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post #1 of 71
9/30/07 at 6:20pm
Thread Starter 
Seeing as how both Justin Long and Shia TheBeef have claimed to be fans of CHUD, I wondered if we got our own little secret "Walter B" situation.

So, what Chewer might be a celeb in disguise and what celeb would they be?

My vote's for Richard Dickson being... Chris Klein! Why? Because, well, WOULDN'T THAT BE FUCKED UP?

P.S. I thought up this thread 'cause I figured some fun can come from it... we can have fun here, right? Yes? No? Yes? Devin?
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post #2 of 71
9/30/07 at 6:42pm
We all know who Ripoli is. 'Cause nobody, and I mean nobody, likes Jeff Goldblum that much.

I'm gonna guess Darkmite is Larry Cohen trying to see what's hot with the kids these days while espousing his own tastes, while Moltisanti is none other than a schizophrenic alter-ego for Lars Von Trier.
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post #3 of 71
9/30/07 at 6:44pm
Duke Fleed is Gene Shalit.
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post #4 of 71
9/30/07 at 6:46pm
who's walterB
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post #5 of 71
9/30/07 at 7:06pm
Swedish Miyagi once tried to tell me that he actually is Martin Kove. Is it true? I have no idea. But it does make him even more hilarious if it is.
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post #6 of 71
9/30/07 at 7:07pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gen. Bulldog 54
who's walterB
MaFuckinClane.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormin
...while Moltisanti is none other than a schizophrenic alter-ego for Lars Von Trier.
I've seen him with that avatar for so long than I can't visualize him as anybody who isn't Walton Goggins.

Shane Vendrell is the house (and bangin' a hooker on the table)!

Edited: To avoid double-posting.
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post #7 of 71
9/30/07 at 7:11pm
Yeah, Willis went undercover on the AICN talkbacks for a while, then outed himself just before Live Free or Die Hard came out. Nice marketing, but I don't understand how anybody with a brain could stand the AICN talkbacks for any considerable period of time. It must have been more grueling than the movie shoot.
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post #8 of 71
9/30/07 at 7:20pm
Damn, no speculation as to what I am? I feel depressed.
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post #9 of 71
9/30/07 at 7:22pm
Thread Starter 
It's Sunday, give it a day or two.

Also, "what" you are?
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post #10 of 71
9/30/07 at 7:24pm
Sorry there (Puts human suit back on)

Meant to say Who.
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post #11 of 71
9/30/07 at 7:48pm
EdHocken is David Faustino.
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post #12 of 71
9/30/07 at 8:04pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Myers
EdHocken is David Faustino.
And he hates it when people confuse him with Justin Whalin.
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post #13 of 71
9/30/07 at 8:08pm
Chris Meyers is the guy who played Bob Rooney. Nice work there Chris.
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post #14 of 71
9/30/07 at 8:08pm
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL
And he hates it when people confuse him with Justin Whalin.
Who wouldn't?
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post #15 of 71
9/30/07 at 8:13pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by EdHocken
Chris Meyers is the guy who played Bob Rooney. Nice work there Chris.
Dude, if you're not even gonna do the research...
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post #16 of 71
9/30/07 at 8:14pm
I was trying to give E.E. Bell the privacy he needed but since you pressure me David well I guess the cat's out of the bag now.
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post #17 of 71
9/30/07 at 8:26pm
I'll give 2 guesses as to who I really am.
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post #18 of 71
9/30/07 at 8:29pm
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In all seriousness, I wouldn't be surprised if Justin Long has posted here once or twice while "undercover", so to say.
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post #19 of 71
9/30/07 at 8:31pm
Hell, I'm probably Rivers Cuomo.

It's not that I'm celibate, I just can't find a decent chick to touch my ding dong, but still...goddamn those half-japanese girls.
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post #20 of 71
9/30/07 at 8:31pm
What if Ted Levine has been posting here for years? Would anyone believe him if he tried to reveal himself?
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post #21 of 71
9/30/07 at 8:36pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gayest
What if Ted Levine has been posting here for years? Would anyone believe him if he tried to reveal himself?
Now, was she a great big fat person?

Not saying I'm Ted Levine, just wanted to quote Buffalo Bill.

