I was very excited to see the American Reunion movie. I saw American Pie just after college and remembered it was quite funny.
Jim, Michelle, Oz, Heather, Stifler reunite for their high school...
I think you should name the one on the top James Westfall, and the bottom one Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. Refer to their cage, regardless of shape, as the Octagon.
Really, those work on so many levels. Still, my silver medal suggestion would be "Bambi and Thumper." Movie reference + misdirection regarding a name associated with a different animal.