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What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse?

post #1 of 91
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59%. Mainly, cause I live in a densely populated area.
post #2 of 91
39%

Mainly cause I am a pussy.
post #3 of 91
42%... those darn loved ones.
post #4 of 91
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
42%... those darn loved ones.
Weak. So did you choose to drive 20 miles out of your way to go get them?
post #5 of 91
31%. I have no gun and would try to find my loved ones.
post #6 of 91
55%

I blame the canned foods. Damned empty fridge!
post #7 of 91
77% chance of survival.
post #8 of 91
I actually thought I'd fare better than that. But, I show compassion. Compassion will get you killed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse.
post #9 of 91
31%. Shit.

Still, this survey failed to take into account my master plan to buy a piano solely to have something with which to barricade my door when the zombie apocalypse hits. I think that plan buys me an extra 5-10%.
post #10 of 91
37%
post #11 of 91
No question as to whether or not I'm the only black person in my friend group? I call shenanigans.

52%, nevertheless...
post #12 of 91
68% on the quiz alone, but 75% because I own this...

post #13 of 91
69%

Clearly this test is flawed, as I have prepared my entire life to survive a zombie apocalypse and won't be going down easy!
post #14 of 91
You Have a 54% Chance of Survival!
post #15 of 91
52%.

I suspect my loved ones are dragging me down.
post #16 of 91
You Have a 45% Chance of Survival!

The whole gun thing and me tracking my loved ones might hurt me, but having battle-ready swords around the house would help me get to them.
post #17 of 91
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Originally Posted by billylove
Weak. So did you choose to drive 20 miles out of your way to go get them?
Yeah, looks like I'm moving to the country and teaching my 3 year old daughter how to shoot a 12 gauge.

I have the Zombie Survival Guide as well. That should get me atleast a D-.

That replica of Bilbo's Sting shall serve me well.
post #18 of 91
63%
post #19 of 91
43% chance of survival.

I just realized that I don't really have blunt crowbar-like weapons in my house...can umbrellas kill zombies?
post #20 of 91
Wait.. a house full of machete's and blunt objects, no hesitation at killing undead loved ones, not even looking outside after strange sounds, and I have a flat 50% chance of survival? Does cans of soup really make that big of a difference??

Clearly, this test forgot to ask me about my best bud, Milla.
post #21 of 91
I'm at 51%, which frankly I consider pretty good for a zombie apocalypse. Guns being my big plus, loved ones being my downfall.
post #22 of 91
74%

Being an expert marksman, owning more than 5 guns, a machete, the means and knowledge to make many small and precise incendiary devices, a cornucopia of brain-splattering bludgeoning items strewn throughout the house, and a military background helps I suppose...
post #23 of 91
67%

I got tons of food....Know how to blow shit up.....And i've seen Dead Alive so I know how to work a lawnmower again a horde of walking dead.

Apparently it's my lack of stamina that makes me a target.....curse you duncan hines
post #24 of 91
68% chance.
When this happens(not if), I'll be tracking down Anderson.
post #25 of 91
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7
68% chance.
Ok that's it.....I'm standing behind you.....With a flamethrower.
post #26 of 91
72% Chance of Survival! (Yeah, my loved ones give me shit about my love of horror movies. Who's laughing NOW? HUH?!)

Gots me a samurai sword, a Sig 226 9mm, tire iron, and am within belching and hollering distance of 2 food stores, gas station, a church ("Holy Ground, Highlander!"), a Post Office, and my folks. Plus a Blockbuster AND a Hollywood Video! And the local Police Station and Fire Station are down the street!

The secret to survival? Location! Location! Location!

