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post #51 of 66
10/4/07 at 2:16pm
You all are dumb fucking assholes. Cherry is the way to go. Yellow is for those who hate life and the people that live it.
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post #52 of 66
10/4/07 at 2:17pm
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Originally Posted by Syd
Anyone try those starburst jelly beans?
Hell yeah! Jelly Belly is Starburst Jelly Bean's bitch. It's science fact. And anybody saying differently is a Commie puppy kicker who doesn't understand the essence of deliciousness.
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post #53 of 66
10/4/07 at 2:30pm
I enjoy the taste of pretty much all Starburst flavors. My problem though is while eating them I can never seem to accumulate enough trash.
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post #54 of 66
10/4/07 at 2:43pm
To Hades with Starburst. Mike & Ike's give you the same burst of fruit flavor without the litter.
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post #55 of 66
10/4/07 at 2:46pm
Starbursts are ok, especially when compared to their non-FDA-approved equivalent, the "Now and Later." Now and Laters are made from melted-down prostheses collected from burned out VA hospitals, and are flavored with various industrial cleaners. I've still got a piece of a Now and Later lodged in my back left molar from when I ate one after a little league game in the '80s.
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post #56 of 66
10/4/07 at 3:27pm
I think I need to start a Bottle Caps thread.
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post #57 of 66
10/4/07 at 4:10pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
Hell yeah! Jelly Belly is Starburst Jelly Bean's bitch. It's science fact. And anybody saying differently is a Commie puppy kicker who doesn't understand the essence of deliciousness.
This man speaks Truth.
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post #58 of 66
10/4/07 at 5:57pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
Hell yeah! Jelly Belly is Starburst Jelly Bean's bitch. It's science fact. And anybody saying differently is a Commie puppy kicker who doesn't understand the essence of deliciousness.
The grape and cherry ones are the only starburst jelly beans I can stand.

Jelly belly > Starburst.
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post #59 of 66
10/4/07 at 6:03pm
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Originally Posted by FreeRobotSex
I think I need to start a Bottle Caps thread.
YES! Yes, we do. The way the rootbeer and cola flavored ones were the best ones, hence the bottle cap shape? Coincidence? I think not.
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post #60 of 66
10/4/07 at 6:08pm
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Originally Posted by DJ HiPPiE
The grape and cherry ones are the only starburst jelly beans I can stand.

Jelly belly > Starburst.
I don't agree with you, sir, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
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post #61 of 66
10/4/07 at 6:12pm
I used to drop skittles in my soda.

Now just a few Skittles or Starburst gives me the crack shakes.
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post #62 of 66
10/4/07 at 6:20pm
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Originally Posted by DJ HiPPiE
Jelly belly > Starburst.
Firstly, "HiPPie", it's no surprise that you're a Commie puppy kicker.
Secondly, I actually feel sorry for you if that's how you really feel.
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post #63 of 66
10/4/07 at 6:26pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
Firstly, "HiPPie", it's no surprise that you're a Commie puppy kicker.
Secondly, I actually feel sorry for you if that's how you really feel.
Firstly.....How dare you call me commie.

Secondly....As I said I like the grape and cherry beans from starburst but I really don't care for the other ones....However my wolf sure did enjoy them....Plus for some reason around here the starburst beans are hard to find.

Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go practice my Field goals with a shitzu,
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post #64 of 66
10/4/07 at 11:45pm
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall
I think Old Man Wayne lost his power when someone Andy Warhol'd him, but most Chud memes tend to live on for a little while after they've ceased to be funny.
Rutger Hauer never loses power.


He's coming.
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post #65 of 66
10/4/07 at 11:57pm
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Originally Posted by El Gray
The Scarlett line made me LOLZ.

But seriously, cherry ones are the best. Second place is lemon. Then Scarlett's pussy, THEN the pink and orange ones. In that order.
What he said. Anyone remember, way back when, in the mid 70's maybe, the original Starburst packs used to have lime flavored ones in them? This is back in the days red M & M's made their 1st appearance (for those of you too young to remember, red M&M's were removed from the American culinary lexicon because of some pantywaist fear about the dye being poisonous or something. They were brought back to stay many years later.). THOSE ruled above all. For the brief time they were with us.
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post #66 of 66
10/4/07 at 11:58pm
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Originally Posted by DJ HiPPiE
Jelly belly > Starburst.
He's right. Sorry. And I love puppies, comrade.
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