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post #1 of 72
9/18/07 at 7:43pm
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Can someone explain this inside joke to me? I just don't get it.
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post #2 of 72
9/18/07 at 7:48pm
http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103973
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post #3 of 72
9/18/07 at 7:51pm


For reference... or laughter. Whichever.
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post #4 of 72
9/18/07 at 8:00pm
And here's the kinder, gentler 'KEEP GOING' pic:

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post #5 of 72
9/18/07 at 8:49pm
If anyone has a problem with the Old Wayne pic, they can die.
Best thing here since all the Blob threads.
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post #6 of 72
9/18/07 at 9:02pm
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Originally Posted by wadew1
And here's the kinder, gentler 'KEEP GOING' pic:
I request that someone make a screencap of the scene in the episode "Be A Clown" where Batman emerges from the shadows to give a reassuring Bat-thumbs-up to a young child. That's a much better way to indicate to posters that Batman approves of the thread's course.
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post #7 of 72
9/18/07 at 9:21pm
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson


For reference... or laughter. Whichever.
Good god that works really well with your avatar!
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post #8 of 72
9/18/07 at 9:35pm
Quick, staring contest:
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post #9 of 72
9/19/07 at 1:55am
More: Is it required that you read comics to understand that blankfaced guy thing?
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post #10 of 72
9/19/07 at 1:55am
It's important to know you've disappointed Batman.
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post #11 of 72
9/19/07 at 1:56am
I'm talking about a different thing.
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post #12 of 72
9/19/07 at 7:47am
I agree with Andre. If you've pissed off Batman, it's time to just stop talking already.
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post #13 of 72
9/19/07 at 9:26am
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post #14 of 72
9/19/07 at 9:28am
They say his heart grew three sizes that day.
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post #15 of 72
9/20/07 at 7:49am
Smiley guy Wayne just doesn't have the same feel. His "joie de vie" is a real buzzkill.
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post #16 of 72
9/20/07 at 8:14am
Now he looks even creepier.
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post #17 of 72
9/20/07 at 8:48am
I think he wants to "do" me.
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post #18 of 72
9/20/07 at 9:26am
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Originally Posted by The LD
I think he wants to "do" me.
None of the Robins ever complained.
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post #19 of 72
9/20/07 at 9:40am
It looks like he's about to lick his lips in a very effette, creepy villain way.
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post #20 of 72
9/20/07 at 10:22am
So, um, does anyone want to say a few words about why Old Bruce Wayne has elf ears? I'm just saying, is all.
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post #21 of 72
9/20/07 at 10:48am
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
So, um, does anyone want to say a few words about why Old Bruce Wayne has elf ears? I'm just saying, is all.
You didn't buy all this nonsense that Batman can do the things he does because he is in "peak physical condition"?

Of course he is an elf.
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post #22 of 72
9/20/07 at 11:58am


Shaddup, I don't have Photoshop at work.
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post #23 of 72
9/20/07 at 12:13pm
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Originally Posted by stelios
You didn't buy all this nonsense that Batman can do the things he does because he is in "peak physical condition"?

Of course he is an elf.
I've always thought it was good medical science.
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post #24 of 72
9/20/07 at 12:16pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello


Shaddup, I don't have Photoshop at work.
I kind of like this without much editing.
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post #25 of 72
9/20/07 at 12:22pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello


Shaddup, I don't have Photoshop at work.
That reminds me of "Logan's Run".
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post #26 of 72
9/20/07 at 12:32pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
So, um, does anyone want to say a few words about why Old Bruce Wayne has elf ears? I'm just saying, is all.
You know, Bruce Wayne IS a secret identity - how do YOU know he's not really Santa? (Wait, does Santa have elf ears, or am I just really tired?)
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post #27 of 72
9/20/07 at 12:36pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
You know, Bruce Wayne IS a secret identity - how do YOU know he's not really Santa? (Wait, does Santa have elf ears, or am I just really tired?)
Uhh... Santa is a regular Joe. No freak ears.
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post #28 of 72
9/20/07 at 12:47pm
Then how come Clement Clarke Moore, in his seminal masterpiece Twas the Night Before Christmas, refers to St. Nick as a "right jolly old elf"? Are you trying to tell me that Moore lied? Why would he do that? Why?