I would find it really amusing if there was somebody famous lurking around here, and that Devin hates him/her.
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post #22 of 71
9/30/07 at 8:54pm
And it was Paul Greengrass.
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post #23 of 71
9/30/07 at 9:02pm
I once told Jon Gries to check the site out. Maybe he's lurking around here somewhere.
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post #24 of 71
9/30/07 at 9:10pm
Grifter was Tom Selleck.
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post #25 of 71
9/30/07 at 9:11pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by BTSMGL
My vote's for Richard Dickson being... Chris Klein! Why? Because, well, WOULDN'T THAT BE FUCKED UP?
I've never been so insulted in all my life.
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post #26 of 71
9/30/07 at 9:15pm
Somebody's leaked something...
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post #27 of 71
9/30/07 at 9:23pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary Sherman
I would find it really amusing if there was somebody famous lurking around here, and that Devin hates him/her.
It would be seriously bucking the odds if he didn't.
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post #28 of 71
9/30/07 at 10:28pm
I am Pat Sajak.
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post #29 of 71
9/30/07 at 10:42pm
I'm am both Wilson brothers. We alternate posting under this user name.
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post #30 of 71
9/30/07 at 10:57pm
Well at least we know why Owen tried offing himself now... it was all the negative rep points.
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post #31 of 71
9/30/07 at 10:58pm
I am Dabney Coleman.
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post #32 of 71
9/30/07 at 11:45pm
I'm pretty sure I'm Dana Plato.
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post #33 of 71
9/30/07 at 11:58pm
Which one of you is Old Bruce Wayne? Please show up soon.
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post #34 of 71
10/1/07 at 12:05am
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I really thought/hoped it'd be a while before he'd be needed.
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post #35 of 71
10/1/07 at 12:07am
Yeah, it's sad how these things turn out sometimes.
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post #36 of 71
10/1/07 at 12:40am
Paul McCartney is Paul McCartney.
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post #37 of 71
10/1/07 at 12:43am
Quote:
Originally Posted by HunterRose
Paul McCartney is Paul McCartney.

Mind.....Blown!
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post #38 of 71
10/1/07 at 12:49am
Quote:
Originally Posted by EdHocken
Mind.....Blown!
Hm, odd cadence there.

Ed Hocken... Christopher Walken?
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post #39 of 71
10/1/07 at 1:06am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric C
Hm, odd cadence there.

Ed Hocken... Christopher Walken?
I wanna dance with EdHocken.
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post #40 of 71
10/1/07 at 1:07am
Well...that can be...arranged.
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post #41 of 71
10/1/07 at 2:52am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Kent
I'll give 2 guesses as to who I really am.
Kim Coates?
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post #42 of 71
10/1/07 at 3:04am
I actually, seriously, literally, just got 2 long and incoherent PMs from some lady who actually thinks I'm Paul McCartney and wants me to have sex with her and help her raise macaws. Either that, or someone doing a really convincing prank. I'd copy and paste them in here but I don't like the idea of making PMs public. Needless to say, I was chilled to my very core. AND GOT A HUGE BONER.
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post #43 of 71
10/1/07 at 4:00am
I'm Christopher Meloni...

Oh shit no, I'm Elias Koteas! Got confused there for a moment.
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post #44 of 71
10/1/07 at 4:09am
Quote:
Originally Posted by stelios
I'm Christopher Meloni...

Oh shit no, I'm Elias Koteas! Got confused there for a moment.
I thought you were Perry Farrell.
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post #45 of 71
10/1/07 at 4:17am
I hate to confuse everybody, but I'm actually Paul McCartney. And Paul McCartney is David Bowie. What can I say, it made sense on opium.
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post #46 of 71
10/1/07 at 4:23am
I've been told many times I resemble John Candy.


They're always surprised I don't find it complimentary.
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post #47 of 71
10/1/07 at 4:25am
I may not actually be Paul McCartney, but I'm the next best thing: Joey Molland, a.k.a "That guy from Badfinger who looks exactly like Paul McCartney".

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post #48 of 71
10/1/07 at 7:59am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul McCartney
I actually, seriously, literally, just got 2 long and incoherent PMs from some lady who actually thinks I'm Paul McCartney and wants me to have sex with her and help her raise macaws. Either that, or someone doing a really convincing prank. I'd copy and paste them in here but I don't like the idea of making PMs public. Needless to say, I was chilled to my very core. AND GOT A HUGE BONER.
So sad, and so scary. No, not your boner. The crazy lady.

And no, I'm not really Mia Farrow. Or Julie Newmar. Or Uma Thurman. As I work through various other actresses in my avatars, you'll just have to keep guessing if I'm any of them...
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post #49 of 71
10/1/07 at 8:09am
Michael Bay is Michael Bay. f'realz
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post #50 of 71
10/1/07 at 11:46am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormin
I'm gonna guess Darkmite is Larry Cohen trying to see what's hot with the kids these days while espousing his own tastes...
Quetzalcoatl is my flying Aztec serpent-god of choice. Coincidence?
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