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Originally Posted by Peter Venkman
Walk into a Bed Bath and Beyound, you want a Pink hand mixer...BAM! its yours! You want a Pink wine opener, BAM! drink cancer away! of course I love me some pink but thats well, a different story for a different time.
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Try walking through a cosmetics department of any major department store this month. I used to work at the Estee Lauder counter during my six months in California, and hoo boy, did we have pink during October. A couple of limited edition pink lip glosses and a limited edition pink lipstick, all in just horrible cotton candy colors. Like the gross shades of pink that hookers leave on cigarette filters and penises. Or penii. I don't know...
I will confess, I have a really cool pink ribbon shirt. But it's a long sleeved black shirt, and the pink ribbon is exactly where a superhero logo would be - so the style and position of the ribbon make it kind of "Batgirlish". Plus, there was none of this weenie "We'll donate a whole 20 cents if you buy this shirt!" nonsense. It came from Champs sporting goods, and they donated about half the cost of the shirt to the cause. And I'm smart enough to not just wear it in October.
Ryan... Ryan Ryan Ryan... if you don't understand tit fucking
(*sigh...*). There are links, son. Right here on the internetz.