Or are you trying to say that elves don't have pointy ears? Cuz that's just foolish.
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post #29 of 72
9/20/07 at 12:50pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
So, um, does anyone want to say a few words about why Old Bruce Wayne has elf ears? I'm just saying, is all.
I know, cuz Northstar had pointy ears...and well I'm not saying anything. Just both had pointed ears.
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post #30 of 72
9/20/07 at 1:32pm
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
Uhh... Santa is a regular Joe. No freak ears.
Santa is a "jolly old elf". I don't know why he's three times the size of the elf-slaves in his sweatshop.
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post #31 of 72
9/20/07 at 1:43pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Santa is a "jolly old elf". I don't know why he's three times the size of the elf-slaves in his sweatshop.
He'll say it's glandular, but we all know it's cause he Super-Sizes everything.
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post #32 of 72
9/20/07 at 1:45pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Santa is a "jolly old elf". I don't know why he's three times the size of the elf-slaves in his sweatshop.
Because the elves smoke and drink coffee way too much.
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post #33 of 72
9/20/07 at 1:49pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
He'll say it's glandular, but we all know it's cause he Super-Sizes everything.
This is Santa we're talking about. The day I see Santa Santa some how fitting into a pair of skinny jeans and wearing a hoodie is a day I decide to punch my ticket off this world*.


*This all being funny since Christmas means nothing being jewish albeit non practicing but still, this is Santa fer chrissake.
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post #34 of 72
9/20/07 at 2:20pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello


Shaddup, I don't have Photoshop at work.

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Originally Posted by billylove
That reminds me of "Logan's Run".
Christ, Jenny Agutter's gone downhill.
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post #35 of 72
9/20/07 at 2:41pm
I have no idea what a fictional character like Santa has to do in a conversation about Batman.
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post #36 of 72
9/20/07 at 2:50pm
Hey, Santa's real. And so is Batman.

And, apparently, so is Commodore Schmidlapp.
Hmmmm...
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post #37 of 72
9/20/07 at 2:57pm
Poor Robin. Always stuck holding some old man's bag.
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post #38 of 72
9/20/07 at 3:06pm
Commodore Schmidlapp?
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post #39 of 72
9/20/07 at 3:29pm
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Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
Commodore Schmidlapp?
Sounds like the Mad Magazine people may have been involved. Check to see if Don Martin is sitting in a Doctor's office somewhere.
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post #40 of 72
9/20/07 at 4:08pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
This is Santa we're talking about. The day I see Santa Santa some how fitting into a pair of skinny jeans and wearing a hoodie is a day I decide to punch my ticket off this world
If you're implying that Santa is some kind of little emo punk, that's it for you. No presents this year. Leaving cookies and milk for him (as well as carrots for the reindeer) will do you no good. You're dead to Santa.
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post #41 of 72
9/20/07 at 4:30pm
I never said Santa was an Emo punk, I said the day he is found to be a is the day I punch my ticket. Besides Santa doesn't give a shit about me anyway as I already indicated by way of my asterisk.
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post #42 of 72
9/20/07 at 6:36pm
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post #43 of 72
9/20/07 at 6:39pm
Racism and eugenics aside, this joke is getting old.
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post #44 of 72
9/20/07 at 6:40pm
I don't know, I still think it's useful and a nice in-joke. (all three)
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post #45 of 72
9/20/07 at 6:40pm
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post #46 of 72
9/20/07 at 6:41pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Poor Robin. Always stuck holding some old man's bag.
I would have used 'sac'.
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post #47 of 72
9/20/07 at 6:43pm
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Originally Posted by jay f
I would have used 'sac'.
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post #48 of 72
9/20/07 at 6:53pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
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post #49 of 72
9/20/07 at 6:54pm
I rest my case.
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post #50 of 72
9/20/07 at 7:16pm
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