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post #1 of 19
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From Reuters:

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.

The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.

The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported.
post #2 of 19
He rode a fucking motorcycle to the hospital? Jesus fuck.
post #3 of 19
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper
He rode a fucking motorcycle to the hospital? Jesus fuck.
Now THAT is badass.
post #4 of 19
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
Now THAT is badass.
Especially that he probably carried his penis along the way. And not freak out.
post #5 of 19
This is EXACTLY why I don't tell my wives about one another.
post #6 of 19
"It's simple baby, the next time I'm fucking my younger, more attractive wife, I want you to take notes on how you can....thanks honey, but I'm not hungry....what are you MY PEEEEEEEEENIIIIIISSSSS!!!!"
post #7 of 19
Only 11 stitches to reattach the penis? Must have been significant shrinkage.
post #8 of 19
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage
Especially that he probably carried his penis along the way. And not freak out.
Maybe it rode "sidecar".
post #9 of 19
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper
He rode a fucking motorcycle to the hospital? Jesus fuck.
Charter member: Hell's Eunuchs.
post #10 of 19
The worst part is you can't show your buddies the scar.
post #11 of 19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

This story made me think of this song.
post #12 of 19
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Maybe it rode "sidecar".
Or he rode "side-saddle".
post #13 of 19
As far as I know Thialand is still the leader for penis re-attachment.

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COMPERE: As the saying goes, necessity is the mother of invention, and nowhere more so than in Thailand where an international reputation has been built on the fine art of penis re-attachment. Twenty years ago, the crime of penicide came to public attention in Thailand with the report of an angry wife cutting off the penis of her philandering husband and feeding it to her ducks. It's an act that has now become widespread among Thai women seeking revenge against their unfaithful partners.
http://www.abc.net.au/am/stories/s109598.htm
post #14 of 19
So, stay the fuck away from Thailand. Important safety tip, thanks eenin.
post #15 of 19
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The man later complained to police...
"Yes, I'd like to file a complaint."
"What's your grievance?"
"My wife cut my penis off."
post #16 of 19
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Originally Posted by rabigjb
Only 11 stitches to reattach the penis? Must have been significant shrinkage.
Would you rather they have used staples?
post #17 of 19
Straddling a hawg to get your pig in the blanket reattached is not nearly as awesome as not even realizing you lost your leg.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapc...an.biker.reut/
post #18 of 19
Holy crap. Obviously not someone who uses the rear brake all that often.
post #19 of 19
What's weird is he compared her favorably.
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