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post #1 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:00pm
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Why did they have to designate October as the official breast cancer month? I'm trying to take in the autumn colors and Halloween decorations, and everywhere I look I see PINK. Pink ribbons, pink lights, pink banners. All of it clashing with the usual array of pumpkins and skeletons.
Why couldn't they pick April? That month screams pink.
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post #2 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:01pm
And why does every month have to be National _________ Month? Can't we just have fucking October?
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post #3 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:27pm
Don't you hate pants?
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post #4 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:27pm
And what's up with everyone with their cute little Happy Halloween signs, anyway? Fuck a Happy Halloween!
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post #5 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:28pm
It should at least be related to Halloween. Why not National Satan Awareness month?
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post #6 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:29pm
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Fuck everything!
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post #7 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:31pm
If I see some kid on Halloween wearing some cute ladybug outfit or something he's getting STOMPED.
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post #8 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:32pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark
Why couldn't they pick April? That month screams pink.
That's the month I was born! Douche. Besides...if any month screams pink, it's May, what with all those femmy Maypoles and all that crap. Fuckin' May.
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post #9 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:32pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark
Why did they have to designate October as the official breast cancer month? I'm trying to take in the autumn colors and Halloween decorations, and everywhere I look I see PINK. Pink ribbons, pink lights, pink banners. All of it clashing with the usual array of pumpkins and skeletons.
Why couldn't they pick April? That month screams pink.
Why do you hate America?
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post #10 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:33pm
Yeah, you're definitely the evil twin. Let me go get the cage.

What if someone dressed up as a breast cancer ribbon? Wouldn't that tie everything together neatly?
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post #11 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:34pm
Only if Bob was somewhere close by, clutching a pistol.
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post #12 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:39pm
I'm giving mammograms to Trick or Treaters.

ALL of them.
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post #13 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:41pm
I ran a Google Image Search for "breast cancer ribbon Halloween costume," figuring that someone, somewhere had swathed themselves in yards of pink fabric, gone out raising awareness, and making everyone uncomfortable.

I got this:



What does it mean?
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post #14 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:41pm
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So are kids going to be collecting for breast cancer this Halloween? And if so, will there be a turf war between them and the UNICEF kids?
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post #15 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:43pm
Definitely. Two at a time will meet up in a middle of a circle, tie one of their arms together, and swing boxes of change at each other. It's a brutal sight.
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post #16 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:44pm
You don't want to mess with the UNICEF kids because they're mostly from "urban" areas. And you know what that means.

They'll be able to hail a cab and hit more houses.
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post #17 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:46pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Fuck a Happy Halloween!
I'm trying, I'm trying, but all the Halloweens around here are depressed.


Halloween is code for a 12 year old Korean, right?
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post #18 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:47pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Definitely. Two at a time will meet up in a middle of a circle, tie one of their arms together, and swing boxes of change at each other. It's a brutal sight.
They do this all though interpretative dance.
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post #19 of 61
10/3/07 at 3:49pm
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When your a 'CEF, your a 'CEF for life!
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post #20 of 61
10/3/07 at 4:22pm
Halloween and Breast Cancer awareness go together perfectly. Ever see a mastectomy scar? What's going on under Olivia Newton-John's shirt would have made Lon Cheney puke.
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post #21 of 61
10/3/07 at 4:27pm
Remind me again... Are we for breast cancer, or against it?
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post #22 of 61
10/3/07 at 4:32pm
Comedy!
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post #23 of 61
10/3/07 at 4:37pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark
When your a 'CEF, your a 'CEF for life!
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post #24 of 61
10/3/07 at 4:38pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Devincf
Comedy!
Stop hurting my feelings, you monster.
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post #25 of 61
10/3/07 at 4:50pm
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Originally Posted by Eric C
The Black Panthers let anyone in these days.
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post #26 of 61
10/3/07 at 4:52pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Definitely. Two at a time will meet up in a middle of a circle, tie one of their arms together, and swing boxes of change at each other. It's a brutal sight.
Liam lynch and spike Jonze will collaborate on this to make a music video that's nine kinds of genius.
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post #27 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:01pm
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Eddie and Wolfgang Van Halen will provide the guitar solo.
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post #28 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:05pm
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Originally Posted by devincf
Comedy!
Nothing!
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post #29 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:07pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
Can't we just have 'Fucking October'?
Now THERE'S a month to get behind!
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post #30 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:19pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark
Eddie and Wolfgang Van Halen will provide the guitar solo.
Then feast on Michael Anthony's soul.
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post #31 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:29pm
I really hate shopping at the mall and then to make thing worse, I go into the gap with my girlfriend and they have all this shit with red liner inside to promote aids awareness. its such a crock of shit. they have red phones and red this and red that. give me a fucking break.
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post #32 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:32pm
They have it in the grocery store too. They even have pink breast cancer awareness tennis balls. Truly ghastly.
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post #33 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:35pm
Walk into a Bed Bath and Beyound, you want a Pink hand mixer...BAM! its yours! You want a Pink wine opener, BAM! drink cancer away! of course I love me some pink but thats well, a different story for a different time.
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post #34 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:42pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey


