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post #1 of 66
10/3/07 at 10:40pm
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They are so delicious.
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post #2 of 66
10/3/07 at 10:43pm
How many threads do we really need about this sort of crap?

It just seems that everyday a new thread props up about some random sweet or new artery clogging beefburger experiment from hell.
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post #3 of 66
10/3/07 at 10:46pm
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Goddamn, man. The pink ones. The pink ones are so fuckin' choice.
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post #4 of 66
10/3/07 at 10:57pm
fuck you the orange ones will murder your taste-buds in your sleep
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post #5 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:03pm
Shouldn't this be in the 500 favorite foods thread?

or

I've always wanted to try Starburst, but never seem to pick them up at the store.

Edited for punctuation. And see, this proves how unfunny I am.
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post #6 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:04pm
I was watching Bionic Woman, eating StarBurst when I thought this equation in my head...

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post #7 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:08pm
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Hahaha that Star Trek Jedi probably likes the pink ones, you know what I'm sayin?
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post #8 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:11pm
This thread is so hateful that if it were a person it'd be lynching people.
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post #9 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:25pm
I like the Tropical packs those are really chill ^_^
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post #10 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:25pm
Fuck yeah Starburst
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post #11 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:27pm
Sometimes I like to take a pack of Starburst and Skittles and kinda you know eat them at the same time and its REALLY good but it makes my dentist very cross (._. )
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post #12 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:27pm
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Shouldn't this be in the 500 favorite foods thread?[/SIZE]
Only in Wonkaland can Starburst be considered food.
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post #13 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:27pm
Fuck yeah Skittleburst
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post #14 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:28pm
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Originally Posted by Diva
Only in Wonkaland can Starburst be considered food.
And Belgium.
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post #15 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:29pm
wait isn't skittleburst some kinda casserole lulz
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post #16 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:30pm
I've got 20 bucks that says that Old Man Wayne's beady eyes will be staring down at this thread in less than 40 posts.
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post #17 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:31pm
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Originally Posted by Tim N.
Goddamn, man. The pink ones. The pink ones are so fuckin' choice.
i use pink ones as a condom dawg you have no idea
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post #18 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:31pm
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall
I've got 20 bucks that says that Old Man Wayne's beady eyes will be staring down at this thread in less than 40 posts.
Brad controls the WayneStare. Everyone else is just a poor substitution.

Especially Dickson.
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post #19 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:32pm
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Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
And Belgium.
Figures. This is the same place where waffles topped with ice cream are considered breakfast.
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post #20 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:33pm
I think Old Man Wayne lost his power when someone Andy Warhol'd him, but most Chud memes tend to live on for a little while after they've ceased to be funny.
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post #21 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:33pm
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Originally Posted by Tim N.
Goddamn, man. The pink ones. The pink ones are so fuckin' choice.
Yes, yes they are.
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post #22 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:33pm
If you squish a Starburst with one of those garlic mallets it's like a tiny fruity waffle
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post #23 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:34pm
If you stretch a Starburst out and then wrap it with another Starburst its more or less a delicious little fruit taco
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post #24 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:35pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
If you squish a Starburst with one of those garlic mallets it's like a tiny fruity waffle
You can put skittles in the little squares.

LOL little skittle. You ain't goin' nowhere. Enjoy your fruity prison with no roof.
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post #25 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:36pm
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall
I think Old Man Wayne lost his power when someone Andy Warhol'd him, but most Chud memes tend to live on for a little while after they've ceased to be funny.
Yeah, you've been here forever.
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post #26 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:36pm
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Originally Posted by Tim N.
You can put skittles in the little squares.

LOL little skittle. You ain't goin' nowhere. Enjoy your fruity prison with no roof.

Do that with a yellow one and it's like a Japanese internment camp
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post #27 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:37pm
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Originally Posted by Carlton Stevens
If you stretch a Starburst out and then wrap it with another Starburst its more or less a delicious little fruit taco
Or a starburst vag
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post #28 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:39pm
I C WUT U DED THARwut
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post #29 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:39pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Yeah, you've been here forever.
What have I done to earn your ire this time?
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post #30 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:40pm
You're probably the dullest motherfucker here. Now eat a Starburst, Captain Monotone.
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post #31 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:41pm
Now that's just cruel, I'm sure there are a ton of duller people than me. Well at least 1 or 2.

Edit: Shit, there really aren't.
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post #32 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:43pm
Pink ones are so fucking overrated. I usually give those away if there's someone around me.

Orange all the way. I haven't gotten a pack of 'bursties in awhile...
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post #33 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:44pm
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Stop ruining my thread about delicious candy.

The pink Starbursts taste better than Scarlett Johannson's pussy. True story.
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post #34 of 66
10/3/07 at 11:46pm
If Davecat had to choose between real doll pussy and a pack of pink Starburst I bet that motherfucker would burn that plastic bitch
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post #35 of 66
10/4/07 at 12:32am
The Scarlett line made me LOLZ.

But seriously, cherry ones are the best. Second place is lemon. Then Scarlett's pussy, THEN the pink and orange ones. In that order.
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post #36 of 66
10/4/07 at 12:44am
Strawberry is king.

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post #37 of 66
10/4/07 at 12:47am
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Originally Posted by Tim N.
Stop ruining my thread about delicious candy.

The pink Starbursts taste better than Scarlett Johannson's pussy. True story.
Yet I would still rather eat her pussy. Taste can't account for everything.
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post #38 of 66
10/4/07 at 12:50am
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Sup creepy.
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post #39 of 66
10/4/07 at 12:55am
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Originally Posted by Tim N.
Sup creepy.
Because I would eat a sex symbol's pussy before I ate a Starburst?
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post #40 of 66
10/4/07 at 1:52am
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall
Now that's just cruel, I'm sure there are a ton of duller people than me. Well at least 1 or 2.

Edit: Shit, there really aren't.
::: waves :::

You forget, I'm here.
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post #41 of 66
10/4/07 at 1:59am
Man fuck y'all orange haters

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post #42 of 66
10/4/07 at 3:25am
There, had to wait for it, but the pimp orange is funny as hell.
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post #43 of 66
10/4/07 at 5:38am
If you suck on Skittles awhile they end up tasting pretty much like Starburst. Therefore I conclude that Skittles are just Starburst with armor. I think they were developed by the army so that soldiers could take a fruity treat into battle.
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post #44 of 66
10/4/07 at 6:54am
I used to take three, roll them up into little balls, and make delicious fruity snowmen out of them. With a half-skittle smile!
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post #45 of 66
10/4/07 at 12:29pm
Shut up Tom, we all know the clear Alpha burst in the pack is the almighty Pink with its delicious Strawberry flavor. Orange is nothing but a second-best space-filler next to Pink.
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post #46 of 66
10/4/07 at 12:44pm
I love the tropical fruit ones, but my favorite original flavor is strawberry.
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post #47 of 66
10/4/07 at 1:40pm
I wonder how many I can fit into my mouth before I start chewing. I used to do that with "Froot-By-The-Foot". I'd take two and stuff 'em in my talk-hole, and for roughly 8 minutes of chewing, my eyes would well up and my mouth would pucker. Love that shit.
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post #48 of 66
10/4/07 at 1:58pm
Anyone try those starburst jelly beans?
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post #49 of 66
10/4/07 at 2:11pm
In Russia, they eat Starborscht.
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post #50 of 66
10/4/07 at 2:14pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
In Russia, they eat Starborscht.
In Russia, Starborscht eat you.
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