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The greatest advancement in pop* technology ever.

post #1 of 154
9/20/07 at 2:43pm
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Coke introduces self-freezing cans. I hope this new system gets released in the US and Pepsi steals it. Coke sucks.

*It's not "soda", you damn commie!
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post #2 of 154
9/20/07 at 2:45pm
SO.

DA.

freak.
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post #3 of 154
9/20/07 at 2:46pm
People who think Pepsi is better than Coke deserve to be sterilized.

I'm just saying.

Both taste slightly better than battery acid, however.

I'm also just saying.
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post #4 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:01pm
After I drink a coke, I can practically feel the enamel oozing off of my teeth. I tend to stay away from it.

Diet Pepsi Jazz: Now that's a man's drink.
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post #5 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:02pm
Pepsi tastes like clown ejaculate.
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post #6 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:06pm
If Pepsi tastes like clown ejaculate, I only have one thing to say:

Send in the clowns!

(and it might be pop out there in the wilderness, but in the developed world it's soda).
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post #7 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:06pm
I love you Coca-Cola, is there anything you can't do?
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post #8 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:07pm
Screw soda, let's get this working for beer. This would make tailgating soooo much easier if I didn't have to lug ice everywhere.

And Pepsi is crap.
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post #9 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:10pm
In the South, it's soda water.
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post #10 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:13pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Coke introduces self-freezing cans. I hope this new system gets released in the US and Pepsi steals it. Coke sucks.

*It's not "soda", you damn commie!
It's not soda? Really? Because I'm pretty sure those who call all soda "coke" or "pop" are wee brains.
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post #11 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:14pm
In Houston, it's Coke. Coke is Coke, Pepsi is Coke, Dr. Pepper is Coke, etc.

Which is why the "You know Mr. Pibb is the only Coke I like!" line in Slither makes my belly tickle.
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post #12 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:15pm
Oh great, now even our thread titles get footnotes.

I only drink Diet, but it's hard for me to fathom anyone thinking Diet Coke tastes better than Diet Pepsi. Diet Coke tastes like the urine of the unwashed masses.
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post #13 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:16pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny
Pepsi tastes like clown ejaculate.
I don't even want to know how this comparison was found.
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post #14 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:17pm
I don't understand how this is good. Wouldn't it make the soda all slushy or too icy to actually drink?

It's a nifty idea though. I can't really imagine anyone carrying a soda around that long that it would need it's own ice in a can. When you get soda out of a vending machine don't you just drink it down?
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post #15 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:19pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
I don't even want to know how this comparison was found.
I assume you haven't taken the Pepsi Challenge.
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post #16 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:21pm
I wasn't even alive during the Pepsi challenge but since that's how they do taste tests. I'll avoid that like crazy.
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post #17 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:24pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
In Houston, it's Coke. Coke is Coke, Pepsi is Coke, Dr. Pepper is Coke, etc.

Which is why the "You know Mr. Pibb is the only Coke I like!" line in Slither makes my belly tickle.
It's all Coke, unless it's Dr. Pepper, which is worthy of keeping its own name.
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post #18 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:48pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny
It's all Coke, unless it's Dr. Pepper, which is worthy of keeping its own name.
Exactly, I was just about to add this. I didn't know this was exclusive to the Houston area but it is true. Everything is coke except Dr. Pepper. Soda or Pop just sounds strange to me.
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post #19 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:51pm
I just call it "Soda", pop sounds like if you came out of 1957.
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post #20 of 154
9/20/07 at 3:53pm
Can we give Texas back to Mexico?
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post #21 of 154
9/20/07 at 4:00pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
Can we give Texas back to Mexico?
What does that have to do with soda, pop or coke?
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post #22 of 154
9/20/07 at 4:14pm
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
What does that have to do with soda, pop or coke?
I'm embarrassed by Texans that call all sodas "coke." I wouldn't mind another civil war if it would separate the "coke" states (if there are more in the south besides Texas) from the "soda" states. I don't know what to do about the "pop" states.
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post #23 of 154
9/20/07 at 4:17pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
I'm embarrassed by Texans that call all sodas "coke." I wouldn't mind another civil war if it would separate the "coke" states (if there are more in the south besides Texas) from the "soda" states.
I guess my sarcasm detector is broke, either that or you harbor ill will for really strange reasons.
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post #24 of 154
9/20/07 at 4:20pm
Perhaps reeducation camps for the "pop" states.
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post #25 of 154
9/20/07 at 4:22pm
Thread Starter 
Whole lotta wrong people in this thread.
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post #26 of 154
9/20/07 at 4:25pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Whole lotta wrong people in this thread.
Just wait until after the camp.
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post #27 of 154
9/20/07 at 4:45pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny
Pepsi tastes like clown ejaculate.
I thought that was Faygo, aka Juggalo Bukkake.
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post #28 of 154
9/20/07 at 4:48pm
Faygo, a soda on par with Shasta in how much one carbonated beverage can taste like ass.
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post #29 of 154
9/20/07 at 4:49pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Whole lotta wrong people in this thread.
You mean the people that call it pop, right? 'Cause that's who's wrong around here. Commies, weirdos, and rednecks, all of 'em.
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post #30 of 154
9/20/07 at 4:58pm
Pop...Soda. What the hell is wrong with all you good people? Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke. What kind of Coke do you want...Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, Coke?

