloody wounds, three henchmen, two bloody gloves and some powder burns and an IV.

This sets up five perfectly; don't fuck it up.
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post #13 of 50
9/18/07 at 9:06am
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
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post #14 of 50
9/18/07 at 9:17am
Shit, I came in the thread thinking that Andre was in the sequel to 300. So deceptive, he is.
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post #15 of 50
9/18/07 at 10:10am
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Six-Shooters blazin'

Fiiiiiive:


Four 4 bloody wounds

three henchmen

two bloody gloves

and some powder burns and an IV.
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post #16 of 50
9/18/07 at 11:30am
Too late again, Brad. D:
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post #17 of 50
9/18/07 at 11:32am
Unfunny is unstoppable.
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post #18 of 50
9/18/07 at 11:35am
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Unfunny is unstoppable.
The source is Saturday Night Live.
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post #19 of 50
9/18/07 at 12:24pm
I remember when Dre was just another semi-quiet poster on these boards and not the Tommy the Cat stud-bull that he is today. I can't be the only one a little bit woozy from the geektosterone in this thread.
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post #20 of 50
9/18/07 at 4:07pm
Congrats, Dre!

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post #21 of 50
9/18/07 at 6:11pm
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I told my mom and she bought me a Carvel cake. Man, I can't believe I ate the whole thing, but I was so happy.

So, I met Bruce at a signing, and he said he liked my trenchcoat, so I think I established a report. I understand he lives in Southern Oregon, working on his lavender farm... do you guys think I should drive to his home to ask him to be in my movie? I have no idea how else to get in touch with him.
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post #22 of 50
9/18/07 at 6:32pm
Millette almost saved the thread, but Jochman's blissfully unaware reposting of oldbrucewayne.jpg is today's moment of Internet zen.
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post #23 of 50
9/18/07 at 6:35pm
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte
I told my mom and she bought me a Carvel cake. Man, I can't believe I ate the whole thing, but I was so happy.
But Fudgy the Whale isn't, you bastard.
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post #24 of 50
9/18/07 at 6:36pm
Even though I'm pretty sure it's not the case, I'm pretending that Jochman knew exactly what he was doing. Doesn't matter, I suppose - Millette's going to beat him up either way.
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post #25 of 50
9/19/07 at 1:46am
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I'm happy to have crossed the 10000 mark on James Gandolfini's brithday. Though he may not be a chewer, it feels like he is, like he's left a little Gandolfini in all of us.
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post #26 of 50
9/19/07 at 1:48am
Prediction: someone is going to make a comment about a prominent female chewer.
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post #27 of 50
9/19/07 at 1:49am
Especially in Diva.

EDIT: Andre sets it up. Someone had to do it, might as well have been me.
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post #28 of 50
9/19/07 at 2:32am
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Even though I'm pretty sure it's not the case, I'm pretending that Jochman knew exactly what he was doing. Doesn't matter, I suppose - Millette's going to beat him up either way.
Wha??? I thought Brad was making a sincere contribution to the "Twelve Days".

*not really*

As far as my impending punishment, I'm just glad Brad hasn't overtaken Riviello as owner of "The Largest Forearms in the Sewer". Regardless, Brad, please not in the face.
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post #29 of 50
9/19/07 at 2:40am
For some reason, I assumed you were way ahead of me. Jesus, I'm catching up. I need a hobby.
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post #30 of 50
9/19/07 at 2:53am
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Originally Posted by Jeremy Jochman
As far as my impending punishment, I'm just glad Brad hasn't overtaken Riviello as owner of "The Largest Forearms in the Sewer".
I assumed that fabfunk held this title. *nudge* *nudge*
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post #31 of 50
9/19/07 at 3:10am
His was largest number of forearms hidden in a sewer. Easy mistake.
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post #32 of 50
9/19/07 at 3:42am
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post #33 of 50
9/19/07 at 4:14am
There's a post-counter?
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post #34 of 50
9/19/07 at 11:29am
I'm glad stump and Shaver followed up on Dre's Gandolfini post because I wouldn't have know what he was talking about otherwise.
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post #35 of 50
9/19/07 at 11:54am
gd, I'm still stumped. What exactly did Mr. Gandolfini leave with Diva? I am most confused by these references.
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post #36 of 50
9/21/07 at 1:26pm
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte
That's a lot of posts.
Am I supposed to bow down at your feet now?
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post #37 of 50
9/21/07 at 2:43pm
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Yes, and peel me some grapes while you're at it.
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post #38 of 50
9/21/07 at 2:53pm
You ever have that where you were standing on top of a pyramid in sun god robes, and thousands of naked women were screaming, and throwing little pickles at you?
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post #39 of 50
9/21/07 at 2:55pm
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Originally Posted by jay f
You ever have that where you were standing on top of a pyramid in sun god robes, and thousands of naked women were screaming, and throwing little pickles at you?
Is that what you get after 10,000? Alright, only 8300 some odd to go!




I like pickles.
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post #40 of 50
9/21/07 at 3:16pm
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Destiny! I have one now!
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post #41 of 50
9/21/07 at 4:22pm
I think everyone is missing the big picture here- every time Dre posts, not only will there be insightful commentary, there will be another chance to read his sig line. It is no less funny now than it was the first time I read it.
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post #42 of 50
9/21/07 at 11:20pm
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Originally Posted by DJ Dylan
Am I supposed to bow down at your feet now?
You were supposed to be doing that already. Where have you been?
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post #43 of 50
9/21/07 at 11:29pm
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And would someone fuckin' pit me an olive? This martini won't drink it fucking self.

If it did, that'd be sorta rad.

Now you've made me sad thinking about self-drinking martinis. Life is cruel and unfair. And filled with mothers.
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post #44 of 50
9/22/07 at 2:33am
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte
And would someone fuckin' pit me an olive? This martini won't drink it fucking self.
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post #45 of 50
9/22/07 at 6:02pm
Big deal, Andre. This is my 1000th post.

I am young and have a life of possibilities ahead of me.
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post #46 of 50
9/22/07 at 6:22pm
Shhh, Nexus, you're making him feel old. He gets cranky without his naps/olives.

::fully clothed, throws a pickle at Chris Miller::
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post #47 of 50
9/22/07 at 6:40pm
In other news, Nexus' young life of possibilities was cut tragically short when he was beaten to death by a walking stick. The assailant remains unidentified, but was heard by witnesses to be screaming about the box office showing of Night at the Museum.
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post #48 of 50
9/22/07 at 6:45pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David
In other news, Nexus' young life of possibilities was cut tragically short when he was beaten to death by a walking stick. The assailant remains unidentified, but was heard by witnesses to be screaming about the box office showing of Night at the Museum.
And this is why I keep my mouth shut, my business to myself and my powder dry.
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post #49 of 50
9/22/07 at 6:54pm
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Seems some of you people don't know about Smart People on Ice.

They say I'm one of the ten smartest chewers. Some day I hope to be two of them.
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post #50 of 50
9/22/07 at 7:50pm
That reminds me of the immortal words of Socrates, who said: "I drank what?"
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