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post #1 of 10
10/3/07 at 12:33pm
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http://www.black-ink.org/fightcrime.htm

Found this over another message board and thought it would be good to have over here. Best be careful though, Hollywood may in fact use some of these ideas.
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post #2 of 10
10/3/07 at 12:52pm
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He's a one-legged sweet-toothed sorceror from a doomed world. She's a brilliant extravagent magician's assistant They fight crime!
Somehow, sadly I think you're right. Hollywood just might use some of these.
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post #3 of 10
10/3/07 at 1:05pm
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I get this one:

He's an otherworldly native American shaman on the run. She's a violent blonde archaeologist descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
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post #4 of 10
10/3/07 at 1:09pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
I get this one:

He's an otherworldly native American shaman on the run. She's a violent blonde archaeologist descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
Starring Graham Greene and Cynthia Rothrock, coming to a video store near you!!

Edited in the spirit of Patrick: The above mentioned movie will be titled Mystic Vengeance.
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post #5 of 10
10/3/07 at 1:17pm
I think B_MetalSucks may have stumbled onto something. The random assigning of adjectives and nouns to a pre-written formula gets old after the second time you see it. But casting it, now that's fun.

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He's a scarfaced white trash photographer haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's tomboy Valkyrie married to the Mob. They fight crime!
James Woods and Virginia Madsen in...
Sleeping with the Phishes!
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post #6 of 10
10/3/07 at 2:36pm
"He's a shy one-eyed dwarf who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a time-travelling renegade opera singer who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!"

Billy Barty and Beverly Sills in "Phantom of the Opera 3000" from the makers of "Flash Gordon"! ONLY on SCI-FI!!!!!
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post #7 of 10
10/3/07 at 2:57pm
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He's a genetically engineered playboy boxer from the 'hood. She's a blind cat-loving cab driver living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

Mekhi Pfeiffer and Michelle Pfeiffer in

Take Back the Pfeiffe!
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post #8 of 10
10/3/07 at 4:57pm
"He's a globe-trotting arachnophobic dog-catcher from the 'hood. She's a beautiful goth magician's assistant from out of town. They fight crime!"

Cedric The Entertainer
and
Pauley Perrette
star in: "Arrrgh, Noooooo! WHY GOD, WHY!!!"
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post #9 of 10
10/3/07 at 5:38pm
He's a witless Catholic jungle king. She's an enchanted Bolivian Valkyrie who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

M'Buto M'Buto and Anne Heche in "Oh, My Head..." Tuesdays at 9!
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post #10 of 10
10/3/07 at 5:44pm
He's a scrappy hunchbacked messiah in drag. She's cigar-chomping mercenary who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

Joe Pesci and Michelle Rodriguez star in Holy shit are these bitches ugly.
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