Anyone need help? Take my hand. We'll make it. I swear.
post #27 of 91
28% - I'm as good as chomped upon. I know it was because I'd try to out run the relatives and hope they were slow. The quiz must have taken into account that my nephew is a pretty fast runner, would catch me, and eat my brains.
post #28 of 91
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
28% - I'm as good as chomped upon. I know it was because I'd try to out run the relatives and hope they were slow. The quiz must have taken into account that my nephew is a pretty fast runner, would catch me, and eat my brains.
You get to lead the CHUD pack.....And be sure to wear a red shirt while taking the point.
post #29 of 91
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Originally Posted by DJ HiPPiE
You get to lead the CHUD pack.....And be sure to wear a red shirt while taking the point.
Hey, look, if they eat me first, the rest of you are right behind me. We're all crunchy zombie snacks.
post #30 of 91
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
Hey, look, if they eat me first, the rest of you are right behind me. We're all crunchy zombie snacks.
Nah we'll just make sure to stay about 20 feet behind ya......It'll give us enough room to open fire on em
post #31 of 91
41% mostly due to loved ones.

Where else are you going to find food you're sure about?
post #32 of 91
52%?! Aaw man. Damn, I need to get myself a gun and a better location, methinks.
post #33 of 91
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ HiPPiE
Nah we'll just make sure to stay about 20 feet behind ya......It'll give us enough room to open fire on em
I'm the canary in the coalmine, in other words... woe is me.
post #34 of 91
"You Have a 77% Chance of Survival!"

See, you fuckers that laugh at those buy one-get six free coupons for green beans are going to get fucked when the zombies come.
post #35 of 91
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
"You Have a 77% Chance of Survival!"
Of course you have a high chance of survival.....All you gotta do is beat em in the head with your 360.

















I'm so fucked when you finally get it back and jump on halo.....Ain't I?
post #36 of 91
31%. My loved ones can't survive on their own, they'll get me killed.
post #37 of 91
57%, but I have recent experience at barricading doors against enraged, zombie-like intruders, a brand new shotgun, and I'm the master of unlocking. I think I deserve a bonus.
post #38 of 91
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ HiPPiE
Of course you have a high chance of survival.....All you gotta do is beat em in the head with your 360.

















I'm so fucked when you finally get it back and jump on halo.....Ain't I?
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DJ HiPPiE again."

Well if we're having a zombie apocalypse Xbox live will be the least of our worries and I would use my 360 if need be.










And yes, you are totally and thoroughly fucked when* I get a working 360

*if
post #39 of 91
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks

*if
Fucking classic.
post #40 of 91
48%. Fifty-fifty chance I'm gonna be tearing off my roommate's flesh with my teeth. Seventy-thirty if he doesn't turn off that damn Black Eyed Peas album.
post #41 of 91
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Originally Posted by Beageal
Seventy-thirty if he doesn't turn off that damn Black Eyed Peas album.
70-30???? that's being pretty fucking nice....I punch him in the jugglar just for holding the CD case.
post #42 of 91
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Originally Posted by DJ HiPPiE
70-30???? that's being pretty fucking nice....I punch him in the jugglar just for holding the CD case.
Well, I can just shut my door. I don't really want to eat his skin.
post #43 of 91
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Originally Posted by Beageal
Well, I can just shut my door. I don't really want to eat his skin.
Sounds like he needs more cumin....Maybe a little paprika as well.
post #44 of 91
43%, mainly because I don't own a gun and alls I got is a hammer and wrench at the moment.
post #45 of 91
You Have a 69% Chance of Survival! I saw Danger: 50,000 Volts Zombies so I'm quite ready for the zombie apocalypse. "Don't be lunch you silly cunt". Words to live by.
post #46 of 91
A pool cue and some Queen playing in the background should give everyone a addition 10% to their score.
post #47 of 91
44%
I need a gun, and less concern for my wife, apparently. And move out of LA.

But I also expect a 10-20% boost because I read the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z and David Wellington's Monster trilogy.
post #48 of 91
Choosing between a shopping mall and Wal-Mart is a trick question. They both have everything you need!
post #49 of 91
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Originally Posted by Tieman
44%
I need a gun, and less concern for my wife, apparently. And move out of LA.
I thought LA was already going thru a zombie apocalypse?
post #50 of 91
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
Choosing between a shopping mall and Wal-Mart is a trick question. They both have everything you need!
Yeah, but Wal-Mart is cheaper...
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