Next thing I know you'll start saying that you can order ice tea without having to differentiate between Sweet and Unsweet. Sacrilege!
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post #31 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:02pm
Calling all sodas "Coke", now that's taser-worthy.
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post #32 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:02pm
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Originally Posted by JudgeSmails
Pop...Soda. What the hell is wrong with all you good people? Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke. What kind of Coke do you want...Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, Coke?

Next thing I know you'll start saying that you can order ice tea without having to differentiate between Sweet and Unsweet. Sacrilege!
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post #33 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:05pm
Thread Starter 
I think it's only the toothless yokels in the South who care about Sweet Tea. Truly a despicable swill on par with Coke products. It makes sense Coke is based in Atlanta.

Pepsi is the pop of choice for all right-thinking humans.
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post #34 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:09pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Pepsi is the pop of choice for all right-thinking humans.
Truer words have never appeared on these boards.
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post #35 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:10pm
People who say pop are kiddie-touchers who never send their poor mothers a card on her birthday.
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post #36 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:11pm
I'm going to start calling all hamburgers Big Macs and all candy bars Snickers, because I have an inability to distinguish any other types of such things from them.
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post #37 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:13pm
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Originally Posted by Jcassady
Calling all sodas "Coke", now that's taser-worthy.
Bring on your taser. The glorious Coke running through my body will defeat any electrical attack. You know who drinks Pepsi? Guys who say, "Don't tase me bro!"

There's a reason Pepsi is so popular in post-Soviet Block countries. They're use to drinking swill and we all know only Communists drink Pepsi.
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post #38 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:14pm
I can't hear or say "pop" without immediately channelling my upstate-New York relations, who not only insist on using the word but turning it into "pap."

"Mom, Tommy left the top off the pop bottle!" becomes "Mam, Tammy left the tap aff the pap battle!"
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post #39 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:16pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Pepsi is the pop of choice for all right-thinking humans.
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Originally Posted by JCassady
Truer words have never appeared on these boards.
I feel bad for you both. Truly I do, but, even as we speak, satellites have commenced the sterilization process and are firing concentrated doses of radiation into your loins.
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post #40 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:16pm
You know the story of how Prometheus stole fire from the gods to bring to mortals? Pepsi is like that, except it was ball-sweat.
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post #41 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:17pm
Gods have ball-sweat? I never knew that!
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post #42 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:20pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Gods have ball-sweat? I never knew that!
Yes, but nothing makes their balls sweat. They do it by an act of sheer will alone.
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post #43 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:21pm
Could God make his balls so hot that they would sweat uncontrollably?
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post #44 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:24pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
I'm going to start calling all hamburgers Big Macs and all candy bars Snickers, because I have an inability to distinguish any other types of such things from them.
We can distinguish between the types just fine. I'll paint a picture for you. My buddy goes into the store to buy himself a drink and says "hey you wanna coke?" I say "yeah a coke sounds good, get me a <insert namebrand of your favorite coke here.>"

It's no different than if he had offered to get me a burger at McDonalds and I said "sure, get me a Big Mac." A Big Mac is a hamburger and to me coke is what you weirdos call pop or soda. If you can't agree with that then you're probably a yank or a commie.
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post #45 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:25pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky
Could God make his balls so hot that they would sweat uncontrollably?
Ever been to Houston or the Florida panhandle? Perpetual humidity = Uncontrollable God ball sweat.
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post #46 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:27pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
I'm going to start calling all hamburgers Big Macs and all candy bars Snickers, because I have an inability to distinguish any other types of such things from them.
And all tissue paper Kleenex and all wireless technology Bluetooth and all mp3 players iPods.
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post #47 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:27pm
And yet no one stands up for RC Cola. This is why we will never have more than a two-party system.
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post #48 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:29pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
You mean the people that call it pop, right? 'Cause that's who's wrong around here. Commies, weirdos, and rednecks, all of 'em.
So, should we call it, "Carbonated syrup water?"


Where I'm from we called it poison.

Choose your poison...
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post #49 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:30pm
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
We can distinguish between the types just fine. I'll paint a picture for you. My buddy goes into the store to buy himself a drink and says "hey you wanna coke?" I say "yeah a coke sounds good, get me a <insert namebrand of your favorite coke here.>"

It's no different than if he had offered to get me a burger at McDonalds and I said "sure, get me a Big Mac." A Big Mac is a hamburger and to me coke is what you weirdos call pop or soda. If you can't agree with that then you're probably a yank or a commie.
Yeah, but what happens if you want an actual Coke? Are you perpetually engaged in "Who's On First" esque beverage back-and-forths?

Abbott: "You wanna coke?"
B_MetalSucks: "Yeah, a coke sounds good, get me a coke."
Abbott: "Right, what kind?"
B_MetalSucks: "A COKE!"
Abbott: "Say, brainless, what's wrong with you?"
B_MetalSucks: "A COKE! A COKE! With a capital C!"
Abbott: "Hi-C? That's not coke!"

And so on and so forth...
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post #50 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:31pm
But DrPepper is its own beverage. So it isn't a two-party system. That and RC cola ain't all that great either.
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