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Fallin' off the human bone

post #1 of 36
Thread Starter 
This is somewhat disturbing:

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Man finds human leg in smoker

MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked inside first.

Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above the knee.

The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.

The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery “for religious reasons” she doesn’t know much about.

“The rest of the family was very much against it,” Steele said.

Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about 35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg, police said.
post #2 of 36
Anyone else dying to find out what religion this is?
post #3 of 36
So, why didn't he bronze it and hang it off his rearview mirror?
post #4 of 36
Anyone else dying to find out if he'll ever use the smoker to make food that he'll actually eat after this discovery?
post #5 of 36
Anyone else dying to find out what leg jerky tastes like?
post #6 of 36
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Originally Posted by englebert
Anyone else dying to find out what leg jerky tastes like?
It probably tastes like beggin' strips.
post #7 of 36
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Originally Posted by englebert
Anyone else dying to find out what leg jerky tastes like?
Tastes like chicken.
post #8 of 36
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Originally Posted by englebert
Anyone else dying to find out what leg jerky tastes like?
Probably tastes like veal.


Which is calf, you see.


Calf, as in leg.


And also calf as in baby cow.


Which is what veal is.


Baby cow.


So the calf that is leg probably tastes like the calf that is cow.


In other words, veal.




Um, yeah.


: sidles slowly toward stage exit :
post #9 of 36
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Originally Posted by Tieman
Anyone else dying to find out if he'll ever use the smoker to make food that he'll actually eat after this discovery?
If he did, I imagine he would always be asked. "Ya know there's something special to the taste of these ribs. I can't quite put my finger on it. Just what is the secret to these delcious ribs?"
post #10 of 36
Obviosuly he didn't truly k-need it.
post #11 of 36
If he became a professional BBQer he'd have a "leg up" on the competition.
post #12 of 36
I'm a little disappointed that this didn't turn into a new premise for a CSI/Cold case/etc episode. For some reason when people find body parts, I assume foul play.
post #13 of 36
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Originally Posted by Tieman
Anyone else dying to find out if he'll ever use the smoker to make food that he'll actually eat after this discovery?
Meat's meat and a man's gotta eat.
post #14 of 36
Thread Starter 
I also wonder if this would have any effect on the great North Carolina v. Texas BBQ debate?
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post #16 of 36
Shh, Collins. Punning...
post #17 of 36
I bet their BBQ will have a kick to it.
post #18 of 36
Emeril wants this guy to be a guest to help kick it up a notch.

*EDIT* Fuck you, billy.
post #19 of 36
The man's religion, huh? I gotta get me one of the brochures for that one.
post #20 of 36
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
The man's religion, huh? I gotta get me one of the brochures for that one.
Don't bother. It's illegal.
post #21 of 36
That's one bizarre headline.
post #22 of 36
"Hello - I'd like my lucky human's foot back, please."
post #23 of 36
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Originally Posted by Andrew Collins
post #24 of 36
You tell 'em.
post #25 of 36
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The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery “for religious reasons” she doesn’t know much about.
I think Peg's pulling my leg if I'm expected to buy this.

Peg... leg...

Pegleg!



That's a joke, son! You missed it! Went over your head! NOGGIN, that is!
post #26 of 36
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her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash
Any landing you can hop away from...
post #27 of 36
This was featured as the News of the Weird segment at the end of my local newscast tonight. The guy said he was thinking of making the smoker a tourist attraction and charging people to look at it.
post #28 of 36
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Originally Posted by scsotdc
This was featured as the News of the Weird segment at the end of my local newscast tonight. The guy said he was thinking of making the smoker a tourist attraction and charging people to look at it.
How much would he charge? An arm and a leg?

(rimshot)
post #29 of 36
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Originally Posted by Timothy225
How much would he charge? An arm and a leg?

(rimshot)
I did play the reporter in Who's on First in HS drama class.
post #30 of 36
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Originally Posted by scsotdc
I did play the reporter in Who's on First in HS drama class.
Beats me. I once played "Guest #3" in my grade school production of "The Nutcracker". I also worked on... props.
post #31 of 36
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by scsotdc
This was featured as the News of the Weird segment at the end of my local newscast tonight. The guy said he was thinking of making the smoker a tourist attraction and charging people to look at it.
And thus a new piece of roadside Americana was born. Huzzah!
post #32 of 36
UPDATE!!!1

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MAIDEN, N.C. -- A man who stored his severed leg in a barbecue smoker that was later auctioned off is locked in a custody dispute with the man who found it.
John Wood's leg was amputated near the knee after a 2004 airplane crash. He asked doctors to give it to him so he could be buried as a whole man when he died.

The limb, which Wood had kept in the smoker at a storage facility after he lost his home, was bought by Shannon Whisnant last Tuesday in an auction of items from units that were behind on rent.
Whisnant initially gave it to police, who subsequently turned it over to a funeral home when it became clear it was not the result of foul play.

But Whisnant, who put a sign on the empty smoker charging adults $3 and children $1 for a look, wants it back.
"He's making a freak show out of it," Wood, of Greenville, S.C., told The Charlotte Observer. "He wants to put money in his pocket with this thing."

Whisnant tried unsuccessfully to get the leg from the funeral home. He has consulted with a lawyer and decided his best move was to persuade Wood to share custody and profits.
"It's a strange incident and Halloween's just around the corner," Whisnant said. "The price will be going up if I get (a stake in) the leg."

Wood, who is heading to Maiden to pick up his leg, said the two men can meet, but he is not interested in using the leg to make money.
"I just think it's despicable," he said. "I don't mind having the 15 minutes of fame, but I'm not looking to really profit off this thing."
post #33 of 36
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess Shannon's a bit of a leg man.
post #34 of 36
The game's afoot.
post #35 of 36
"It's a strange incident and Halloween's just around the corner," Whisnant said. "The price will be going up if I get (a stake in) the leg."

...vampire leg??
post #36 of 36
That could explain why it was in the smoker; maybe they were trying to burn it at the steak.
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