What does it mean?
"The Last Thing You'll Ever Do With Your Dachschund"?

Edit to add: You know, Greg David was right - my new Mia Farrow avatar goes really well with certain kinds of pictures.
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post #35 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:43pm
maybe we should actually spread awareness...ie knowledge, instead of spreading merchandise that makes companies feel good about themselves...or their fucking taxes.
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post #36 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:44pm
uh oh, i just said ie...crap. no fruit roll-ups for a week.
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post #37 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:45pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey



What does it mean?
Could it be, "What Britney bought to replace her children"?
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post #38 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:47pm
That daschund picture is...ominous, given the context in which he was found. Hell, it's an adorable dog, but I'm markedly concerned now.
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post #39 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:49pm
Let's get this thread back on track:

Fuck breast cancer awareness, and the people who are aware about it.
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post #40 of 61
10/3/07 at 5:49pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin VanNatter
maybe we should actually spread awareness...ie knowledge, instead of spreading merchandise that makes companies feel good about themselves...or their fucking taxes.
It's the American way. Companies should whore themselves at every opportunity they get.

Buy the pink "whatever item" and we will donate 50 cents to Breast Cancer research.

ETC
ETC
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post #41 of 61
10/3/07 at 6:07pm
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Originally Posted by Eric C
You know, I kinda want to bang her right now.

It would give it a little thrill, know what I mean?

Like fucking a christian missionary and making her call you Jesus while you're doing it.
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post #42 of 61
10/3/07 at 6:29pm
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Originally Posted by The LD
Don't you hate pants?
Where the fuck did this slogan start? I always thought some kid from my high school came up with it until I heard it in the larger world.
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post #43 of 61
10/3/07 at 6:51pm
It's from a fantastic episode of The Simpsons.
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post #44 of 61
10/3/07 at 9:48pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissZooey
I ran a Google Image Search for "breast cancer ribbon Halloween costume," figuring that someone, somewhere had swathed themselves in yards of pink fabric, gone out raising awareness, and making everyone uncomfortable.

I got this:



What does it mean?

My guess is it means you should try another search engine.
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post #45 of 61
10/3/07 at 10:09pm
It does occur to that if all the money and resources that went into 'raising awareness' went into actual research instead, then we'd be on our way to a cure, or at least better treatments.
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post #46 of 61
10/4/07 at 10:28am
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Not really. The more "popular" a disease is, the easier it is to get government funding and contributions for research and treatment.
But still, fuck awareness.
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post #47 of 61
10/4/07 at 10:32am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graham
Now THERE'S a month to get behind!
Fag!
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post #48 of 61
10/4/07 at 12:19pm
I saw a car the other day that was held together with those stupid ass fuckin ribbons for every cause under the sun. Pink, yellow, camouflage, that stupid looking blue tie one for testicular cancer (I think), and the red, white and blue one (did I mention I live in Canada?). If you spent half as much time volunteering for these causes as you did affixing stickers to your car the world would be problem free now!
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post #49 of 61
10/4/07 at 12:47pm
I dated a girl who had a double mastectomy cause of the cancer. So I have literally fucked Breast Cancer awareness. Nothing makes you more aware of breast cancer than dating a chick with no nips.
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post #50 of 61
10/4/07 at 1:35pm
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte
I dated a girl who had a double mastectomy cause of the cancer. So I have literally fucked Breast Cancer awareness. Nothing makes you more aware of breast cancer than dating a chick with no nips.
Winner!
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