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post #51 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:32pm
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Originally Posted by JudgeSmails
Pop...Soda. What the hell is wrong with all you good people? Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke. What kind of Coke do you want...Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, Coke?

Next thing I know you'll start saying that you can order ice tea without having to differentiate between Sweet and Unsweet. Sacrilege!
Didn't you list Combos as your favorite food?
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post #52 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:35pm
People who drink Pepsi have tiny penises and loose vaginas.

I mean that. They have both.
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post #53 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:35pm
I'm just upset that the US hasn't gotten Future Cola yet.



Edited to add this picture of the Chinese name for it:

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post #54 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:37pm
Thread Starter 
If Pepsi is ball-sweat of the Gods, you may as well call me the Holy Teabaggee.
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post #55 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:39pm
CARBONATED DRANK.
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post #56 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:42pm
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Originally Posted by stump
Didn't you list Combos as your favorite food?
A favorite. And yes I did. Speaking of which, Combos + Coke = delicious.

I've figured out a better advancement in pop* technology over the self-cooling bottle...a bottle that turns Pepsi into Coke.
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post #57 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:42pm
Drinking God's ball sweat makes drinking from the holy grail look like sipping drainwater from a state park urinal in July. God's balls are the ultimate fountain of youth- that is, if they even exist.
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post #58 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:43pm
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Originally Posted by dontEATnachos
I'm just upset that the US hasn't gotten Future Cola yet.
Why is the "O" in Cola weeping blood?
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post #59 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:44pm
"Tingle Juice"
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post #60 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:44pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
Why is the "O" in Cola weeping blood?
The future is a dark, dark place.
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post #61 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:45pm
Everyone knows that Coke is flavored with the souls of murdered cats. Enjoy your Feline Holocaust, Coke enthusiasts.
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post #62 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:49pm
As I'm a Dr. Pepper man, your Coke vs. Pepsi War makes me laugh.

After the War, I will be robbing your corpses for vending machine change.
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post #63 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:49pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
Why is the "O" in Cola weeping blood?
Communist propaganda?

I personally like the tag line on the can: Future will be better. It's not that Future is better it's just that at some point it may be better?

Also, the best part is that the name in Chinese 'feichang' doesn't even mean future. It means 'unusually' or 'exceptionally.'
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post #64 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:50pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
Yeah, but what happens if you want an actual Coke? Are you perpetually engaged in "Who's On First" esque beverage back-and-forths?

Abbott: "You wanna coke?"
B_MetalSucks: "Yeah, a coke sounds good, get me a coke."
Abbott: "Right, what kind?"
B_MetalSucks: "A COKE!"
Abbott: "Say, brainless, what's wrong with you?"
B_MetalSucks: "A COKE! A COKE! With a capital C!"
Abbott: "Hi-C? That's not coke!"

And so on and so forth...
What would happen is the following.....

Abbott: "you wanna coke?"
B_MetalSucks: "Yeah, a coke sounds good"
Abbott: "Right, what kind?"
B_MetalSucks: "A Coca-Cola"
Abbott: "Sure thing, bottle or can?"
B_MetalSucks: "Bottle."
Abbott: "Be right back"
B_MetalSucks: "Are you going to get the cokes or not?"
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post #65 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:53pm
Thread Starter 
Noboby calls Coke "Coca-Cola". That's completely ridiculous.

Wait, maybe Singer calls it Coca-Cola because he was around when it debuted.
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post #66 of 154
9/20/07 at 5:56pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
Noboby calls Coke "Coca-Cola". That's completely ridiculous.

Wait, maybe Singer calls it Coca-Cola because he was around when it debuted.
Just because some of you fucks are just so lazy that you can't call it what it is doesn't mean I am.
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post #67 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:00pm
Can we all agree that B_Metal has no place in modern society, and should be banished to some kind of island or underground dwelling?
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post #68 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:03pm
Singer drank it when they actually had cocaine in Coca-Cola. It's too pansy to drink now.
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post #69 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:04pm
When I was a kid in NJ, it was soda. SODA. Soda in NJ, capisce?. And if you called it "pop" while in The Garden State, we knew plenty of places to hide your fucking body.
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post #70 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:04pm
Well, I'm a Diet Dr Pepper man meself, but when someone says that Pepsi is better than Coke it's like saying Uwe Boll is better than Hitchcock, so I gotta wade into the fray. But at least I have an onion on my belt...
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post #71 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:06pm
While I appreciate the regional differences between "pop", "soda", "coke", I prefer to call it THE NECTAR OF THE GODS.
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post #72 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:07pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny
As I'm a Dr. Pepper man, your Coke vs. Pepsi War makes me laugh.

After the War, I will be robbing your corpses for vending machine change.
As the Switzerland of Soda, I imagine your vending machine are safe, correct?
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post #73 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:08pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
When I was a kid in NJ, it was soda. SODA. Soda in NJ, capisce?. And if you called it "pop" while in The Garden State, we knew plenty of places to hide your fucking body.
Well I'm sure the only time they use the word "pop" around there is when they're soon going to be hiding a body.
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post #74 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:10pm
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
But at least I have an onion on my belt...
Please explain.
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post #75 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:11pm
Kneel before
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post #76 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:12pm
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
Just because some of you fucks are just so lazy that you can't call it what it is doesn't mean I am.
Says the man who can't be bothered to differentiate between a particular brand of cola and every other soft drink on the market.
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post #77 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:13pm
No no no... see, Coke is Europe, Pepsi is the Axis. Then, Pepsi will cross the line and the US of DP will invade your beaches and take all the fuckers out. Then we'll crush you economically, until Al Fanta crashes their planes into the Pepper Trade Center.

