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post #51 of 77
9/20/07 at 9:11pm
Ya know from that distance in the poster. Funk looks kind of like this a-hole co-worker I know of at the office.
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post #52 of 77
9/20/07 at 9:11pm
It's the WB crotch, isn't it?
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post #53 of 77
9/20/07 at 9:12pm
http://www.iamfabfunk.com/ ...still available!
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post #54 of 77
9/20/07 at 9:33pm
I just scheduled an interview with Cronenberg. (For 8 fucking AM Sunday morning!)

I'm trying to decide if I even want to bring this up, if I can stretch it past the 15 minutes I've been alotted.

EDIT: In reality, there's no way I'd waste time on this. I drew up a prelim list of questions in about five minutes that would easily require an hour to go through. All more interesting than this.
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post #55 of 77
9/20/07 at 10:00pm
You should however ask him what he thinks about Belladonna's retirement.
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post #56 of 77
9/21/07 at 5:57am
It's impossible to marvel at the inclusion of flapping balls in a movie and not be gay. IMPOSSIBLE.
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post #57 of 77
9/21/07 at 12:03pm
http://www.kino-govno.com/trailers/3432t.jpg
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post #58 of 77
9/21/07 at 2:53pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark
Run, David! RUUUUUUN!
Fuck. Now I have to go burn my shirt. And every GL book I own. Fuck.
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post #59 of 77
9/21/07 at 2:56pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
Fucked. And that is why he didn't write the review for this site.
Nick, are you intimating there are reviews you would run from fab?
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post #60 of 77
9/21/07 at 3:55pm
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Originally Posted by scsotdc
Fuck. Now I have to go burn my shirt. And every GL book I own. Fuck.
Imagine how Cronenberg must feel after having to burn that jacket, receive a series of injections, and a de-lousing bath.
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post #61 of 77
9/21/07 at 4:05pm
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~
Imagine how Cronenberg must feel after having to burn that jacket, receive a series of injections, and a de-lousing bath.
They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and...that's when you know it's for real. You've been fabfunked.
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post #62 of 77
9/21/07 at 10:39pm
Nevermind.
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post #63 of 77
9/22/07 at 6:59am
This is probably the most entertaining CHUD/Cronenberg related news I've heard...ever. I just wish it didn't make me feel so ashamed.
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post #64 of 77
9/22/07 at 7:06am
I realise how much time you've got with the guy Russ, but it would be good to point out to Cronenberg that the guy obsessed with balls was the same guy who thought a good response to A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE was beating up a Hasidic Jew in a parking lot.
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post #65 of 77
9/22/07 at 7:15am
If I actually believed that story, it might be worth telling.
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post #66 of 77
9/22/07 at 7:17am
It's even funnier that way, I think - fabfunk comes out of a penetrating pscyhological movie about the lingering effects of violence, hops on the 'net, and tries to up his cred by loudly talking about the imaginary Jew he beat up for talking during the movie. I'm astonished that the man tries to pass himself off as a serious film fan sometimes.
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post #67 of 77
9/22/07 at 12:06pm
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
This is probably the most entertaining CHUD/Cronenberg related news I've heard...ever. I just wish it didn't make me feel so ashamed.
What are you ashamed for? he didn't write the offending review in connection w/ CHUD. . .
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post #68 of 77
9/22/07 at 12:43pm
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Originally Posted by Ian Challis
I'm astonished that the man tries to pass himself off as an actual human being sometimes.
Fixed.
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post #69 of 77
9/22/07 at 1:08pm
Kind of an honor, actually. You know you're all jealous, anyway.
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post #70 of 77
9/22/07 at 1:19pm
Everyone knew that was coming, but still: LULZ
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post #71 of 77
9/22/07 at 1:19pm
You live in a cloud of self-deception.
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post #72 of 77
9/22/07 at 8:47pm
Many of you should actually be jealous of fabfunk:

1. He pals around with top directors.

2. He's mastered the art of conversing on the internet without resorting to weird, creepy, faintly depressing pathological bullying.

3. He has seen Viggo's swirling erotic nuts earlier than the rest of us.
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post #73 of 77
9/22/07 at 9:19pm
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney
Many of you should actually be jealous of fabfunk:



2. He's mastered the art of conversing on the internet without resorting to weird, creepy, faintly depressing pathological bullying.
Come now Paul, that there is the cornerstone of the Internet. If the anonymity of the Internet didn't allow ordinarily meek people to become complete dicks then we'd all have to do something vaguely productive, like talk about movies.
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post #74 of 77
9/23/07 at 1:17pm
This thread has me amused.
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post #75 of 77
9/23/07 at 7:05pm
I am the only one in fear of Cronenberg actually finding these forums? I have no problem with the Viggo's scrotum on the big screen, but if Diva's ass inspires Cronenberg, we're screwed.
I can also say that in these weeks, Chud has presented me with horse sex documentaries, justice dep. pedophiles, morbidly fat people among other things, but this still is the creepiest thing so far.
Interestingly, we saw "The brood" on film class last monday...Croneberg creeped me, but he got creeped himself later. Weird.
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post #76 of 77
9/24/07 at 5:21am
Thread Starter 
I get the feeling the only thing these forums would inspire in Cronenberg would be a round of heavy drinking.
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post #77 of 77
9/24/07 at 5:23am
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall
If the anonymity of the Internet didn't allow ordinarily meek people to become complete dicks then we'd all have to do something vaguely productive, like talk about movies.
Like Moonraker.
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