Step One: Through bewildering incompetence and swaggering arrogance, lose virtually all of your administration's credibility concerning the ridiculous war you've engaged in.
Step Two: After countless blunders, concoct a "surge" scheme that not only buys you time to create excuses, but also has a built-in vagueness about how its success can be measured.
Step Three: Groom a leading military commander to A: look as if he's using real concrete non-political military data in his analysis, and B: paint him as being somehow completely outside your administration's influence.
Step Four: Pray that some liberal or Democratic organization will call you on your bullshit, so you can accuse them of "treasonous slandering of our brave men and women in uniform".
Step Five: Have one of your stooges in the Senate introduce a bill condemning the liberal organization, and have roughly half of the Democratic Senators support you.
Step Six: Cackle gleefully about "stickin' it to those libtards" while your bloody war drones endlessly on and on...
Step Two: After countless blunders, concoct a "surge" scheme that not only buys you time to create excuses, but also has a built-in vagueness about how its success can be measured.
Step Three: Groom a leading military commander to A: look as if he's using real concrete non-political military data in his analysis, and B: paint him as being somehow completely outside your administration's influence.
Step Four: Pray that some liberal or Democratic organization will call you on your bullshit, so you can accuse them of "treasonous slandering of our brave men and women in uniform".
Step Five: Have one of your stooges in the Senate introduce a bill condemning the liberal organization, and have roughly half of the Democratic Senators support you.
Step Six: Cackle gleefully about "stickin' it to those libtards" while your bloody war drones endlessly on and on...



