My girl makes jewelry all the friggin' time, has been all her life. She's got a trunk show coming up. If you're male and don't know what that is (I sure didn't) she's going to be showing off her latest jewelry at a store in Astoria.

Please come and buy some. If you can't make it, her store's online here. She makes really nice stuff, and if you buy it, she'll be happy and I'll get laid more than ever. If I get laid more, I get happier, I get happier, I write lots more better. Plus, if you buy this jewelry for your girl she'll get wetter than the Atlantic Ocean. It's a win-win situation.

Please come and buy some. If you can't make it, her store's online here. She makes really nice stuff, and if you buy it, she'll be happy and I'll get laid more than ever. If I get laid more, I get happier, I get happier, I write lots more better. Plus, if you buy this jewelry for your girl she'll get wetter than the Atlantic Ocean. It's a win-win situation.