Okay, that went too far.
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post #78 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:13pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
Can we all agree that B_Metal has no place in modern society, and should be banished to some kind of island or underground dwelling?
It's merely a Southern colloquialism, nothing to get upset about. It's not like he's the only one who does it.

For me, that was something I stopped doing years ago, but the fact is that it's common enough that I learned to do that when I was growing up.
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post #79 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:15pm
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
But at least I have an onion on my belt...
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Originally Posted by stump
Please explain.
As was the fashion at the time.
It's Simpsons. Good Simpsons.
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post #80 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:21pm
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
Well, But at least I have an onion on my belt...
Wasn't that the time also when Nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them and you'd say "Give me five beees for a quarter."?

And can't we agree that Moxie is the Ron Paul of sodas. It has this insanly devoted fan base that consists of .00000000001 of the US population?

And also, you must spread some reputation around before giving it to Nordling again.
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post #81 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:21pm
You hate freedom if you like Coca-Cola. The terrorists win if you win drink it.
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post #82 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:22pm
Would Orgina be considered the Mangiot Line in the WW2 of sodas?
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post #83 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:24pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Would Orgina be considered the Mangiot Line in the WW2 of sodas?
Are you saying Orangina is for pussies?
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post #84 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:25pm
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
But at least I have an onion on my belt...
I always thought onions were called Freedom Orbs back then (on account of onions being associated with the English).
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post #85 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:27pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
Says the man who can't be bothered to differentiate between a particular brand of cola and every other soft drink on the market.
Do you say "Hey let's go get a burger" or "Hey let's go get a Big Mac," in casual conversation? It's not like I refuse to call "sprite" sprite. It's used the same way others use "pop" or "soda."
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post #86 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:28pm
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Originally Posted by stump
Are you saying Orangina is for pussies?
Actually I should retract that. I remember The Transporter drinking Orangina. I was trying to figure it's place relation to the other sodas. I figure I'd go for the standard French steroytype unless I get better ideas.
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post #87 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:32pm
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
Do you say "Hey let's go get a burger" or "Hey let's go get a Big Mac," in casual conversation? It's not like I refuse to call "sprite" sprite. It's used the same way others use "pop" or "soda."
I have one final question: On certain occasions, I might refer to, say, Sprite as Sprite soda. Would you refer to it as Sprite Coke?
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post #88 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:36pm
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
Do you say "Hey let's go get a burger" or "Hey let's go get a Big Mac," in casual conversation? It's not like I refuse to call "sprite" sprite. It's used the same way others use "pop" or "soda."
It usually goes:

"You want to grab a burger"

"Sure, where?"

"I don't know, fucking Wendy's? I want to see if I can take all six strips of bacon from the Baconator inside me."

"Sure, whatever, freakshow."

Also Faygo is HQ'ed in Detroit and for anyone who's see the bottling plant, it's a perfect fit.
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post #89 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:43pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
I have one final question: On certain occasions, I might refer to, say, Sprite as Sprite soda. Would you refer to it as Sprite Coke?
Nope, just Sprite. Unless it's the only coke we have in the house, then I might ask my wife to fix me a coke,
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post #90 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:44pm
You must spread some reputation around...

This goes for the most recent posts of JCassady and B_Metal.
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post #91 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:48pm
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Originally Posted by Supremo
Diet Coke tastes like the urine of the unwashed masses.
I'd have to say that goes for all diet soda. Actually it isn't quite that revolting. More like dog spit.

I'm backing "soda" and Coke in this debate. Pepsi is OK sometimes though.

Is it possible to get Coke in the US with cane sugar?
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post #92 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:51pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Wood
Is it possible to get Coke in the US with cane sugar?
There was a thread a while back with links to different sites with Cane Sugar cokes for sale. If I find the thread I'll put the links back up.
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post #93 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:53pm
Yeah, you're thinking of Mexican Coke. The coke that comes in glass bottles that is made with cane sugar and not corn syrup. I know that they're sold off of lunch trucks and small shops having them.
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post #94 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:56pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
I have one final question: On certain occasions, I might refer to, say, Sprite as Sprite soda. Would you refer to it as Sprite Coke?
Nobody calls Sprite "Sprite". Sprite is 7-Up.
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post #95 of 154
9/20/07 at 6:59pm
Sweet Jesus!! It's All Meaningless! You Monsters!! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
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post #96 of 154
9/20/07 at 7:02pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Yeah, you're thinking of Mexican Coke. The coke that comes in glass bottles that is made with cane sugar and not corn syrup. I know that they're sold off of lunch trucks and small shops having them.
Yeah Coca-Cola made with cane sugar and out of a glass bottle actually tastes like Coca-Cola, not syrup.
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post #97 of 154
9/20/07 at 7:03pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Yeah, you're thinking of Mexican Coke. The coke that comes in glass bottles that is made with cane sugar and not corn syrup. I know that they're sold off of lunch trucks and small shops having them.
And in front of Home Depot. Oh wait...

The bottles it comes in are kinda odd.
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post #98 of 154
9/20/07 at 7:06pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Minsky
Nobody calls Sprite "Sprite". Sprite is 7-Up.
This is true.
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post #99 of 154
9/20/07 at 7:07pm
Mexican Coke usually comes in a much taller bottle. I'd have that shit shipped to me if it wasn't going to cost me a fortune.
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post #100 of 154
9/20/07 at 7:10pm
I had a whiskey and Coke (okay, two) at the inn DaveB and I stayed at on our honeymoon in Ireland. Best whiskey and Coke ever. Know why? Cane sugar. The rest of the planet gets it right and we get failuresoda.*

Boy, was I drunk. Drove the rental car around the parking lot because the steering wheel was all funny. On the wrong side funny! WOO!


* Not failurepop, you child-molesting, mother-hating, inbred, pinko freakshows!
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