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But He Had the Body of a Ten Year Old

post #1 of 27
10/4/07 at 5:08pm
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http://www.elpasotimes.com/news/ci_7077144

Woman allegedly had relationship with boy, 8
Las Cruces Sun-News
Article Launched: 10/04/2007 12:00:00 AM MDT

Tufts (Courtesy of the Dona Ana Detention Center)
LAS CRUCES -- A 30-year-old Las Cruces woman was in custody Wednesday, charged with having sexual contact with an 8-year-old boy, Las Cruces police reported.

Michelle A. Tufts, 30, of the 2800 block of east Idaho Avenue, was arrested Monday and is charged with two felony counts of criminal sexual penetration of a child younger than 13 and one count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Last week, the boy's grandmother notified police that Tufts might be having an inappropriate physical relationship with the boy, Las Cruces Police Department spokesman Dan Trujillo said.

Police detectives investigated the reports and concluded the allegations were accurate, Trujillo said.

Tufts is being held at the Doña Ana County Detention Center, and her bond is set at $50,000.

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If she did this to my son, she'd be paste and I'd defy a jury to convict me.
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post #2 of 27
10/4/07 at 5:18pm
Tuft Love.
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post #3 of 27
10/4/07 at 5:20pm
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector
Michelle A. Tufts, 30, of the 2800 block of east Idaho Avenue, was arrested Monday and is charged with two felony counts of criminal sexual penetration of a child younger than 13 and one count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor..
Wait wait wait.. SHE penetrated HIM? What kind of backwards shit goes on down there?
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post #4 of 27
10/4/07 at 5:29pm
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Originally Posted by Trejo
Wait wait wait.. SHE penetrated HIM? What kind of backwards shit goes on down there?
The darkest kind, evidentally.

I'm betting she'll be very popular in jail with all the nutty moms locked up in there with her.
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post #5 of 27
10/4/07 at 5:44pm
Well before condemning this let's see a picture of her and whether or not she was hot. Am I right guys? Amirite? Guys?
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post #6 of 27
10/4/07 at 5:45pm
"Had a relationship" with? No, fuck that. She raped the kid. God damn media painting every female abuser like some god damn saint. Gah!
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post #7 of 27
10/4/07 at 5:46pm
God damned cock-blocking Grandma.
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post #8 of 27
10/4/07 at 5:47pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
"Had a relationship" with? No, fuck that. She raped the kid. God damn media painting every female abuser like some god damn saint. Gah!
Huh?
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post #9 of 27
10/4/07 at 5:50pm
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper
God damned cock-blocking Grandma.
LOL!
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post #10 of 27
10/4/07 at 5:51pm
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Originally Posted by Stormin
Well before condemning this let's see a picture of her and whether or not she was hot. Am I right guys? Amirite? Guys?



Still wanna hit it?
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post #11 of 27
10/4/07 at 5:53pm
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Originally Posted by DJ HiPPiE


Still wanna hit it?

8 year old me would have. Why not?
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post #12 of 27
10/4/07 at 5:55pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
God damn media painting every female abuser like some god damn saint.
God bless them all for fulfilling the childhood fantasies of at least a few of us.

Well, except those that do the penetrating. That's not cool.
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post #13 of 27
10/4/07 at 5:57pm
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper
God damned cock-blocking Grandma.
She's never gonna live that down.
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post #14 of 27
10/4/07 at 6:00pm
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Originally Posted by Stormin
She's never gonna live that down.
Yeah.....Thankgiving dinner should be real interesting.
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post #15 of 27
10/4/07 at 6:00pm
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Originally Posted by DJ HiPPiE
"Really? You're kidding? He's in second grade?"
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post #16 of 27
10/4/07 at 6:05pm
"He looked at least like a 4th grader!"
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post #17 of 27
10/4/07 at 6:11pm
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
"He looked at least like a 4th grader!"
She couldn't help herself....Him standing out in the driveway washing his little red wagon....Probably asked her if she wanna to come up to the treehouse and check out his spongebob collection....That shit drives the women wild.
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post #18 of 27
10/4/07 at 6:17pm
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Originally Posted by Boomstick
Huh?
Sorry, I get a little indignant with the media bias when it comes to pedophile cases in regards to which sex is doing the raping. It's like all these female teachers are fulfilling some "emotional need" or some other psychological bullshit that needs therapy.
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post #19 of 27
10/4/07 at 6:19pm
This kid needs to find a hotter teacher if he expects to win the Luckiest Boy in America medal.
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post #20 of 27
10/4/07 at 6:19pm
"THAT horrible news story" Part Deux??
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post #21 of 27
10/4/07 at 6:36pm
I like that in the other thread of that U.S. Justice Department guy wanting to bang a five year old girl there was outrage. Then in that thread of that Nevada three year old getting raped there was outrage.

But here? Jokes galore because it involves a woman banging a boy. Interesting.
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post #22 of 27
10/4/07 at 6:42pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan
I like that in the other thread of that U.S. Justice Department guy wanting to bang a five year old girl there was outrage. Then in that thread of that Nevada three year old getting raped there was outrage.

But here? Jokes galore because it involves a woman banging a boy. Interesting.
South Park already addressed this, hence my recycling of one of the jokes.
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post #23 of 27
10/4/07 at 6:45pm
Silly me, I thought this was about David Spade.
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post #24 of 27
10/4/07 at 6:47pm
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Originally Posted by General Zod
Silly me, I thought this was about David Spade.
Ya mean it's not????
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post #25 of 27
10/4/07 at 7:20pm
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
"He looked at least like a 4th grader!"
But he fucked at a 9th grade level.
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post #26 of 27
10/4/07 at 7:53pm
What's really creepy is when she was 29, he was only 7.
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post #27 of 27
10/4/07 at 9:00pm
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper
What's really creepy is when she was 29, he was only 7.
OMG WTF
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