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post #51 of 87
9/28/07 at 3:59pm
They're harmless by this point.
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post #52 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:17pm
"I Am Woman", the new smash hit by Aussie singing sensation Helen Reddy.

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post #53 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:19pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
"I Am Woman", the new smash hit by Aussie singing sensation Helen Reddy.
Despite that song's claims, I've never heard a woman roar.

So....what the fuck, Helen Reddy?
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post #54 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:20pm
"What the Fuck, Helen Reddy?" is her follow up hit in which she name-checks herself.
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post #55 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:22pm
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Originally Posted by Cow Puncher
Despite that song's claims, I've never heard a woman roar.
Oh, dear. You're totally doing it wrong, then. I'm sure you're learning, though.
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post #56 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:22pm
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Originally Posted by Cow Puncher
Despite that song's claims, I've never heard a woman roar.
Then you aint doing it right!

eta: Damnit!
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post #57 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:23pm
HA! By mere seconds!! So many people around here are going to owe me Cokes!
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post #58 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:24pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Oh, dear. You're totally doing it wrong, then. I'm sure you're learning, though.
Yeah, it's mostly just dissapointed sighs and the occasional whimpering.
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post #59 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:25pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
They're harmless by this point.
Do you mean Chuddies, "SP motherfuckers," or witch hunts?

Because, harmless or not, witch hunts are at least pleasant diversions.
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post #60 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:25pm
Phooey! Don't you get to punch me in the arm or sumthin like that?
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post #61 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:27pm
No, but I do get to try and give you rep only to be told that -

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jay f again.
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post #62 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:27pm
Witch Hunts harmless? Just ask JWFokker how harmless they are.
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post #63 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:28pm
I got the same message when I tried to give you Rep Coke.
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post #64 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:30pm
Racism and eugenics aside, witch hunts were a great way to cull the population of independent-minded women who didn't toe the line.
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post #65 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:34pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Racism and eugenics aside, witch hunts were a great way to cull the population of independent-minded women who didn't toe the line.
I once had a theory that the Salem Witch Trials were really just a bunch of nerds burning girls who wouldn't date them.

This theory was not very popular in academic circles. I was quickly labeled a rogue historian and blacklisted from the colleges worldwide.
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post #66 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:34pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Racism and eugenics aside, witch hunts were a great way to cull the population of independent-minded women who didn't toe the line.
Now that you mention it, my crops have turned poorly and the goats' milk is sour since you started posting more often.
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post #67 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:36pm
Back the fuck off, lest you want to find yourself riding through town naked astride a demon mare at one o'clock in the morning on a Sabbath in February. The Green Man and I are like this!
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post #68 of 87
9/28/07 at 4:41pm
Is this how librarians talk these days? No wonder this world is going to hell in a handbasket.
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post #69 of 87
9/28/07 at 5:27pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Racism and eugenics aside, witch hunts were a great way to cull the population of independent-minded women who didn't toe the line.
Damn it, MissZooey, I have to go on a rep binge before you get some more.
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post #70 of 87
9/28/07 at 5:32pm
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Back the fuck off, lest you want to find yourself riding through town naked astride a demon mare at one o'clock in the morning on a Sabbath in February. The Green Man and I are like this!
"Stay clear of toadstool rings and willow trees, and old oaks... and MissZooey's Evil Eye."
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post #71 of 87
9/28/07 at 6:08pm
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Originally Posted by Cow Puncher
I once had a theory that the Salem Witch Trials were really just a bunch of nerds burning girls who wouldn't date them.
And I can't even rep you! I'm sitting here giggling at the thought of countless asthma inhalers drowning out the crackling of the flames...
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post #72 of 87
9/28/07 at 6:10pm
Anybody remember the SNL skit where Shannon Doherty was being tried in Salem for bitchcraft? Phil Hartman was the judge, and I believe he had her burned at the stake.
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post #73 of 87
9/28/07 at 6:26pm
No, but I've got $5 that says duke_fleed is.
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post #74 of 87
9/28/07 at 6:46pm
CHUDités are diced mutants soaked in a vinaigrette. CHUDites are what Chewers could have been called.
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post #75 of 87
9/28/07 at 11:32pm
Fucking hell guys, stay on topic. I don't think jack_rabbit expected all this unfunny fucking around when he started up the thread. He wanted hard-hitting discussion and debate. He simply wanted to get down to the raw issues.
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post #76 of 87
9/29/07 at 9:16am
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Back the fuck off, lest you want to find yourself riding through town naked astride a demon mare at one o'clock in the morning on a Sabbath in February. The Green Man and I are like this!
Name dropper.
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post #77 of 87
9/29/07 at 9:47am
Wait, I thought we were Cud Chewers. This isn't the online community for cow enthusiasts?
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post #78 of 87
9/29/07 at 11:51am
Chuditis....inflammation of the chud.

So...that was unique and witty, right? I'm in the club? What's the secret handshake. And why are there girls here?
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post #79 of 87
9/29/07 at 11:56am
Wilkinchud: The Chud version of Tom Wilkinson

Just trying to add to the pile folks.
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post #80 of 87
9/29/07 at 12:00pm
What was wrong with Hockenchud?*






*this happens a lot once you get up to a pack of smokes a day
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post #81 of 87
9/29/07 at 12:03pm
AH good point there Teledork, I admit to not thinking of that one. I would've also accepted Chuden or EdChud.
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post #82 of 87
9/29/07 at 12:05pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
I would've also accepted Chuden .
Germans beat us to it, dude.
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post #83 of 87
9/29/07 at 12:09pm
Dammit.
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post #84 of 87
9/29/07 at 4:08pm
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Originally Posted by Phil!
Chew-de-tay.
Is that the translation of 'Carpe Devin'?
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post #85 of 87
10/5/07 at 9:04am
Thread Starter 
Woah, this thread spiralled into madness and beyond. I did not intend that. And yes, I'm an asshole newbie. Nice to meet you. Sorry if I got spit on your shoes.
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post #86 of 87
10/10/07 at 2:12am
Someone should ask Master Shake about this right away. I'm serious. He loves it.
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post #87 of 87
10/10/07 at 5:02am
If you type CHUDite into Google you get completely unintelligible responses, and at the second to last hit on the first page, this thread. Which coincidentally makes as much sense as the third to last hit which reads: "a ako se chudite shto taka...shtoto se nasybraha mnogo shibani hateri beden mi e rechnika s psuvnite prosto za koeto izkliuchitelno syjalqvam ma$#%#%$@^"
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